Blues At Predators Second Period

By Brad Lee
Jordin Tootoo used to date Kellie Pickler from country music and Gift's wet dreams fame. Apparently he's dropped his standards since.
19:11 First minute of both period, Tootoo has scoring chances. Weird.
Welcome new commenter James Mirtle in the "Change is coming" post.
16:32 Porter with the wraparound try. Ellis says, "I don't think so, bub."
15:45 Brewer shot blocked. Outstanding.
14:55 Regier, however you pronounce his name, is not a terrific passer. He's a finisher. He can let the puck hit his midsection and bounce in better than anybody.
14:06 Perron draws another penalty. Might have to add that to my autotext. Right next to Fuck Detroit.
Lodnod
There is coach Mole Man
I've long said he looks like Danny DeVito. As the Penguin.
12:54 "Brewer thinks about it." Thankfully he thought better of it.
I think we lead the league in Swedish commenters. And I like that.
I made the comment to Gallagher tonight that Stempniak is the first player I would consider buying his new jersey. He got traded instead of left during free agency. He was drafted here. He's cool. And he went to an Original Six team. It's not like I'd buy some other asshole's sweater on any of those teams or buy a blank one.
Eh. I'd rather have an alternate Blues jersey.
10:25 Still scoreless. Check the first period comments if you don't get the Vs. and are looking for a stream.
9:28 "That's the best save of the hockey game." Mason looks confident.
I would bet a mortgage payment they play the Cotton Eyed Joe song at the Sommet Center.
8:55 Backes winds up and whiffs on the open-ice hit. I think he's a little too much into, "I'm the motherfucking checking master."
7:23 "The ice is a little tilted." Yeah, and the Blues can't pass for shit. Mason playing lights out still.
6:37 On cue, Mason stops the long shot on a breakaway.
How many commercials have we seen for the third Punisher movie?
5:42 Brad The Rifleman Winchester goes to the box.
3:30 Mason jitterbugging all over the place...still keeping the puck out. Revenge over your old team, it can hurt like a motherfucker.
One more time for folks late to the part, check the first period comments for a live stream of the game over the Internets. For free even.
3:04 Mason, strong like wall. Brick wall.
2:10 I bet Jordin Tootoo has rabies.
1:48 Delay of game, putting the puck over the glass. The ref's signal was a mix of putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem, and a Nazi salute. Not creepy at all.
:54 Man, fast period. Time flies when you live blog.
:39 Mason with the save. "Chris Mason is in the zone." Light-headed and lingering, as Dan Patrick would have said 14 years ago.
END OF PERIOD
Score is still tied 0-0. Blues could use some of that Enzyte to help raise the offense.
Nashville may have crappy fans, but I wouldn't kick most of the ice girls out of bed for eating crackers.
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Did Tootoo just fucking stickhandle? What is this world coming to?
by Dan on Nov 25, 2008 7:04 PM CST reply actions
How many games have Brewer been paired w/ Polak now? Looking…well… pretty good.
by Marcus Pettersson on Nov 25, 2008 7:05 PM CST reply actions
Fuck Detroit.
Nashville shouldn’t have a hockey team.
Yeah, I’m late. I fucking hate these early starts.
Colaiacovo’s nickname? Too pay homage to The Godfather and his Italian heritage . . . Gunfight Knife.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:05 PM CST reply actions
*To pay homage . . .
And I haven’t even started drinking yet. Jeebus.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:06 PM CST reply actions
What about Polak’s nickname, I like “The Empire”
by Nancy's Boy on Nov 25, 2008 7:07 PM CST reply actions
since Polak started playing with Brewer…Brewer has looked better
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:08 PM CST reply actions
AAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT . . . on net, Brew.
Geez.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:08 PM CST reply actions
OMG that’s PERFECT! E-Colai fits because of his injury-prone-ness
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:08 PM CST reply actions
Could call him C-Colai just to make it different
by Lodnod on Nov 25, 2008 7:10 PM CST reply actions
yeah! Captain & Coke! that’s my regular when I’m out drinking
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:10 PM CST reply actions
For being the coach of a team I hate in a city that I believe shouldn’t have hockey . . . Barry Trotz seems like the kinda guy I wouldn’t mind having a beer with.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:11 PM CST reply actions
I’ve got it. What about:
Coco the Monkey!
“Coco! Coco! Coco!…” “Why no T-Bone?!”
by TheDuke32 on Nov 25, 2008 7:11 PM CST reply actions
i like it Lodnod but how about we call him Broke dick like we’d call the guys always hurt in the army?
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:12 PM CST reply actions
i still understand why Wyowtika doesn’t see time on the first unit power play but Brew-tal does
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:13 PM CST reply actions
as far as Polak….not “The Empire”… but how about “The Emperor”?
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:13 PM CST reply actions
i guess you feel better when you’re not getting out played at your position by an offensive -minded forward
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:13 PM CST reply actions
I like Trotz, jsut not the most handsome guy. And he has joked about it too!
by Lodnod on Nov 25, 2008 7:13 PM CST reply actions
Dutchie: -1. At least according to that highlight.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:14 PM CST reply actions
Well, if we’re going to the Roman part, just call him Ceaser?
by Tim on Nov 25, 2008 7:14 PM CST reply actions
He pronounces Woywitka a different way every time he says it.
by Mr. Particle on Nov 25, 2008 7:16 PM CST reply actions
Damn, can we please get this dude a pronunciation sheet for Woy-wiT-ka
by Dan on Nov 25, 2008 7:17 PM CST reply actions
I’m thinking the play by play guys should stick with the small words …
by Tim on Nov 25, 2008 7:17 PM CST reply actions
just saw the Maple Leafs period break interview with Lee
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:17 PM CST reply actions
mason has perfected the technolgy that creates a force-field through which rubber cannot pass.
by bzgea2 on Nov 25, 2008 7:17 PM CST reply actions
It’s more fun picking on the guy for mispronouncing his name. Fuck it. Let him go.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:17 PM CST reply actions
we are getting our asses kicked. we should be losing this game
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:18 PM CST reply actions
With Roman I think it should reflect his power. So I like Ceaser and The Emporer.
by Nancy's Boy on Nov 25, 2008 7:18 PM CST reply actions
I’m saddened that Gaylord Hotels went ass-up.
Gaylord Entertainment Center was such a fitting name for that sorry excuse for a hockey team’s home.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:18 PM CST reply actions
once again, we don’t clear when we needed to, after a great save by Mason.
by Tim on Nov 25, 2008 7:19 PM CST reply actions
if youve got a guy named Roman on the team you may as well call him The Christ Puncher.
by bzgea2 on Nov 25, 2008 7:19 PM CST reply actions
Was Mason just sick from that pesky extra organ early in the season or what, he’s looked good lately.
by Nancy's Boy on Nov 25, 2008 7:20 PM CST reply actions
didn’t see that penalty…. surely not that hit on the boards?
by Tim on Nov 25, 2008 7:20 PM CST reply actions
“Plenty of action”?
Piss off, broadcaster-whose-name-I-don’t-know.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:21 PM CST reply actions
nancy boy i think he was just over-nervous and trying to hard though it looked like the opposite…
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:21 PM CST reply actions
yeah that hit by the ref he stuck his skate under the Predator player’s legs and took him out. it’s known as a slew foot
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:22 PM CST reply actions
so the Preds are 15-1-0 at home against the Blues
well, I’m sure Mason has more wins there than Ellis. BOOYA!
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:22 PM CST reply actions
Nickname for Pola’k: Stan. That’s what every Polack gets called. Or John, which is what every Polack in my family is named…
Nickname for Colaiacovo: If you want to stick with “Godfather” references, call him Carlo the Wife-Beating Sellout Dead Muthafuckin’ Son-In-Law.
Or Fredo.
Nickname for Steen: Marcus, how do you say “I’m not Lee Stempniak” in Swedish?
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:23 PM CST reply actions
damn… caught it on the replay …. what a dumb penalty
by Tim on Nov 25, 2008 7:23 PM CST reply actions
Without reading any posts yet about new nickname:
How about “E. coli” (like the bacteria) or “C. coli”
by Milo on Nov 25, 2008 7:23 PM CST reply actions
Shit. Already suggested. Day late and a dollar short, as usual.
by Milo on Nov 25, 2008 7:25 PM CST reply actions
I was away from the TV, but I swear I heard glass shattering. Is Fragile Jay OK?
by gallagher on Nov 25, 2008 7:25 PM CST reply actions
milo tries to act like he didn’t see the other posts LOL
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:25 PM CST reply actions
Nashville fans. Worst fans in hockey.
There, I said it.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:25 PM CST reply actions
Well, that’s at least two votes in favor of it, then.
by Milo on Nov 25, 2008 7:25 PM CST reply actions
“they were looking for Weber’s back door”???
damn, it really IS the Gay lord
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:25 PM CST reply actions
now Nashville feels like we used to against Mason…NICE!
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:25 PM CST reply actions
B,
That would be: Jag är inte Lee Stempniak.
by Marcus Pettersson on Nov 25, 2008 7:26 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, but which one… E. Colai or C. Colai?
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:26 PM CST reply actions
Im gonna kill my friend, he lied to me about having cable and now im stuck…FUCK DETROIT
by RFJCC on Nov 25, 2008 7:26 PM CST reply actions
The sad thing is I rushed home from work to get here. No wonder Mrs. Milo says I’m a loser…
by Milo on Nov 25, 2008 7:26 PM CST reply actions
Not to overstate the obvious … but we really need to score a goal here.
by Tim on Nov 25, 2008 7:26 PM CST reply actions
Marcus Pettersson wrote:
That would be: Jag är inte Lee Stempniak.
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That’s it. I vote for that one for Steen’s nickname.
I can hear the chant now: “Jag är inte… Jag är inte… Jag är inte.”
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:29 PM CST reply actions
But at least the defense is great.
Uhhh, wait a minute . . .
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:29 PM CST reply actions
bad time to have several people out who create goals
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:29 PM CST reply actions
brian to keep with the irony of it we should just call steen jagr
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:29 PM CST reply actions
I haven’t got the game on yet… how much ice time is Perron getting?
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:30 PM CST reply actions
whatever the outcome, Mason is geting a star tonight
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:30 PM CST reply actions
I understand the delay of game rule . . . somewhat . . . which is why that was a stupid fucking call.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:31 PM CST reply actions
wow McClement got the shot on net sweet. He’s getting better and better every night.
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:31 PM CST reply actions
what are the odds that a team in Nashville would have a player named Fiddler?
by Tim on Nov 25, 2008 7:31 PM CST reply actions
or how about Junior because he’ll never be better than his dad? oh wait, we already have 2 of those on the team
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:31 PM CST reply actions
brian not too much there’s been a lot of penalties
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:32 PM CST reply actions
Chris, why would we want to call our new guy a flaming homo who couldn’t be bothered to answer my son’s letter when he was a big shot in Pittsburgh?
Jagr’s always been a dickhead as far as I’m concerned…
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:32 PM CST reply actions
oh shit .. Mason swallowed a puck … someone give him the Himelich!!!!
by Tim on Nov 25, 2008 7:32 PM CST reply actions
what are the odds that the same Nashville team drafted a “Chet Pickard”?
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:32 PM CST reply actions
Dooks, that was a low blow. ;-D
Chris, thanks for the update on my boy Frenchy.
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:33 PM CST reply actions
All’s they needs is a “Clem Hazzard” and you’s gotcherselves a shootin’ corral!
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:34 PM CST reply actions
Sooo… who should get the nickname “Enzyte”?
by Marcus Pettersson on Nov 25, 2008 7:34 PM CST reply actions
So who else thinks that a line of Berglund between Steen and Eller would absolutely rule?
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:34 PM CST reply actions
i agree brian, on the other hand Brett Hull answered my letter and once when in the airport in D.C despite his obvious hangover and being in a rush he stopped said hello and signed an autograph for me when I was kid. but i still hear people say he was a dick. hmmmph
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:35 PM CST reply actions
Or maybe Oshie instead of Eller. Or Lemtyugov.
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:35 PM CST reply actions
Good point, Brad.
But that still doesn’t completely extinguish the shittiness of their hockey fans.
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:35 PM CST reply actions
not me brian. i don’t like steen. he has a lot to prove to me to make me a fan of him again.
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:36 PM CST reply actions
brian would if we signed the sedin twins and put berglund or eller out with them huh huh that’d be sweet with jundland and hellstrom or kristoffer berglund playing d. we’d call them the all swedish-speaking five to rival the old red wings all communist five.
by Chris D. on Nov 25, 2008 7:37 PM CST reply actions
Chris, I would never have guessed from your posts on the trade over the last 24 hours… ;-)
Actually, I liked the Berglund-Oshie-Lemtyugov line that the Blues had going in Development Camp.
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:37 PM CST reply actions
I still don’t know anything about Alexander Steen, except that he’s a perceived first round bust.
Wasn’t Rob Ramage a #1 pick before he came to the Blues? He was alright, wasn’t he?
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:38 PM CST reply actions
Hmmm… Berglund-Steen-Hjlamarsson, with Junland and Hellstrom on defense.
Sweden’s national team is Tre Konor, or three crowns… Marcus, what’s “Five Crowns” in Swedish?
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:39 PM CST reply actions
DK, yes he was, by the Colorado Rockies in 1979.
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:41 PM CST reply actions
lol one day we’ll hear kelly say “St. Louis is rolling out "The Meatballs”"
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:42 PM CST reply actions
Thru the passages of English to Swedish translators, I’ll attempt to beat Marcus to the punch . . . .
Fem Konor?
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:42 PM CST reply actions
Sorry, my old lady just got home so now im in & out ;)
Yes another good one for steen dooks.
and seriously, who is this guy in net for us, not the same Mason
by Nancy's Boy on Nov 25, 2008 7:42 PM CST reply actions
How about The Herrings…?
Donut, close call…
by Marcus Pettersson on Nov 25, 2008 7:43 PM CST reply actions
“Share The Love” . . . with . . . a Subaru? What the fuck?!
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:45 PM CST reply actions
It should be: “Share The Love with Enzyte!” Makes sense.
by Marcus Pettersson on Nov 25, 2008 7:47 PM CST reply actions
I’m thinking that the little measuring cup that comes Nyquil Cold and Flu should automatically play that Chris Tucker audio clip from Friday whenever you tilt it back. “Man, you just got KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT”
by Dan on Nov 25, 2008 7:47 PM CST reply actions
Chris, I sure as hell hope Lemtyugov gets a shot. If forwards keep dropping like flies up here, how can they not give him one?
I understand that they’re looking for him to develop that game-to-game consistency, but at some point, skill alone should be worth at least a cup of coffee and a few shifts with some guys that have a skill other than forechecking and agitating…
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:49 PM CST reply actions
I love the fact that between periods everybody just slags the commercials.
Has there ever been a decent McDonalds commercial? Not since they stopped featuring characters that say “robble”.
by Mr. Particle on Nov 25, 2008 7:49 PM CST reply actions
I swear, if I ever got a box of McNuggets and 19 peoplen start grabbing for one, people are getting their asses kicked
by Dooks on Nov 25, 2008 7:49 PM CST reply actions
Third period is up.
And brought to you by Enzyte.
by Brad Lee on Nov 25, 2008 7:49 PM CST reply actions
On a trip to Toronto in ‘02, I found out that McDonald’s commercials in Canada are much better than the ones stateside.
Why? Because they didn’t fucking DO anything!
by Donut King on Nov 25, 2008 7:50 PM CST reply actions
Hmm… <Fem Kronor, eh?
I don’t know how well that would play around here; it’d be “Femmes Kronor” all over this board the first time they had a bad shift…
B.
by Brian Weidler on Nov 25, 2008 7:51 PM CST reply actions
I’ll take that mortgage payment, please; I’ve never heard “Cotton Eyed Joe” played at a Preds game…
Mighty fine effort by Mason tonight, that’s for sure.
by The Forechecker on Nov 25, 2008 11:09 PM CST reply actions

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