You Write The Comedy
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I’m putting the jam on the biscuit. See what I did there? I took my nickname, Jammer, and I used it to make a cool catch phrase about me netting a goal with a puck, which we like to refer to in hockey parlance as a biscuit. Take that Johnson! All your name works into is dick jokes.
by Pagan on Nov 14, 2007 4:35 PM CST reply actions
When I wear a helmet to the rink and sit in the front row, I feel like I’m in the game…in the game…in the game….
by gallagher on Nov 14, 2007 6:12 PM CST reply actions
Dude, I’m one of the kids who cleans the ice. So give me a break, old man. They make me wear this helmet, unlike this one guy I saw reading Game Time last night. He wore his voluntarily.
by Brad Lee on Nov 14, 2007 7:05 PM CST reply actions
if i aim this much to the left of the net i scooooooooooooooore
by Childhood Trauma on Nov 14, 2007 7:53 PM CST reply actions
I AM TIGER MON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(a joke between my friends from when he bleached his eyebrows with tiger stripes, anyone have a picture of that btw?)
by Lodnod on Nov 14, 2007 9:01 PM CST reply actions
Mayers: AAAHHH!!! the ghost of that hockey kid is back!!!
Johnson: what hockey kid? ain’t nothing but west county folk behind the glass.
Maters: STOP HAUNTING ME!!!!
by Dooks on Nov 14, 2007 11:30 PM CST reply actions
YES! Now maybe I can get a bingo space on the back of Game Time that doesn’t involve shooting insanely wide!
by Poor College Student (but a season ticket holder anyway) on Nov 15, 2007 1:24 AM CST reply actions
We want tacos! But not Scottowel Center tacos. Real Taco Bell tacos.
by Brad Lee on Nov 16, 2007 10:27 AM CST reply actions
AHHHH! LOUD NOISE. LOOUUUDD NOOIISSEESSS! AHHHHH!
by Chris D on Nov 16, 2007 2:40 PM CST reply actions

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