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Top 11 Ways Tony La Russa Kills Time at Stop Lights

by Brad Lee on Mar 22, 2007 10:49 AM CDT

11: looks for a bottle opener

10: visualizes a healthy center fielder

09: thinks up names to call Scott Rolen

08: catches 40 winks

07: makes fun of his new medicine that said not to operate machinery until you knew how it would affect you

06: sends telepathic messages to Kreskin

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05: listens to the Texas Swing Masters- Asleep at the Wheel

04: realizes with horror that you canâ€™t always make it to Vickers

03: Neuters some small animals

02: Meets some of Floridaâ€™s finest

01: Reflects on the good old days when he didnâ€™t fall asleep at 8 p.m. every night

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Dream about getting a new tattoo.

by gallagher on Mar 22, 2007 4:26 PM CDT reply actions

Trying to decide what 40-year-old retread he wants to bring in next to take a roster spot and keep another young prosect at AAA.

by Pagan on Mar 24, 2007 10:07 AM CDT reply actions

Wondering if he should go shirtless for his next pet charity calendar.

by Pagan on Mar 24, 2007 10:08 AM CDT reply actions

Pouring a little of his 40-oncer on the ground as a show of respect to his dead homies. (Or is that to get rid of the evidence?)

by Pagan on Mar 24, 2007 10:09 AM CDT reply actions

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