Top 11 Ways Lars Eller Convinced the Blues He Was OK to Draft
11: Told them all Swedes hold their wrists that way, just ask Don Cherry
10: Told them not to worry- he was working on his "Answer Man" costume for the post-draft party

 09:Told them he was twice the player Jamal Mayers was even with one hand tied behind his back
08: Had his parents write Larry Pleau a touching letter
07: Said those two magic words that always work for Ryan Johnson: "Come on!"
06:Reminded Jarmo that his next highest rated player was an American
05: Told John Davidson that he was at least as durable as Barret Jackman

04: Hey, the only things he does with that wrist are shooting, passing, checking, deflecting, and blocking. It should have no effect on his skating, check cashing and bench sitting.
03: Promised to do special wrist excerises every night he had a hotel room with HBO
02: Oh please, like the Blues even talk to people they plan to draft.

01: Reminded Dave Checketts that he looks better in street clothes than Jay Mckee does
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Thanks for the shout out. Report straight to the AMC.
by Answer Man on Jul 10, 2007 2:53 PM CDT reply actions
Lars Eller is Danish, not Swedish. As a Swede, I take offense and will immediately send Ulf Samuelsson to destroy the Answer Man. How would that look, huh? Both knee and arm in a cast?!
Just kidding.
by Marcus on Jul 11, 2007 1:47 AM CDT reply actions
Ulf and his neck role and visor. What a fruit. 6 more days and answer cast is off. Good times.
by Answer Man on Jul 11, 2007 8:12 AM CDT reply actions
hey, just cos a guy is european is no reason to call him a pastry!
by Childhood Trauma on Jul 11, 2007 3:22 PM CDT reply actions

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