The Code- the you make the joke version

by Brad Lee on Dec 6, 2007 11:08 AM CST

Â I've been reading the complete published version of theÂ Blues' code. While some of the stronger points have been used in commercials, I'd thought I'd point out a few of the lesser know rules, regualtions and suggestions contained in the full 287 page report.

... No Blues player or representative will allow Miss "Lassie" Honeywell into the room containing the game-used jock straps

this is a BLues no no no YESSSSS!

Â ... Andy Murray must take the blame for not playing Perron more, not gettting the defensemen to produce more offensively, not getting Hinote ice time by saving , "It is my responisbility" to get those players involved, but he thenÂ must continue to not get them involved

...Once the Blues defense has shown it can remain injury free for 4 consecutive games, it is the goalie's job to get injured

Â ...There is no such term as "radio only game"; Â the proper term is "televisionally challanged game"

the blues vs calgary game.

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we’re building on the future of our team with youth so dougie get out there and score and perron will watch the old man from the press box and berglund will play in sweden for another year while weight ryan and mike johnson just get older.

by Chris D on Dec 6, 2007 6:16 PM CST reply actions

…. Games that the Blues do allow to be televised shall contain the minimum amount of play calling so Bernie and John Kelly can have a nice chat. The game play shall regularly be shrunk to a postage stamp size on the screen so some insignificant stats and player mug can take the forefront.

by Pagan on Dec 6, 2007 9:53 PM CST reply actions

when john kelly can’t figure out the calls by the refs he shall say, i think that was a two line off-side pass and it shall go quiet in the bar your in.

by Chris D on Dec 7, 2007 12:17 PM CST reply actions