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Top 11 Uses For a Detroit Jersey

by Brad Lee on Oct 30, 2008 1:54 PM CDT

11. A flammable wick for a molotov cocktail

Does Detroit look much different after being burned to the ground?

10. Dress Ms. Palin in it, and nothing else.

09. Give to people who fail standardized intelligence tests.

Fail? He can't even tell the difference between an octopus and a bearded clam!

08. Prison uniforms

07. Pizza box warmers.

06. Adult diapers for Chris Chelios

now with a Boston Bruin protective cup option!

05. Exorcisism to provide the demonic spirit something familiar to flee towards.

ME wanna take a dump in the stanley cuuup!

04. Meth strainer.

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I think Trauma scared away all the commenters.

by Brad Lee on Oct 30, 2008 4:05 PM CDT reply actions

I don’t know about uses but didn’t they buy those jersies off of some Cummunist military surplus store?

by Chris D. on Oct 30, 2008 4:58 PM CDT reply actions

Wardrobe for the special guests on “To Catch a Predator.”

by Pagan on Oct 30, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions

Something to help dogs puke out that bit of undigested crap eaten from the trash.

by Bluesy on Oct 31, 2008 1:09 AM CDT reply actions

a recepticle for when cleaning out the litter pan

by Dooks on Oct 31, 2008 3:07 PM CDT reply actions

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