Blackhawks Suck! (and so do their fans!)

by TheFantasyFiles on Dec 1, 2007 1:16 AM CST

By Adam DukeÂ

ThankÂ goodness for the close proximity ofÂ Saint Louis to Chicago that allows hundreds,Â nay, thousands of fans from one city to flock to the other to witness each and every key match-up between their respective teams.

That having been said, I would never go to another city dressed like this guy:

Hawks Fan Â

He's begging for ridicule.

His apparent fandom is clearly punctuated by the homoerotic costume that he's chosen to wear, which makes him slightly less tolerable to be around than a screaming child, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a bucket of horse cum.

It's good of him to allow that poorÂ kid out of the well in the basement to catch a game. I'm willing to bet that by now that kid has become part of this guy's skin-suit.

This is the Chicago equivalent of a Saint Louis fan heading up to the Windy CityÂ dressedÂ as the towel boy. Don't worry about matching a belt to those mocassins, 'Hawk fan - the only thing that goes with those is social ostracism.

Enjoy tonight's game!

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No Blues fan should be caught walking next to that.

by gallagher on Dec 1, 2007 8:30 AM CST reply actions

I sure hope ol’ Chief there was either sitting in the back row, or else took that ridiculous headdress off during the game. If I had to sit behind some d-bag wearing that stupid thing, there’d be a fight…

by GT Prospect Department on Dec 1, 2007 9:01 AM CST reply actions

I didn’t start laughing till I saw those boots! Look closely to the pic. This is what Dr Lynch would point out. Those must be two blues fan orb spirits following this guy. Laughing their dead azz off!

by ramtheory on Dec 1, 2007 12:58 PM CST reply actions

Ok, WOW!!! That picture alone will cause AB to make a lot of money and that’s only from me.

by Johnny Stats on Dec 1, 2007 3:39 PM CST reply actions

lmfao great stuff. holy shit people are strange.

by Chris D on Dec 1, 2007 4:30 PM CST reply actions

I think I “knew” that guy when I was in prison.

by StLooFrenchy on Dec 1, 2007 6:19 PM CST reply actions

CHeif Iamafuk is here tonight, too. I saw him walking in with that ridiculous headdress on and thought of the prospect dept’s comment.

by gallagher on Dec 1, 2007 8:00 PM CST reply actions

Blues’ all-time record when DJ King scores a goal is 1-0.

by John on Dec 1, 2007 8:49 PM CST reply actions

Anyone else feeling like the Blues have struggled in the 3rd period the last 3 games? Tonight we are lackluster (sure we were up 3-0 coming in and all). Last night we were lucky to survive and get a point, and against Buffalo it was solid play by Legace and a good rush with 58 seconds left that got the win.

Maybe I am just looking for stuff to complain about. Last year at this time I was searching VERY hard for stuff to be optimistic about. I will take this dilemma any day.

by sharpelbows on Dec 1, 2007 9:52 PM CST reply actions

Good to get a win. And a very good issue of Game Time last night! Very funny stuff.

by Marcus Pettersson on Dec 2, 2007 3:14 AM CST reply actions

sharpelbows: We seem to get passive when we have a decent lead. Last night, it would have helped if the referees didn’t decide the game was over after two and took the last period off. The Hawks were mugging Kariya every chance they got, grabbing jerseys, tripping our players…

Last night was the best controlled aggression on the forecheck I’ve seen all season, and the forwards were consistently physical, something that’s been spotty all year. Not to take anything away from DJ, but a real NHL goaltender would have stopped that shot. Fortunately, Patrick Lalime was in net.

They exposed the weakness of the Hawks, which is their defense, they created a lot of turnovers in the hawks zone. This is not a great team, so there are going to be things to complain about. But they have the second most wins in the NHL, while playing in its toughest division. It’s a far cry from the AHL team of two years ago, or the disorganized, leaderless kitchen mess at the beginning of last year.

by bluetransplant on Dec 2, 2007 3:47 PM CST reply actions