It’s Not Too Late To Ruin Your Children!

by gallagher on Aug 7, 2007 8:26 AM CDT

By Sean Gallagher

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SpotsÂ open for the 2007Â Red Wings Kids Camp!Â

Monday, August 13 â€" Wednesday, August 15Â

Give your child the ultimate camp experience. Let them learn from the pros. This yearâ€™s Kids Camp is hosted by Red Wings assistant coaches Todd McLellan,Â Paul MacLean and Beelzebub.

In addition, your hockey player will receive:

-Off-ice training from strength and conditioning specialists including Red Wings head athletic trainer Piet Van Zant

-An official Detroit Red Wings Youth Hockey Camp Jersey

-Daily instruction on how to be a bandwagon fan who pretends he knows stuff about hockey

-A 5x7 individual photo in front of the campersâ€™ favorite playerâ€™s locker

-A ticket to the 2007 Great Lakes Invitational at Joe Louis Arena, featuring Michigan, Michigan Tech, Providence, and defending National Champion Michigan State

-A Red Wings doody bag

-Daily snacks

Sign up before Friday, August 10 and receive a $30 discount! Â Â Skaters ages 7-14 ONLY $199!*

To register your future bandwagonner at this discounted offer, please call (313) 396-7575.Â Please mention this offer at time of registration to receive your discount.

*Offer valid forÂ children who have not previously sold their souls to the devilÂ ONLY.

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Dang, I wish I would have seen that advertisement sooner. We already signed our daughter up for day camp that week with Al Queda. They probably teach a lot of the same things as the Red Wings camp anyway. I heard Osama is a big Detroit fan.

by Brad Lee on Aug 7, 2007 10:08 AM CDT reply actions

And once again, a Blues fan with an inferiority complex shows his true colors.

by IwoCPO on Aug 7, 2007 3:28 PM CDT reply actions

Like there’s only a couple Blues fans with inferiority complexes. Being a Blues fan REQUIRES an inferiority complex, my friend.

I’m not ashamed to embrace it, but I’ll be more than happy to shake it off when the Cup comes to Market Street one day.

by gallagher on Aug 7, 2007 4:40 PM CDT reply actions

"IwoCPO Says:

August 7th, 2007 at 2:28 pm

And once again, a Blues fan with an inferiority complex shows his true colors."

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Wow, our first troll.

I guess we’ve hit the mainstream now, boys.

Now I’m waiting for someone to start posting about the organ…

by GT Prospect Department on Aug 7, 2007 7:50 PM CDT reply actions

I’ll openly admit to Kukla or whomever that I would LOVE the same success the Wings have had. I crave it. And until then, we’ll keep pointing out that Scotty Bowman sold his soul to the devil (Lou Lamoriello) when he joined that Axis of Evil organ-eye-zation there in Detroit.

Can’t wait to see how the season series turns out this year.

by Brad Lee on Aug 7, 2007 10:07 PM CDT reply actions

Back on track here, I can’t believe I missed the most obvious change:

Spots Available For Detroit Red Wings Hitler Youth Camp!

by gallagher on Aug 7, 2007 11:38 PM CDT reply actions

Brad Brad Brad, we WILL have that success, we just have to suck for at least a decade and be ignored by all the fans during that time, just like detroit did.

oh and when we win the superbowl or world series or (finally) the cup, we then have to BURN THIS TOWN TO THE GROUND…

now THAT’S entertainment.

I will admit i am jonesing for the day, but instead of throwing octopusses, i’m practicing by throwing down with octopussy. kinda similar i guess.

p.s. i kinda want to know what a red wings doody bag is full of… but… kinda not too…

by Childhood Trauma on Aug 8, 2007 10:34 AM CDT reply actions