Pazzy, Son of Satan

i was luaghing at the guy who picked him up in our fantasy league now i’m crying. but it’s unlikely this keeps up. then again when you’re that ugly all u have to live for is the puck hitting you and the bleak hope someone’s shot will rip through your helmet and scra u up to the point you look better than before. or maybe he’s just playing for a big contract so he can afford some plastic surgery.

but the worst is adam ‘i was washed up’ foote’s play. he should be tested he’s obviously roided up. he’s sucked so bad the last few years we all thought he’d be waived this year and now….

memo to columbus fans this is a blues fans’ site not a get together with the enemy site. if u show up to our rink with your jerseys on expect beer showers, to get pissed on in the head and maybe curbed stomped after the game unless we’re too elated with a recent ass whooping put on your team. then you need only expect us to rub your faces in the shit your team is.

he looks like what would happen if jason raped eddie munster and eddie gave birth to a fecal love child.

Paint him green and he’d look just like Jim Carrey’s “Grinch.”

i vote for illegitimate son of ed grimley and patrick roy. all of ed’s looks and patty’s ability to stop the blues. bad combination, if you ask me.

perhaps since we can no longer indulge in the “ricci’s ugly” chant when the sharks come to town, someone should start one for pazzy… “paz-zy’s ug-ly” or “goal-ie’s ug-ly.” just doesn’t have quite the same ring, though.

ed gein by way of a “squeal like a pig” moment with ernest t. bass

i just want to change my comment to….

he looks like the fecal love child of eddie munster and ed grimley.

Poor Pazzy, hehe. (The first pic, btw, is Fredrik Norrena )
I somewhat enjoyed this post, because I am, of course, a fan of “the enemy team”.
I do wish the Blue’s the best of luck against everyone else, you guys do have a great team.
Good luck!

Is it? Ooops. Embarrassing.

Either way Marcus that dude is crazy ugly. He has that low sloping brow and you can just assume the drool had just been wiped off of his chin right before the pciture was taken.

One of my co-workers asked me the other day where this came came from.

I told him when an ugly French-Canadian man and an ugly French-Canadian woman love each other very much, they put bags over each other’s heads and get to business.

how is that different that ok looking french canagians doing it????

Really it’s no different. Except they call them “le bags.”

Wait. That didn’t make sense. Coffee!! Somebody bring me more coffee!!