Top 11 Reasons Why Answer Man Should Be The Leafs New GM.

by Answer Man on Jan 23, 2008 8:13 AM CST

by The Answer Man

11. I have been to Toronto. I really wasnâ€™t impressed but I can learn to like it I guess.
10. I have seen Strange Brew and I would try to sign Jean LaRose â€œall Iâ€™ve gotâ€™s two 5sâ€
9. I love fighting and apparently the Leafs Board is full of pansies
8. I know a lot about hockey. I played high school, Junior and â€œsomeâ€ college.
7. Iâ€™d punch Jason Blake in the other eye, call him a Fruit and trade his ass
6. I remember the good â€˜ol days with the likes of Lou Franceschetti. Good times...
5. I too hate Montreal and their non-showering French way of life too.
4. How does Toronto Game Time sound? Gallagher, how about a â€œsister publication?"
3. I am willing to change Cliff Fletcherâ€™s colostomy bag and drool cup
2. I would take away McCabeâ€™s roids and send his ass to the minors
1. I will be in full cahoots with the Blues and send them top picks and top players.
Wait, Toronto really doesnâ€™t have any of those do they?

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Too bad about #1 …oh, well…

by Marcus Pettersson on Jan 23, 2008 9:56 AM CST reply actions

Is there any way we can get MLSE (the Leafs’ ownership group) to buy the Yankees and Patriots?

by Fishee on Jan 23, 2008 10:35 AM CST reply actions

1c) have to give up his job on the game time leaving an openning for the much anticipated “Cooking with the Jammer” recipe section. first recipe: how to make eating crow palitable. 9Hint: lots and lots of pepper and just the right amount of maker’s mark)

by Childhood Trauma on Jan 23, 2008 11:52 AM CST reply actions

Hey Rosie! Sorry about that nervous breakdown, I guess it kinda ruined your career!

by StLooFrenchy on Jan 23, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions

Top reason why the leafs won’t hire AM (or anybody else with a brain, for that matter): one will love him, one will hate him, another will hate him just ‘cuz guy #1 likes him, one doesn’t really give a shit while he waits for his dividend check, one more will listen to the magic 8-ball his kid has (it said “get Mats sundin”, so it’s been right once) one secretly wants to be the GM so he’ll say yes then tell you all the moves you can’t make once you get the job… you get the idea.

Seriously, would you want to work for the Maple Leafs?

by The Goalie Guy on Jan 23, 2008 4:24 PM CST reply actions

The Leafs board fears Thunder and Lightning.

by Brad Lee on Jan 23, 2008 5:00 PM CST reply actions

hmmm gg id suggest you one act that, but last time i did that to someone, there was such ugliness i feel i can not relate it here since children may read it…

by Childhood Trauma on Jan 23, 2008 6:33 PM CST reply actions