11 bad things about watching the Blues’ top prospect play at ScotchTape centre

by Brad Lee on Apr 5, 2007 10:29 PM CDT

11: Every time I see T.J., I look for the hooker. But nada. Not even an Adrian Zmed sighting

10: Every time his team scores, everyone on the ice does a victory lap.

09: Did I mention that the lap ends with a Howie Mandel style knuckle rap with his goalie?

08: Their opponent brought a guy in a bald eagle suit who could skate; they brought an octet of pom-pom girls who couldnâ€™t rah rah ree kick them in the knee

07: His teamâ€™s colors are Kermit the Frog green and white-bread white

06: Just likeÂ some AtlantaÂ or DallasÂ Â yahoos, their fans yell something during the national anthem

05: Unlike the other yahoos, the word they yell isnâ€™t actually in our anthem.

04: Their bandâ€™s fight song is by Gary Glitter. If you donâ€™t know why that is evil you can figure it out here

03: Any college that teaches its athletes to spell â€œtwosâ€ t-o-e-w-s need to be investigated

02: I knew they were a member of the NCAA; I did NOT know that stood for No Consuming Alcohol Allowed!!!

01: As far as I can tell his teamâ€™s name is Battling Rhonda or Punching Judy or some such.

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: Any college that teaches its athletes to spell â€œtwosâ€ t-o-e-w-s need to be investigated[/quote]

I could’ve sworn at the draft they were pronouncing his name “taves” which is confusing in its own right

by Dooks on Apr 6, 2007 5:51 PM CDT reply actions

it is, but at the rink it wasnt (at least not by the nd fans behind me, but then they thought oshie was a blackhawk). and the pa guy was having bad day and said something that was “none of the above”

by Childhood Trauma on Apr 6, 2007 6:34 PM CDT reply actions