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Dear Drunk Lady in Section 123

by The Answer Man

I hate you. You absolutely ruined the game for all of us around you last night. Even when you were asked to shut your damn mouth not only by us AND the usher you still proceed to yell the following:

"Send them Sharks back swimming"- 478 times
"SHOOOTTTT!!!"- When the Blues are on the power play and have the puck behind the net- 78 times
"C'mon Blues fight!"- 305 times
"Go Blues because the Sharks suck!" 19 times
"Why is my beer gone?!" - 40 times
"Oh I know, I know I used a curse word!"- while talking to the usher- 13 times
"PUSSIES!!!"- loud enough that the young kids in our section looked at their parents- 9 times

Look, I have no problem with people cheering. That is what we should do as fans. My problem is that it is blatant verbal masturbation by a fucking idiot. You know nothing about hockey (that's OK too) but keep the numbskull remarks to yourself and not yell them as loud as you can an insane amount of times. I hate you and your boyfriend/keeper/owner guy who constantly yelled "Offense!!!" and "What the fuck?!"

It is times like this I wish stupidity was painful.

Sincerely,

Answer Man

P.S. I hate you

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there was a lady with the most annoying voice i ever heard at the last blackhawks game sitting two rows behind me and my friend yelling similiar things…i wonder…. and she had her kids screaming like her and the little girl sounded scarier than linda blair in the exorcist. i love loud fans when they cheer and know wtf the game hockey is about. my personal favorite is the shoot!! during power plays. the funny thing is when sometimes these yahoos are correct lol but usually you just wonder if they understand the blues are trying to create scoring chances in the NHL where a simple shot sometimes is just a turn over or blocked.

and yeah the curse words with kids around….

i sat home last night instead of going, i just couldn’t stand to have my heart broken again…not a horrible effort by any means.

and AM sorry you had to live through that, it sucks.

by Chris D on Dec 29, 2007 11:53 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

i think this letter should be included in every issue of gametime with blanks to insert section number and the list of their transgressions. that way, fans could fill it out, tear it out of the gametime, and hand it to the offender like a traffic ticket. i know i have had more than a couple opportunities to use it this season.

i don’t begrudge people who don’t know about the sport. in fact, i’m usually more annoyed by people explaining the game to those people when they obviously don’t understand it themselves. (take, for example, the guy behind me a few games ago who yelled that there was going to be an icing call, but then was unable to explain what icing is or how many lines the puck has to cross for an icing call when his novice companion asked.)

by Jessica on Dec 29, 2007 12:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Jessica, fantastic idea.

by Answer Man on Dec 29, 2007 1:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

AM, I thought you could keep your mom and Phyllis under more control than that.

by Brad Lee on Dec 29, 2007 1:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I’ll never forget the know-nothings in §311 shouting “SHOOT” while MacInnis had the puck during a PP.
My shout-backs were:

  1. they can’t hear you
  2. don’t you EVER tell Chopper what to do

by Brian on Dec 29, 2007 2:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

BL, she was a dead ringer for Answer Mom and Phyllis except she had a shirt on.

by Answer Man on Dec 29, 2007 7:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

My personal favorite know-nothing yell from a Capitals fan earlier this year:

“You can’t put yourself offsides! What a horseshit call!”

by The Goalie Guy on Dec 29, 2007 11:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

holy shit! i wasn’t paying any attention at all answer man. you said section 123 and that’s where i sit and this MUST be the one and same lady i mentioned earlier. my guess is she sits somewhere in row 15 or 16 behind me to the right(facing the net). she has this incredibly horrid voice and all i could think about was someone mated with this creature and what possibly would the sex be like with a women with that voice screaming faster, faster or harder harder and i shuddered and my buddy shuddered as i passed the horrid image onto to him.

i too hate this woman. she was ruining the game for me. and her creepy daughter too with the scarier than linda blair excorcist voice.

if she ever shows her face again and you are around, make a signal to me and i’ll give her what for.

by Chris D on Dec 30, 2007 3:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Here is my favorite yell from a fan:

“Hey eastwood, take your skate off and stab him ! !”

by DanGNR on Dec 31, 2007 11:11 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Once again, I killed a thread….

by DanGNR on Jan 1, 2008 4:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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