Why Do You Hate Detroit?

… and not just winning, but doing so with so many former Blues. For a while there, i used to refer to them as the Blues Alumni Squad.

Tim, that was a good point I forgot to make. That photo we had this summer with Dallas Drake holding the Cup in Detroit fucking sucked. No one wanted to see Hull and Shanahan etc. win there.

they always offered us trades for our players and eventually signed them because I guess we could not trade Brett Hull and get something in return because that would mean somebody in management was smart(old regime), no just let him walk to Dallas and then to Detriot.

The worst part about the yzerman goal was what it all meant. We had fucking Wyane “The Great One” Greztky on our team. Just before the Yzerman goal he was on a breakaway and he deeks Osbad out of the net has an empty net to shoot into and clanks it off metal. And if I remember it right god the twisted nightmares might have made it seem this way that’s when Yzerman gets the puck and proceeds to score. Or maybe it was a different game. It’s too deep of wound to deal with.

Hossa the most sought after foreward in the league is being offered everything from every corner of the league and he walks up to Detriot and says I’d like to sign with you for just tis little price and I’ll only make it a year long contract. Mr. Indifferent suddenly decided he wanted to play hockey and do it in Detriot. Talk about unfair. They are like the cardinals in that way.

Not only that but the last man to bring us to the promise land without taking the trophy finds his way to detriot and wins them a case full of hardware with ex-Blues like Shanny and Hullie. Who should have been on the Blues this whole time. Because yeah right Pronger was ever worth Shannahan. Yeah okay I’ll buy that one when we compare what they bring in the play offs. chris Pronger—timely costly penalties almost sure to doom your team but at least scare your oppenents. Then Shanny goals goals and more goals. Hmmm….Who’s one of the most productive NHL goal scorers ever? And who is notorious for playing like a small child throwing a temper tantrum?

Oh and did anyone forget when Detriot was offering Lidstrom for Hull and more? Jesus sometimes it really just ain’t fair.

Google confirms it all: Fuck Detroit.

Here’s hoping that Backes upends Hossa and Kariya stands up Holmstrom.

Oh…and if no one mentioned it yet…FUCK DETROIT!!

What pisses me off is all the Europeans who decide that Detroit is where to go when they want their names on the Stanley Cup. There is no, “I’ve always wanted to play there,” or “my best friend’s on the team.” which are the two biggest free agent reasons for not taking the money and running. Oh, no, it’s “What? I can’t fit under the salary cap? Tell me how much money you have left and then I’ll bend over and fuck myself in the ass taking it.”

FUCK DETROIT.

I’ve hated them ever since Hasek decided that he had a better chance at the Cup with them instead of us even though we made him a much better offer. Funny thing was, the two teams weren’t that far apart, and he could have made the difference.

AND I have to work with a guy whose desktop wall paper is a collage of Dead Things, including that damn Cup Photo with Osgood looking like he’s a real goaltender.

GRRR.

FUCK DETROIT.

Let’s sponsor a nation-wide boycott of Little Ceasar’s Pizza.

Fuck detroit (purposeful de-capitalization)

I remember in the playoffs when there was reports of detroit freshly painting the Blues lockerroom before a playoff game and calling their hotel rooms at ungodly hours. It just sounded so childish to me and confirmed that they couldn’t beat us straight up

FUCK detroit

Fuck Detroit.
I have hated the Dead Things long before I even became a Blues fan. See I discovered Hockey while I was living in the DC metro area in the late 90s. If anyone remembers, the Dead Things swept the CAPs that year in the finals. That was also the year after some drunk limo driver put Konstipated Konstatinoff or whatever the fuck his name was in a wheel chair and ended his Dead Things Career.
Another thing I remember about that final series was the famous “Esa Tikkanen move.” For those that don’t remember it, the CAPs were up 3-1 in game 2 and were playing well in on the road when Esa faked the goalie out of his skates and had a wide open net. He shot wide from point blank range. This miss was similar to McDonald’s shoot-out attempt Saturday night vers the Blackhawks (Suck).

ARG ! ! That just makes it hurt all over again…

FUCK DETROIT ! ! !

Dan
PS, just in case I didn’t mention it, “Fuck Detroit ! !”

Federov
Maltby
Draper
Probert
Kocur
Lapointe
The octopus
Lidstrom
Their drafting ability
Yzerman’s OT goal
McCarty
Hull as a wing
Shanny as a wing
Drake as a wing
Those three winning cups as a wing
Their fair weather fans
Joe Louis Arena
Chelios
Osgood
Vernon
Hasek
Chevaldae

All reasons that I say FUCK DETEOIT!!!

After the Yzerman goal he was being interviewed on TV and was asked about the tough series the Blues gave them. He said something along the lines of “I don’t want to talk about them. I want to talk about us.” Classless statement.

Hasek going there instead of hear.

Lidstrom getting more props as a D-man than Big Al or Pronger ever got. ESPN announcers circle jerking while talking about him.

The NY Yankees of hockey approach.

Plenty of other reasons.

umm, it only gets worse. any russian stud not under contract gets pretty much the exact deal from every hockey team with the new arrangement in place. in fact it already happened with the brunnstrom swede. here you go kid, pick a team, any team. same deal.

they ain’t planning to stay in the loo, i can tell ya that.

we’d hate the hawks more today i thihnk if they did have the stench of bill wertz on em. i mean really what killed the rivalry if not wertz? sharks was killed by schedualing, preds are being attempted to be started by the horde of tennessee fans (horde being singular when applied to hockey fans in tennessee).

eh, red wings ain’t don’t nothing to get unhated. and how many people like nashville and chicago? they are ok places. anyone here really love detroit though?

Ah Detroit…they will fear us now we have David Koci.

What? They wont?

FUCK DETROIT

btw I forgot to mention—-FUCK dETROIT! I hated how they always assumed they could just grab players from our team and ask us to make sick trades with them. Though we did rip Adam “I think today I should get paid a little more” Oates.

rip them off that is see above

Because Big Brother says that the ’Wings are in an alliance with Emmanuel Goldstein.

/Little Caesars Sucks.
// Fuck Detroit! Fuck Detroit!

I hate detroit because they kicked Manny out (he’s my favorite player in all sports), so yeah I was royally pissed when I couldn’t see him every game.

I also hate detroit because of that picture of Draper you posted.

I also hate them because everytime I went to a game they fucking lost.

For this game, this season, by my logic, we are statistically set to win because Manny is better than Osgood in GAA and Save %. Also, so far, we’ve scored more goals in even strength and power play…… I’m thinking we just might be superior, even if it’s just for a short while =p

Fuck detroit. I’m sick of them all ready.

I hate Detroit because of ‘96-’98, watching the playoffs from Atlanta. I hate Detroit because they’re always on top.

I hate Detroit because they don’t respect us any more. I met a friend of a friend who’s a Wings fan. He said he didn’t want to hear anything about being a Wings fan because everyone else gives him crap (as well everyone else should). I said I’m a Blues fan and he thought for a half a second (at least, he looked like how someone with intelligence would think), shrugged, and said “I don’t have anything against St. Louis,” as if we’re nothing. Not even, “those were some good series in the 90s” like I would say to a Sharks or Coyotes fan. We’re nothing to them. That’s why I hate Detroit.

Fuck Detroit
As an aside, the puck went right through Wayne Fucking Gretzky’s skates before punk-ass bitch scored that damn goal.
Fuck Detroit

Christine, if you’ve jinxed us with your fancy shmancy statistics, I swear to God I will hunt you down in your hockey slum location and give you the beatin of the week. But I agree. Statistically, yea, we should definitely destroy those detroit fudgepackers.

Oh yea, and I really feel sorry for any Cup winners after last year. Who wants to drink from the Cup after Drapers kid took a shit in it?

Because most their fans always bring up they won the cup. If they didn’t have a recent history of winning they wouldn’t be fans. They can barely name 5 players on the team but are the first to let you know when they beat the Blues.

My hate/disgust started in the md ‘90s. Even though it’s basically Draper, Holmstrom and Maltby left from those day’s it’s the douchebag fans that continue to fuel my fire.

And like many others have stated the Luck of the wings. Blues don’t seem to have the puck cross the line when it hits both posts!

I’m sure I’ll see the sickly skinny, fake tanned, bald bastard 2morrow night wearing his Redwings jersey with Bluzsuck 1 on the back.
Scottrade allows this but when I had a sign reading
 Fedorov can Jackmeov
Security swiftly had it removed.

FUCK Detroit

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Oh yeah

Fuck Detroit

The one thing that drives me absolutely bat-shit about the ’Wings is that you can play 58 minuets of good hockey and 2 minuets of shit hockey and they will burn you for it.

And they can do it to any team in the NHL, and it makes me sick!!!

Fuck Detroit!!!

Oh I can name more than five players on their current roster and going back some years and I still hate them. I hated them when they were the laughing stock of the league and Cheveldale was beaten like a red-headed step child. When shooting a beachball at him it went in. I remember being at a game where we handed them an eight goal ass whipping. I still hated them. I felt a lsight midge of sorry but hated them. I hate that Detriot fuck city thinks it’s hockey town USA when it’s just the rust bucket. I don’t eat Little Ceasers. I’ve lived in Michigan and last year I also got jumped by a bar full of those douche bag fans when they started clapping after winning the first round and as their cheering died down I booed. Fuck Detriot. How they can afford a team and sell any tickets is beyond me. there’s about enough jobs to maybe fill the seats for a game after that…they fucking move to St. Louis and show up to games when Detriot’s not even playing wearing Red Wing jersies. Then there’s those wholly fucked up St.Louisians that jumped on the bandwagon back in the lated nineties and are Wings fans.

There were years when the Blues went out and I was happy to see Irbe or Hebert stymie the Wings.

Also the years when they got all the calls. Their fans are whiney bitches.

Last year a couple of Detriot fans husband and husband I believe and that’s no shit true. They scored a goal and he did the hand flip thing as he slung his male purse back. A no shit purse. Of course we swiftly beat them that game as they couldn’t handle Perron.

I hate the Wings because of their crybaby ways during the years. I wished I could magically be put on the ice when I was sixteen, seventeen so I could beat the hell out of Draper. I hate the Wings because their were years when they were like the Yankees. I hate them because they bring in Russians wearing Red and that can only mean one thing—-THEY ARE COMMUNISTS!

FUCK DETROIT! Because now they have to reckon with us. Because in the next ten years they will be getting their ass whipped. Fuck’em because the way they treat their goalies. because they don’t all show up when their team is winning and kicking ass. Because they have a guy on their team named Marri-an Ho-ssa. That’s right Mary fucking Ann.(I know but this could be a nice angle to chant his name in such a way at first he thinks we’re retarded Americans and then he realizes we’re calling him a fairy).

Oh and because Drake should have manned up and retired. But no he gets four minutes of ice a game and ends up a Cup champion not in St. Louis but fucking Detriot.

Fuck De-trailer because of their fans. They are fat. They are disgusting. They are belligerent drunks. And I believe Perron posted a higher plus-minus than the average Wings fan IQ last season.

The collective behavior of Wings fans is so atrocious that people who usually aren’t prejudicial towards clusters of individuals sit on message boards at 2 AM talking about how awful those winged-wheel fucktards really are. We don’t hate Sharks fans collectively. We don’t hate Preds fans (do they really have any?) collectively. And we sure don’t hate Hawks fans collectively – they’re just too darn cute.

But we hate Wings fans.

Fuck Detroit.

why the fuck do we want David Koci?

Cause Cam Good Ole Local Boy Janssen will get suspended soon?

DJ King is out for a long time. He needs to have the meat cutters cut him up a bit. And I guess know neccessarily trusts Janssen or maybe i case he also goes down.

Three players are now on the roster that grew up and played youth hockey in St. Louis. Okay only two god knows what the fuck Janssen did back in the day. Two of them attened the same school as me.

One of them attended a special school I think. When his parents found out he was special they gave him a three letter word for a name so he would be able to spell it. If you ask for his autograph it says this: Cam X

I hate the Wings because the only hockey column about tonights game has to do with Hossa in our own local paper. It barely touches on the fact that he’s still getting paid some real decent cash for doing it. He turned down a bunch more but at the same time come on. Fuck Detroit and fuck the post-disgrace!

i hate detroit for all the hockey-related reasons you all have mentioned, but i agree with everyone who hates them because of their fans. i hate the fans that think detroit has been a powerhouse forever, the fans who don’t realize that the team existed and SUCKED decades before 1996.

i hate that one of my friends from high school got tired of “watching the blues lose” so this lifelong st. louisan decided to root for the wings once they started winning in the mid-90’s. i hate that he rubbed it in for years and, now that the blues are actually making progress that may turn the franchise around, he’s too busy with his girlfriend to care about hockey anymore. at least i didn’t have to listen to him gloat about the cup last year.

i hate that their fans are ubiquitous and obnoxious. most of all, i hate the fact that i usually have redwings fans next to me or behind me at the games and i have to put up with them screaming and gloating after every goal. hopefully they don’t have much to scream about tonight. fuck detroit!

(Based on Kat’s Poem from 10 Things I Hate About You)
I hate the way you skate by me
And the way you tape your blade.
I hate the way you breakaway.
I hate it when you trade.

I hate your big dumb hockey skates
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it make me sick.
It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you raise the Cup.
I hate it when you score.
I hate it when you let me win
Even more so when you win in four.

I hate it when you’re still around
And the fact that you didn’t fall.
But mostly I hate the way I still hate you.
From shift to shift
From face off to final horn
’Til we win it all.

FUCK detroit.

I hate detroit because they are lucky no talent ass clowns. fuck paul ysebaert, that dude was a douche. hasek was a terrible goalie and a sellout. They employed dirty russians and always seem to acquire blues alumni that put them over the edge. fuck detroit because their fans have absolutely no idea how lucky they have it. fuck detroit because i saw fans leaving game 6 in the finals last year at Joe Lewis because it was in OT and it was just a little too late to be up i suppose. Their fans are the definition of fair weather, they couldn’t even sell out playoff games last year until they were in the finals. Don’t even fucking blame that on the auto industry or I will punch someone in the throat.

fuck detroit!

Reading these comments uninfected by Red Wings fan comments, I have a Disney theme song playing in my head.

“Can you feeeeeeel the lovvve tonight?”

Yes I can.

This is a hall of fame caliber set of comments.

But truly, my favorite has to be ‘fuck paul ysebaert.’

Classic.

The games in the 80’s. Bob Probert…….nuff said….Fuck Detroit

Although I am late in here, Fuck Detroit. Main reason besides all that has already been said… you cannot watch a game on TV in JLA without their douchbag fans walking in front of the camera during play. Sit down idiots, there are plenty of whistles stopping play. Your miniature motown squirrel bladders will hold out for 30 more freaking seconds!

Speaking of a-holes that don’t wait for whistles, let’s all pester the crap out of our ushers to enforce the rule like they used to. They used to block people from entering until a whistle! WTF happened?

Ask your usher why they don’t do it anymore. Encourage them to do so.

Smokey says, “Only you can prevent douche-baggery.”

Oh … I almost forgot === FUCK DETROIT!

One last time before the game starts—-FUCK YOU DETROIT RED WINGS AND YOUR RETARDED FANS!!!!!!!!!!!

Simple: I was raised by a Blues fan, therefore I was raised to hate the Redwings and Blackhawks.

I’m a Pens fan. Can I hate Detroit too? :)

-Chris Osgood….I’m sorry, “Elroy” Osgood.
-Their building looks like a warehouse.
-Their announcer sounds like he has narcolepsy.
-Chris “Gaping” Osgood.
-The twirling of the dead cephalopods. (Fleury: “Yeahhh…I was taking a drink from my water bottle. I just missed my mouth and hit the guy!”)
-The stupid fucking (f)laming scoreboard.
-Chris “Cheapshotting” Osgood.
-Mike Babcock’s accent.
-The best summary of Game 3 of the SCF: “We interrupt this Dead Things-induced coma to bring you an actual HOCKEY GAME.”
-Chris “DIVING. Out of BOREDOM” Osgood.
-They’re a bunch of overprivileged robotic hockey zombies. And being able to be one of the teams contributing to the massive payroll imbalance and CAUSING the lockout, then being able to run a perfectly contending CHEAP team (though not quite so much at this second, as they’re pretty stapled to the cap) is just special.
-“It’s harder to comeback and I think there’s more of a hangover coming back from the disappointment of losing in the finals,” Maltby said. “I’ve been fortunate that I’ve been there (finals) four times and we’ve won it all four. Losing it must be the worst feeling in the world for a hockey player.”
Kirk Maltby, who, as it turns out, IS a douchebag!
-Chris “About to pass Barrasso in wins any day now” Osgood. (VOMIT.)
-Chris “Luckiest mediocre goalie in the world” Osgood.
-Chris “Hiding from the media after Game 5” Osgood.
-And Ty Conklin.
-Because they’ve got my favorite player.
-(Hossa, incidentally…can go make sweet love to Chris Osgood, for all that I give a shit about what he does – except NOT win the Cup next year.)

For existing for a period of less than six months, it’s a fairly deep and bitter hatred.

So in the immortal words of LCS Hockey: [SUNSHINE] DETROIT!!

It probably doesn’t work, but have you ever tried telling Detroit fans “At least we STILL haven’t gone 42 years without winning the Cup?”

I hate Detroit, they are the most boring ass team in the nhl, just watching them play puts me to sleep, and they are playing my team. Fuck detroit. The Pens are my favorite Eastern team, so not only do they take ex-blues they take ex-pens, fuck Detroit.
What’s with showing what Detroit did with the cup, I’m a Blues fan, I don’t give a shit what they did with it.

Como los odio. Por dios. Son unos muetos de hambre.
Detroit no tiene trabajo y el hockey sobre el hielo sucks en aquella localidad.

Me muerreria por ver Dallas James drake ganar la copa com nosotros.
pero nooooooooooo el muy boludo fue hacer parte de la 11 copa Stanley de ellos

JODA DETROIT

Fuck Detroit because they dominate us so entirely that we’re reduced to making bitter posts in the middle of the night, and making fun of a Red Wing that was paralyzed in a car accident.

You faggots don’t deserve a winning team.

alex cutter gives us crap about ridiculing the handicapped and then calls us a hateful name. Way to take the high road!

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Fuck Detroit and our 16 doesn’t wear dipers!!!!!! That was to that fag alex!!!!!!! You are a fucktard!!!!!!!!! Now you can really say somebody made fun of your handicapped number 16. Fuck Konstantinov!!!!! He was a dirty fucking player anyway!!!!!!!!