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Top 11 Ways The Blues Are Spending The Off Day in Edmonton

by gallagher on Mar 14, 2007 6:07 PM CDT

By Sean Gallagher

11.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Knocking up TV newscasters. Allegedly.

10.Â Â Â Â Â Â Calling their agents to remind them, â€œnever talk to Edmontonâ€.

9.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Wishing theyâ€™d brought winter coats.

8.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Making fun of ex-Oiler Ryan Smythâ€™s winter coat.

I guess he does need a bigger contract.

7.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Reassuring their wives theyâ€™d never, everÂ sign a contract with Edmonton.

6.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Stroll through scenic downtown. Figure out what to do after that five minutes is over.

5.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Freezing their nuts off in mid-March.

4.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Listen to Doug Weight tell stories of long, cold winter nights in Edmonton with nothing to do.

3.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Checking out this backyard rink.

Sweet homemade Zamboni. Â

2.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Putting a Coyotesâ€™ sweater on the Wayne Gretzky statue.

1.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Knocking up teenage waitresses. Allegedly.Â

From the 12 Fluid Ounces of Gallagherâ€™s Brain

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What are they doing in E-town already?

by Greg Gaz on Mar 14, 2007 7:32 PM CDT reply actions

Pretend it’s Friday.

by gallagher on Mar 14, 2007 9:17 PM CDT reply actions

Ok. How did the Blues/Nucks tilt end?

by Greg Gaz on Mar 14, 2007 9:48 PM CDT reply actions

Well. It ended…well?

by gallagher on Mar 15, 2007 8:16 AM CDT reply actions

That backyard rink is friggin’ awesome…

When I was a kid, we lived on a cul-de-sac, and my brothers and I used to go out and draw lines in the street with colored chalk and play street hockey there. We though we were the cat’s ass, but we never had anything like that.

by Reality_Czech on Mar 17, 2007 8:06 PM CDT reply actions

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