Game Time Presents: You Make The Joke

by Brad Lee on Oct 16, 2007 4:38 PM CDT

I'll start... you finish us off...

Â Top 11 (or more) reasons I know David Perron should be playing in Juniors

11: Shaves weekly with his Fisher-Price shaving kit, whether he needs to or not

Â as smooth as fisher price can make him

10: Plans on attending his older brother's High School graduation this off-season

Â 09: KT has Dunken Donut boxes in the dressing roomÂ older than Perron

08: He has fond childhood memories of watching rookie phenom Barret Jackman don the 'Note.

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07: Hasn’t learned to curse properly. Calling Hejduk a ‘big doody head’ just doesn’t cut it.

by Matt on Oct 16, 2007 5:01 PM CDT reply actions

06: Thinks it’s cool to wear white skates.

by Marcus Pettersson on Oct 16, 2007 5:24 PM CDT reply actions

5. The vets wanted to haze him by shaving all the hair below his ears, but he didn’t have any.

by UtahBluesFan on Oct 16, 2007 5:49 PM CDT reply actions

4. When ordering his meal with the team, the waitress asks if he would like some crayons and a coloring book to keep him occupied until his food arrives.

by Tyler on Oct 16, 2007 8:08 PM CDT reply actions

3. he woke up with his first morning wood the day of the draft

by Dooks on Oct 16, 2007 9:40 PM CDT reply actions

2. Asks where the orange slices are during the intermission.

(after we get to No. 1, feel free to keep it going with honorable mentions)

by Brad Lee on Oct 16, 2007 10:09 PM CDT reply actions

1.eats vaniila wafers with apple juice for lunch and has to take a nap before the gasme or he’ll get cranky

by Ras on Oct 17, 2007 12:13 AM CDT reply actions

When going out to dinner with Jammal Mayers and Dan Hinote, the waitress is told, "It will be two and a booster. Oh, and can we get a lid for his milk cup? Yeah, he’s young but he’s REALLY French too.

by Answer Man on Oct 17, 2007 8:51 AM CDT reply actions