You Write The Comedy Tuesday

by Brad Lee on Dec 2, 2008 9:13 AM CST Comment 41 comments

Who invited the goalie?

By Brad Lee

The Blues are off until Wednesday night. The only interesting things going on with the team right now are their flight troubles (they got stuck Sunday night in Atlanta) and who is starting in goal Wednesday night.

Emmanuel Legace isn't playing as well as backup Chris Mason. But with seven games in the next 11 days (ugh), both will get plenty of time between the pipes. The schedule this month is absolutely brutal. They play on consecutive nights FOUR TIMES. They're cramming in 15 games between Dec. 3 and Dec. 30 with nine of the 15 at home. Add a West Coast road trip and games in Washington and Detroit and December could be a killer for the Blues. More on that later.

Today, we bring back the fan favorite You Write The Comedy. Tell us, what's being said/really happening in the above photo? Let us know in the comments. And don't forget to come back for the live blog Wednesday night at 7 p.m.

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“Good job, Walt. Now you can finally retire.”

by Milo on Dec 2, 2008 10:09 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Work is blocking the image, so I’ll go with…

“I love… carpet. I love… desk. I love… lamp.”

I’m actually glad we have so many games this month. More excuses to drink.

by HuntsvilleBlues on Dec 2, 2008 10:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

“We haven’t met yet. I’m Carlo Colaiacovo. Congrats on the milestone.”

by Brad Lee on Dec 2, 2008 10:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Huntsville, it’s the group hug shot from Sunday with the Atlanta goaltender in the corner of the photo.

by Brad Lee on Dec 2, 2008 10:33 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for the rub guys. He new dude, don’t for get the tug.

by Answer-Man on Dec 2, 2008 10:42 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hello. My name is Carlo Colaiacovo. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by KB on Dec 2, 2008 11:09 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Pavelec: “DUDES! I’m trying to watch the video board! Ben Hur is on! Back off!”

Blues: " . . . the fuck is an Ondrej?"

by Donut King on Dec 2, 2008 11:15 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

So that’s how you celebrate a milestone…fuck me I’m going back to Europe where I won’t have to suck off my team when I get a milestone with little talent.

by Chris D. on Dec 2, 2008 11:29 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Walt’s internal monologue: “You know those awkward times at family reunions when you have to hug all those relatives you’ve only met once or twice in your whole life? And you think to yourself ‘who the hell are these people?’ Yeah… one of those moments”

by Jessica on Dec 2, 2008 11:35 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

All: “Can I have your watch when you die?”

by Lighthouse Hockey on Dec 2, 2008 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Blues bench minor- Too many men on the ice.

by Chris Gift on Dec 2, 2008 12:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Walt- “Forget 1000 goals, im gonna get on St. Louis Game Time for this… KICK ASS!!”

by RFJCC on Dec 2, 2008 12:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Spare Part No. 1: Way to go Walter!
Tkachuk: That’s Walt.
Spare Part No. 2: Yeah, great goal!
Spare Part No. 3: What are we celebrating?
New D-man: I think some old guy is retiring.
New grinder: I thought he died years ago.
Spare Part No. 4: I think I torn my ACL.

by Pagan on Dec 2, 2008 12:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Goalie – Ugh, I hope the photographer cuts me out of the frame. I don’t want to be immortalized as the netminder that gave this hack his 1000th point.

by Dan on Dec 2, 2008 1:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Woman behind the glass: “I think I just got nacho cheese on my Earnhardt No. 3 Thrashers jersey.”

by Brad Lee on Dec 2, 2008 1:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

goalie: “what, I’m supposed to congratulate him for scoring off me??”

by Dooks on Dec 2, 2008 3:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

“too bad Dutchie wasn’t here for this. let’s go give Pleau a kick in the ass”

by Dooks on Dec 2, 2008 3:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

the 3 Euros outside of the huddle: “North Ameicans are gay”

by Dooks on Dec 2, 2008 3:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Atlanta fans: “he should’ve got that milestone here wearing OUR blue jersey”

by Dooks on Dec 2, 2008 3:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Great story, Uncle Walt. Now tell us about the time they invented the slap shot.

by Poor College Student on Dec 2, 2008 4:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Ya, Not every American player can score 1000 pts with 6 fingers on one hand. Now all you spare parts go back to the pit of dispare, we have a playoff run to fake for management…(ya know…to save face)

by DanGNR on Dec 2, 2008 4:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Hey dudes, let’s get off the ice so we can get on the plane and get back to St. Louis quickly!!!

by John on Dec 2, 2008 4:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Walt: So we get to go to a buffet because I did this right?

by Doc Whiskey on Dec 2, 2008 5:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Walt: Is this the line for Avery’s sloppy seconds?

by Manbones on Dec 2, 2008 5:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

“hey guys, i stole an advanced copy of next game’s line up card out of coach’s bag, guess who’s centering the first line, you’ll never get it. seriously, never.”

by bzgea2 on Dec 2, 2008 6:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Berglund: “Look guys, my fan club from back home is taking awesome pictures of me again!”

by huntsvilleblues on Dec 2, 2008 6:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Team (except #7): THANK GOD! We can go back to playing hockey, instead of playing pass the puck to Walt, and watch him miss again!

by LosBri on Dec 2, 2008 7:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

@ Manbones: Nicely done.

by Milo on Dec 2, 2008 7:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Goalie: You know what? Fuck detroit…..

by Christine on Dec 2, 2008 8:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

@ManBones that is the greatest line ever man…really LMFAO!!!!

by Chris D. on Dec 2, 2008 10:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Walt crying because he thinks he has alzheimers because he doesn’t recognize anyone that is congratulating him.

by IrishBlue on Dec 2, 2008 10:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Great, MB, hilarious.

My reason for getting on though is serious. I don’t have an account on StLToday (& don’t plan on getting one) so those of you that do, please go to the David Frost topic (I had to see) & ask the guy to either remove the link or beg people not to give this shit-dick’s site any hits. I can’t believe he’s a free man. He needs American prison time so some lifer can show him how he made those little boys, who just loved the game of hockey, feel, that would be justice.

by Nancy's Boy on Dec 2, 2008 11:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Agreed Nancy’s Boy, I put in my two cents on the forum.

Now if only they would remove the instigator penalty on life, this guy would be toast.

Fuck Detroit.

by HuntsvilleBlues on Dec 3, 2008 7:29 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Thanks, Huntsville.
Fan ta minn, 2night.

by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 12:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

From said STLToday forum:

“Post subject: Re: David Frost Blog is called Hockey God Online
Posted: 03 Dec 2008 09:17 am
The link has been removed as requested.”

by Milo on Dec 3, 2008 12:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

By the way, Tonya Harding is in net tonight for Minny, according to the hfboards.

Mason is starting for the Blues, per Andy “Who wouldn’t want sloppy thirds?” Strickland.

by HuntsvilleBlues on Dec 3, 2008 1:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That’s bad ass, Milo. Who would listen to this D-B at this point anyway? Plus, I thought it was revealed in the trial that his “connections” were nonexhistant also, so he’s got and is nothing.

by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 2:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs