Top 11ish reasons the Blues television ratings are up this winter
11: The Bionic Women has been cancelled.

10: With the kind of media coverage hockey gets, people have to tune in to see if Eric Brewer has been traded yet. (short answer: no.)
09: Cow-tipping season is over
08: People figured out, finally, that the VS channel is located between the "Ear Wax Removal Channel" , and the "All Rodney Allen Rippy All the Time" channel

07: with the strong Canadian dollar, the number of visitors to the Lou from north of the border has quadripled to 13.
06: Location Location Location
05: Due to the writer's strike, rastlin' has been all repeats

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04; Cards fans are tuning in to see if Bernie and John Kelly will mention latest Scott Rolen news.
by Pagan on Jan 14, 2008 2:22 PM CST reply actions
03: Now that the radio signal reaches beyond a six-block radius, fan interest in all broadcasts has skyrocke—- well, rockete—- well, increased.
by Fishee on Jan 14, 2008 3:13 PM CST reply actions
02: An end to the knee-jerk reaction to change channels after hearing the phrase, “The Blues are led tonight by head coach Mike Kitchen.”
by Chia on Jan 14, 2008 4:57 PM CST reply actions
01: Fans eagerly anticipating next appearance by the future Mrs. Dan Hinote…
by GT Prospect Department on Jan 14, 2008 7:47 PM CST reply actions
Desperate “24” fans getting their Jack Bauer interrogation fix by tuning in to Andy Murray screaming at the referees.
by Poor College Student on Jan 16, 2008 11:02 AM CST reply actions

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