Blues At Ducks Second Period

by Brad Lee on Nov 21, 2008 8:33 PM CST Comment 50 comments

Hunting limit? What's that?

By Brad Lee

We're here. The Ducks are queer. Let's go.

18:53 And both teams look a little slow.

17:30 Blues are dangerous. McClement thinks he is an offensive player. Weird.

16:07 Tkachuk got blowed up coming down the ice. Damn. That was cool.

14:34 For an old guy, Selanne can still play. Unlike Chelios. That dick can't play for shit.

13:58 Big scramble in front of the net. Legace flops on his back. Apparently no goal. Where the hell was the puck?

13:22 A Ducks player went down. There might have been a trip. Ducks power play.

11:52 And for I believe the third time tonight the killing of 10 Montreal power plays Sunday night is referenced. Enough.

11:06 Blues power play. Pronger just held the stick. I bet next penalty he causes a concussion. Search him on www.hockey-reference.com It's funny.

7:02 So there's some skating. Some shooting. Some passing. Still 1-0.

6:00 Brad May survived the fight. Good for him. Thoughts and prayers.

5:35 May and the mustachioed Parros on the same line? What, Riddick Bowe and Evander Holyfield can't skate or something?

4:18 Just finished a full bottle of wine, a 2006 Chardonel from Chandler Hill Vineyards. Very nice.

3:10 How much do you think Giguere weighs in all of his gear? Without?

2:59 Shot from Selanne. Legace thought he was sitting on the puck. Apparently he wasn't, Blues cleared the crease. Damn, that was close.

1:54 Janssen shooting on the rush. He must really want to celebrate again after actually scoring his own goal.

Dear Blues. Please stop playing the, "Everybody FREEEEEZE. Now clap your hands!" I don't want to. Knock it off. Thanks.

END OF PERIOD

Blues lead 1-0. I think both teams were resting for a monumental third period. I'll let you know when the new post is up.

Drink up. I have a feeling the third might be a tad nerve-wracking.

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it’s at night brian. at cahokia. it’ll be fun. nothing too serious or anything. every other saturday if you’re interested ever. 30 years…i thought you were my age…

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 8:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

We need the duck hunt dog for the third period picture

by J Stats on Nov 21, 2008 8:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

mr .particle i said PLAYS hockey. that would not include Cam Janssen. we’re going to play hockey, ice skating, passing shooting that sort of thing. it’s not going to boxing or mixed martial arts or anything. so he wouldn’t really be able to do that.

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 8:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

This period needs more fighting. Damnit!

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 8:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I’ll keep it in mind, Chris… yeah, the last time I played on ice was in 1979 when I was a senior in “high” school.

by Brian Weidler on Nov 21, 2008 8:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

McClement getting offensive………..whoa

by J Stats on Nov 21, 2008 8:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Tkachuk will retaliate by eating the Ducks’ postgame spread.

by Raskolnikov on Nov 21, 2008 8:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

brian there’s guys playing on those nights in their fifties and sixties so it wouldn’t be a problem or anything.

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 8:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

lol @Ras

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 8:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Jackman looks a little weak at times… indecisive.

by Mr. Particle on Nov 21, 2008 8:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Man. I’m fucking losing it. I just now realized that the reason I’m not seeing Sean Avery’s stupid ass is because this is the Ducks. NOT the Stars.

by Dan on Nov 21, 2008 8:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Regier is kinda sickly looking O_o

by Dooks on Nov 21, 2008 8:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Awww, don’t be sorry, Dan. Wanting Sean Avery’s blood spilled on the ice is not a capital offense or anything.

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 8:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

started in the first skate, finished in same.

by Tim on Nov 21, 2008 8:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh, I get it. Tkachuk’s the new Perron (being dragged down with no call), Brewer’s the new Tkachuk (crashing the net), so Jackman is the new Brewer.

by Mr. Particle on Nov 21, 2008 8:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

is Mason the new Ears then?

by J Stats on Nov 21, 2008 8:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Dan you’re definitely not the only one losing it…

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 8:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Brew. Don’t be Pronger.

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 8:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

no shots on goal on that Anaheim power play. sweet!

by Dooks on Nov 21, 2008 8:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Around The System:

2-1 Peoria vs. Rockford in the second period. Alaska callup Al;exandre Imbeault scores the go-ahead goal on the PP, Bishop is in goal for the Rivermen.

Phil McRae has a couple of assists tonight as London is leading Peterborough 5-1 in the third period.

Paul Karpowich has lost his last two games after a sizzling start for Clarkson University. Karpowich took a 4-2 loss to Quinnipiac tonight, allowing four goals on 31 shots.

Calgary trails Prince Albert 2-1 in the second period; Brett Sonne has Calgary’s goal, his 12th of the young season.

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Wow, what a surprise… Pronger takes yet another dumb, lazy penalty.

by Brian Weidler on Nov 21, 2008 8:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I think JK likes to say “Festerling”. Then again, I do too. It just sounds disgusting.

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 8:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Nice one Brad :-D

by J Stats on Nov 21, 2008 8:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Nice shot to the pills, Brad. Great work.

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 8:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Polak ought to teach Brewer how to shoot

by Dooks on Nov 21, 2008 8:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

So it’s fair to say Winchester decided to eschew the regular family business . . . being, making rifles and ammunition . . . in favor of hockey. How nice of him.

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 8:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Dooks the only thing the Blues can teach Brewer is how to pack his bags and get out of town…

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 8:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

The Blues are looking solid so far. Too many penalties but otherwise solid and hard working.

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Festerling….sounds like a rotting fetus

by Dooks on Nov 21, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Tkachuk proves we should have traded him and kept pronger once again.

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Tkachuk doing his best Jamal Mayers impersonation on that 2-1.

by Dan on Nov 21, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

It took me too fucking long to bust out the rum and coke. I’m not enough of a lush anymore, I guess.

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 9:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Promo-driven off-topic info . . .

Mizzou vs. Kansas next Saturday.

Is it wrong for me to hope that both Columbia AND Lawrence burn down?

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 9:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Good to know I’m not the only person bored with the second period. Thanks, Brad.

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 9:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

HAHA, yes, I just heard a “FUCK YOU BREWER” during that last play.

by Dan on Nov 21, 2008 9:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

JSG without gear? a buck fifty. WITH gear? Bust out the sumo mat.

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 9:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

without gear: 195
with gear: 250

reminds me of guessing how many baubles are in a jar, and closest to the correct number wins the jar

by Dooks on Nov 21, 2008 9:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Anybody else think a Parros-style moustache would improve Brewer’s image?

by Mr. Particle on Nov 21, 2008 9:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Kelley put out the old brewer’s playing against the top lines every night BS yet again. I must say that spoonful still tasted like shit.

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 9:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

This game has the “outwork the other team for 58 minutes and lose by a goal” feel to it.

by Mr. Particle on Nov 21, 2008 9:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I’d agree Mr. Particle. I think it’d improve almost any hockey player’s image….jay McClement would start to look like a man. It’d fit Manny’s personality. It’s make janssen look like one of the old time bare-knuckle brawlers/bartender…that stache can do amazing things.

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 9:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Particle: No, but it might help reduce the wind drag created when he raises his stick for a slap shot.

by Donut King on Nov 21, 2008 9:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Chris D., if Kelly didn’t mention that every night, fans might start thinking that Brewer sucks.

by Dan on Nov 21, 2008 9:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Dan…most fans think he sucks anyway. No one’s fooled by that one. Then again I keep seeing people buying SUVs despite the economy the way it is and the more than likely scenerio that gas will go up even more next spring so… maybe you are right Dan…maybe….

by Chris D. on Nov 21, 2008 9:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs