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Top 11 Ways Lars Eller Convinced the Blues He Was OK to Draft

11: Told them all Swedes hold their wrists that way, just ask Don Cherry

10: Told them not to worry- he was working on his "Answer Man" costume for the post-draft party

Bad for the wrist?

 09:Told them he was twice the player Jamal Mayers was even with one hand tied behind his back

08: Had his parents write Larry Pleau a touching letter

07: Said those two magic words that always work for Ryan Johnson: "Come on!"

06:Reminded Jarmo that his next highest rated player was an American

05: Told John Davidson that he was at least as durable as Barret Jackman

ooowww my spleen!!!

04: Hey, the only things he does with that wrist are shooting, passing, checking, deflecting, and blocking. It should have no effect on his skating, check cashing and bench sitting.

03: Promised to do special wrist excerises every night he had a hotel room with HBO

02: Oh please, like the Blues even talk to people they plan to draft.

The Mckee Memorial bench to be renamed??

01: Reminded Dave Checketts that he looks better in street clothes than Jay Mckee does

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Thanks for the shout out. Report straight to the AMC.

by Answer Man on Jul 10, 2007 2:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Lars Eller is Danish, not Swedish. As a Swede, I take offense and will immediately send Ulf Samuelsson to destroy the Answer Man. How would that look, huh? Both knee and arm in a cast?!

Just kidding.

by Marcus on Jul 11, 2007 1:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Ulf and his neck role and visor. What a fruit. 6 more days and answer cast is off. Good times.

by Answer Man on Jul 11, 2007 8:12 AM CDT reply actions  

hey, just cos a guy is european is no reason to call him a pastry!

by Childhood Trauma on Jul 11, 2007 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

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