Thank God Almighty, Free At Last!!!

by Answer Man on Jul 26, 2007 8:06 AM CDT

By the Answer Man

Removed Answer Cast

Check it, the Pride of North Co got his Answer Cast off! Was it a learning experience? Well, yeah. I now have a better idea about my pain tolerance and I can do tons of things one handed. On top of that, not being able to literally lay down for 5 weeks straight makes a man a little edgy.

The cast was beneficial from a revenue standpoint. As you can see I sold some advertising space on it. Gallagher got a sweetheart deal too for the web address listing on there. I have to be honest. I didnâ€™t even charge North County for the space. I should have paid them.

So now it is time to get Lighting back in shape. I got word from the Answer Doc that I can play again in January. I can start lifting weights in August. So now I need to get focused on the AMC, Camros and Camo. I am coming back bigger and badder then ever.

I have already decided, my first game back is going to be very memorable. I am pounding someone right at the start and when Iâ€™m done with that guy, Iâ€™ll move on to another. Iâ€™m aroused just thinking about it. This should lead to my invite to next years Blues Development Camp for sure.

So look out Peeps. AM is back and he is pissed.

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I hope the Busch can (and thank God it’s not that crap Busch Light) belonged to the doctor who took the cast off.

Also, this is proof that Gallagher is not in fact the AM. I saw Mr. Sleep When You’re Dead at the Blues draft shindig. He did not have a cast on his arm or talk about naming his appendages.

by Brad Lee on Jul 26, 2007 11:21 AM CDT reply actions

Whoa, hold on there. Busch Light (aka BABL) is still very dee-lish.

by Answer Man on Jul 26, 2007 12:19 PM CDT reply actions

I have to say I’m surprised by the anti-Canada sentiment. Isn’t the anger directed towards the dickwads from Chicago who broke the arm and not the country that it occurred in?

Canada didn’t break the Answer Arm – some douche from Chicago did.

What gives, AM?

by gallagher on Jul 26, 2007 8:57 PM CDT reply actions

I decided to keep it PG. I sold some ad space to an anti-chicago contingent on the other side. It made Answer Mom blush. It is VERY dark and disturbing. I was tempted to post the other side but I just got word that Answer Dog 2.0 just detroyed the Answer Cast. No joke. I’m glad it is gone franly. It is like having a creepy monkey paw in the Answer House.

by Answer Man on Jul 27, 2007 8:29 AM CDT reply actions