Dear Drunk Lady in Section 123

there was a lady with the most annoying voice i ever heard at the last blackhawks game sitting two rows behind me and my friend yelling similiar things…i wonder…. and she had her kids screaming like her and the little girl sounded scarier than linda blair in the exorcist. i love loud fans when they cheer and know wtf the game hockey is about. my personal favorite is the shoot!! during power plays. the funny thing is when sometimes these yahoos are correct lol but usually you just wonder if they understand the blues are trying to create scoring chances in the NHL where a simple shot sometimes is just a turn over or blocked.

and yeah the curse words with kids around….

i sat home last night instead of going, i just couldn’t stand to have my heart broken again…not a horrible effort by any means.

and AM sorry you had to live through that, it sucks.

i think this letter should be included in every issue of gametime with blanks to insert section number and the list of their transgressions. that way, fans could fill it out, tear it out of the gametime, and hand it to the offender like a traffic ticket. i know i have had more than a couple opportunities to use it this season.

i don’t begrudge people who don’t know about the sport. in fact, i’m usually more annoyed by people explaining the game to those people when they obviously don’t understand it themselves. (take, for example, the guy behind me a few games ago who yelled that there was going to be an icing call, but then was unable to explain what icing is or how many lines the puck has to cross for an icing call when his novice companion asked.)

Jessica, fantastic idea.

AM, I thought you could keep your mom and Phyllis under more control than that.

I’ll never forget the know-nothings in §311 shouting “SHOOT” while MacInnis had the puck during a PP.
My shout-backs were:

1. they can’t hear you
2. don’t you EVER tell Chopper what to do

BL, she was a dead ringer for Answer Mom and Phyllis except she had a shirt on.

My personal favorite know-nothing yell from a Capitals fan earlier this year:

“You can’t put yourself offsides! What a horseshit call!”

holy shit! i wasn’t paying any attention at all answer man. you said section 123 and that’s where i sit and this MUST be the one and same lady i mentioned earlier. my guess is she sits somewhere in row 15 or 16 behind me to the right(facing the net). she has this incredibly horrid voice and all i could think about was someone mated with this creature and what possibly would the sex be like with a women with that voice screaming faster, faster or harder harder and i shuddered and my buddy shuddered as i passed the horrid image onto to him.

i too hate this woman. she was ruining the game for me. and her creepy daughter too with the scarier than linda blair excorcist voice.

if she ever shows her face again and you are around, make a signal to me and i’ll give her what for.

Here is my favorite yell from a fan:

“Hey eastwood, take your skate off and stab him ! !”

Once again, I killed a thread….