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Game Time: Wild @ Blues; GDT

Man the Blues could use a win tonight against the visiting Minnesota Wild.

They're currently riding a five-game winless streak. If they lose tonight, look at the schedule up coming. With the hot Bruins Sunday, at Detroit then hosting the Ducks, the Sharks and the Devils, it's realistic to say that if the Blues don't get a win tonight, they could end the calendar year with 10 straight losses. Suhweet.

But before we start binge drinking over those upcoming opportunities for heart-crushing failure, let's talk for a second about the self-proclaimed capital of American hockey.

Stateofhockey_medium

That's about as big a douche bag move as declaring yourself Hockeytown. At least Minnesota still draws well.

The oft-injured, much-criticized Marian Gaborick returned to the Wild's lineup last night in a win over the bad New York Islanders (yes, I know the Blues lost to that horrible team early in the year). The Blues are one step away from having open tryouts the next time a player goes down. No Brewer. No McKee. Legace could be back. Could be an interesting night.

No live blog. Just you and your commenters, given pretty much free reign to horrify and offend other SB Nation blogs. I can't wait until the live blog vs. the Red Wings next week.

We'll have a wrapup late tonight and another open thread Sunday. Join us, won't you?

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AND IT SUCKS

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

At hockeywilderness.com

several of the “fans” were commenting on how Gaborik is always hurt and they wanted him to come back, score six goals in one night, then use him as trade bait.

I wonder if they would consider exchanging him for a newly tuned-up defensive robot and a really expensive forward who is out visiting “Aunt Flo”.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 20, 2008 6:19 PM CST reply actions  

This game's gonna be boring anyway . . .

 . . . but that’s not the reason why I’m going to be MIA for most of the evening. It’s a long story that I don’t have time to tell.

Fuck Detroit. And the Wild. And hockeywilderness.com (which I haven’t even visited, but if they self-censor, that’s bullshit).

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

Great, DK is gone..

let’s talk about him.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 20, 2008 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully it was about my awesomeness that is greater than awesome. Awww, HELL naw!!!!!

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Well at least it will be difficult for us to give up more than three goal tonight. After the Wild get that many they’ll stop trying to score.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Dec 20, 2008 6:35 PM CST reply actions  

Yea man

One of those Celtic bastards had “Dan” too. God bless Milo, and his idea of using a period at the end of the name.

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

So we’ve just discovered the SECOND time a dude may be happy about a period.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 21, 2008 1:10 AM CST up reply actions  

I just wish they’d start pronouncing Celtics correctly.

Us Micks are offended by their current pronunciation.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yea, no shit. I say if you can’t pronounce it right, you shouldn’t be using it.

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No shit. No more potatoes and whiskey for those fuckdouches.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 11:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope the Blues just hit, hit, and hot some more. Pound these trapping candy-asses into abject submission.

Then trade for Gaborik.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

OMGZ! THEY ARE SO WILLD

I guess nothing happend with Jussi “Im the other Jokinen in the NHL” Jokinen clearing wavers with Tampa Bay?

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Dec 20, 2008 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK YOU MINNESOTA

and your sense of hockey entitlement and your boring-ass defensive system. I hate playing these guys so much.

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

its like KPLR was anticipating the level of boredom this game would bring so they just went ahead and turned down the broadcast volume as to not wake anyone when they ineveitably fall asleep

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

oh my sweet jesus. it happened. a perron – berglund – janssen line. season over, people. season over.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

shits self

Janssen on the 2nd line?!? wtf

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

i swear, i said the exact same thing

god I miss mcdonald & kariya

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

and said line fucking scored! hell is freezing over

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

berg!

nice shot. wow is this kid good.

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

thats it bergland, no passing tonight, shoot all the time.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 7:42 PM CST reply actions  

how did that not go in? hockey gods are in ppur favor tonight!

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

to be honest I wasn’t expecting us to win tonight, but seeing how quickly we scored I might be wrong. thinking we could maybe (but not definitely) get a win against Boston, and/or Anaheim, and/or Detroit. but I wouldn’t be surprised if we did end out 2008 with no more wins.

btw, I tried to be here BEFORE the game started, but I took what was supposed to be a quick shower but I knicked my ear shaving my head and you know it takes forever to stop the bleeding.

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:47 PM CST reply actions  

see what your optimism did?

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck

hard to stop em when they’re bouncing off your dmen.

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

fuck I can hear horn guy on the tv

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

Wussy horn guy is here tonight, too.

Listen for the “toot, toot, toot.”

Dude needs a longer horn. Smilin’ Bob says so…

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 20, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

is Wussy Horn guy the one that sounds like a car horn? “beep, beep, beep”?

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope

it’s not you, Dooks.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 20, 2008 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i like the longer ones at the end

I cant help but laught at "beeeeeeep, beeeeeeep, beeeeurgh out of breath

www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D

by jealousblues on Dec 21, 2008 5:01 AM CST up reply actions  

well, you’re the only one

by Dooks on Dec 21, 2008 7:09 AM CST up reply actions  

it was a distinct kicking motion! waive it off!

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

lol that’d be nice, but I don’t think it applies to own-goals

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck him up Beener!

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

good camera work

there’s a fight … five seconds later they switch to it.

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

there was a fight? all i can see is a glare.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Clydedale commercials rule

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

the blues are truly multi-cultural, we have a beener and a polak

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

Let me see if I've got this straight...

…the Blues wouldn’t call Nikolay Lemtyugov up for so much as a cup of coffee because “he’s not ready yet, or consistent enough,” and instead of using a legitimate scoring prospect on a scoring line, they put Cam effing Janssen on the Berglund-Perron line?

Man, tomorrows print column is writing itself…

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

hell yeah! Backes keeps rolling!

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

he’s earning his money. hes really steppin his game up.

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

unlike Bernier
snicker

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

that was really good puck movement on the PP

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

Well, kiss my raggedy ass...

Jim is on a serious friggin’ roll!

How about that, Lovey?

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

we’ve already got three points out of our D tonight. very good to see.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 7:59 PM CST reply actions  

Woo, Backes

Flashing the skill.

Anyone else’s Ch. 11 feed look like it’s broadcast from 1975? I can’t see the damn puck.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Dec 20, 2008 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

yep, godawful as always. i think they arent doing games after this season though.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

On the other hand, I got the dern antenner wired up through the vent on the shitter out back. Could be that.

I will not miss 11.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Dec 20, 2008 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Channel 11’s facilities and tower are IN the shitter.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 20, 2008 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

im watching the feed from atdhe.net ….. Its the Wild broadcast, but soooo much better quality.

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Dec 20, 2008 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

so Polak makes up for the own-goal, but assisting a go-ahead goal

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

Cam is making a strong case for sticking on that Perron-Bergland line with that diving penalty.

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

Strachen? i though we sent him back down with Junlund and Bishop

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

he stayed up, we sent paddock down with junland and bishop.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

still not exactly bought with putting an A on McClement. I would probably put it on Backes

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

yeah, I agree, Backes has been much more consistent this year so far.

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I mean, more of a leadership role. energy players are good candidates for that

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Dooks, what’s the story with that picture of Chris Mason in your avatar?

:-D

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

that's pretty funny

I happened to know where the cameras were, so I posed at the right time

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually thought of using that Mason/Dooks comparison pic as my avatar, but figured you guys have seen that enough

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

did anyone else hate that mezzanine camera angle on the powerplay?

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

No, I just hated that so-called “power play.”

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

:weeps in memory of the Crestwood location Pink Galleon:

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:18 PM CST reply actions  

In Other News...

Peoria leads the Iowa “We Shamelessly Ripped Off The Rockford IceHogs Logo” Chops by a 1-0 count in the second period.

Bishop in the net, Regier with the Peoria goal.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

commentary from Rutherford. should we be booing?

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

Naw, Rutherford is the only “professional” sportswriter in this town that knows his ass from a hole in the ground about the Blues. If it weren’t for him, the Post-Disgrace wouldn’t even have Blues’ coverage…

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

BOOOO!!!! Detoilet/Shitcago Winter Classic commercial

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

oh, wow...

do we hope for lightning…?

www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D

by jealousblues on Dec 21, 2008 5:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope it’s 45 degrees and raining like hell at that shithole Wrigley Field on New Years’ Day…

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

Now that you’ve said it . . . there will be no such thing happening. Nice jinx, Weed. :-p

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:41 PM CST up reply actions  

nice fucking pass to the other team’s guy Manny. jeezis you have to work on that

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

manny handling the puck…always an adventure.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

well, at least this game is a little less boring than usual Wild games…

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

that’s funny… eating ice cream when it’s cold

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

has anyone got a good feed? the quality in the one I found is so horrible…

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

how long until Gallagher puts “Strachan makes you forget about Rucinsky” in a GT bingo square?

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

I don’t know what it is, but this GDT is sucking rancid canal water…

Dunno if it’s the lack of Donut King and Chris D and Christine/Carnie or what, but something’s definitely missing tonight. Maybe it’s just because Lemair and the Wild want to play this boring, lame-ass trap nonsense.

No offense intended to Dooks and anyone else who’s trying to keep this thing going.

Hey, Carnie/Christine… nice to see you here.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

no it’s just the trap. totally slows down the commenting

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

wow, commentary on the comments. this shit is getting meta.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

=D

someone actually misses me!

unlike at school, home, or soccer team….

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

agree with Dooks…not the most exciting game

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

yes, and covering my eyes

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously though

does someone have a feed that doesn’t look like im watching tv without my glasses?

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

cola

holy shit … that was a dominating fight

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

thats a good old fashioned beat down.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

just hope he didnt hurt himself

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

give up the puck!

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

E. Coli ate Cal Clusterf**k’s lunch… woo-hoo!

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

E-Colai beat the HELL out of Clusterfuck!

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

Cola vs. Clutterbuck

THat’s the biggest clusterbuck of a name combo in a fight I’ve ever seen. Good thing Federko didn’t have to say their names much.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Dec 20, 2008 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

God Bless Bernie Federko...

Bernie is a big part of the reason why I want the Blues to draft Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson this summer.

The first time MP-S gets into a televised game for the Blues, hilarity will ensue.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be beautiful. Bernie’d run out of breath.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Dec 20, 2008 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

HE DRANK HIS MILKSHAKE

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

damn. Louie sighting. I’m depressed again

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

damn....

can’t there be a bench clearing brawl or something?

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

Woo-hoo...

Two-zip Rivermen in the third… FA Josh Soares with his seventh goal, on the power play.

I’d be enthused to see the Blues sign him, but if they do, he’ll never see a day in the NHL wearing the ‘Note, because he can actually score goals. Can’t have that from your minor-leaguers…

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

Did Lemtyugov score?

Oh wait …

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Dec 20, 2008 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

shit! they said E-Colai had to go to the locker room after the fight. hopefully he’s okay to come back this game. we can’t have any more penalties to guys who don’t belong in the minors

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

don’t ask me why I typed “penalties”. I meant “injuries”

by Dooks on Dec 21, 2008 7:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Funny..

I read it as “injuries” all along.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 21, 2008 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i bet his hand was just bleeding from wailing on that dude’s visor.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

so, whos going to be the blues obligitory all star this year?

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

dont have to have one in the NHL. … so, probably no one.

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

hard to say. they might recognize Walt for his milestone or boyes for being pretty good on a last place team…or, as i say, Polak, because he’s the most consistant d-man we have this year

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

they actually do have to have at least one player per team. asinine i know, but its true.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

are you sure

i seem to remember a few years of not having a blues rep. i think al mac made it one year because bettman said he earned it or something, but he wasnt on the prelim roster. maybe they changed it …

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, its true. this article: http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/columnist/montgomery/2008-01-15-all-stars_N.htm
points to the practice as one of the reasons the game is obsolete. for further proof see duncan keith’s inclusion in last year’s roster.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

The All-Star Game loves Boy(e)s…

Actually, it ought to be IceBerg.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

he should just tape foil on his hands like in slapshot

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

I don't get it

why the fuck to they keep waving people out of the faceoff??

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

I didn’t know you guys were being serious when you were calling that guy Clutterbuck…. wtf?

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

Manny got crunched

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

awesome!

net falls over on Manny. if that gives him another concussion, i’m gonna riot

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

the net must be pretty heavy. manny just laid there until someone came along and picked it off him

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

cola looks like a younger jeff tweedy

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

holy crap he DOES

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

wilco fans in here? wow.

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

not me lol I just google image searched him

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

wilco is a pretty popular band. I’ll save my surprise for when someone drops a Pere Ubu or This Heat reference.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

love Wilco, but IN LOVE with Son Volt...

…and Jay Farrar. Farrar trumps Tweedy any day. But give me Uncle Tupelo and I am definitely one happy pappy. Not a St. Clairan myself, but close enough…Randolph County.

“I don’t see you through the windshield, I don’t see you in faces looking back at me…”

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Dec 21, 2008 3:06 AM CST up reply actions  

BelleVegas . . . Represent!!!!!

/not from BelleVegas.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

this Dirt Cheap commercial is HORRIFYING

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

I’m scared by that ad

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA

by Jstats on Dec 20, 2008 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Yippie-ki-yay...

Four-zip Rivermen in The Sty (the Iowa Chops’ home rink).

Regier, Soares, Whitfield and Dallas farmhand Chris Conner with the goals.

B.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

I had a brush with greatness

during the Lucky Skate Shuffle. RBC was heading into the pisser as I was leaving. What should I have him autograph?

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 20, 2008 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

have him autgraph his stack of beer cups. that way people believe it’s his

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

your tits of course

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Dec 20, 2008 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Nicely done.

/Next game I’m packing a Sharpie!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Dec 20, 2008 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

NHL All-Star Game, vote early, vote often

BUT DON’T MARK OUT ON AN ALL DETROIT ALL CANADIENS STARTING LINE FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:20 PM CST reply actions  

just realized tonight that it’s the same guy on all of the “drawing” drinkability commercials

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

I hate those commercials and I don’t really know why.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Dec 20, 2008 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

We don’t need to see Manny’s bad luck again.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Dec 20, 2008 9:24 PM CST reply actions  

fucker! but thanks for the goal for my fantasy team

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

hoover damn!

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

and we get one right back!!! Polak is the man!!!

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:28 PM CST reply actions  

polak 2G, 1A tonite … although only one of the goals count. nice game by him.

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

Perfect pinch by the Polock, er Russian, er Czech. By that guy.

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by Dominik on Dec 20, 2008 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

=D =D =D =D =D

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:29 PM CST reply actions  

Polak still sporting that gash he got earlier this game on his upper lip

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

what has gotten into cola?

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

the same thing happened in the shitwings game, 30 second apart goals. My parents were watching the game, which is something I highly discourage, so i sprayed them with the squirt bottle I use for the cat.

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

like that dude said on that video I posted. “he WILL deck you”

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

so seriously … did clutterbuck screw cola’s girlfriend? carlo has it out for him.

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 9:32 PM CST reply actions  

I think he said

“Ha, now you’re helmet’s finally off, and I’m leaving my glove on.”

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by Dominik on Dec 20, 2008 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

well, it’s been an interesting period thus far, but I have to go to work tonight. ct you all tomorrow night. GO BLUES!

by Dooks on Dec 20, 2008 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

bye dooks!

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

david perron is the new lee stempniak

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

that was an awesome penalty kill,

oh wait…

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:44 PM CST reply actions  

Look at Iceberg’s nasty chin scruff. Answer Mom has more hair on her chest and she waxes her nips too.

Thrillin' Booties and Punchin' Faces.

by Answer Man on Dec 20, 2008 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks for that mental picture, AM...

That’s way more information than I needed right before bed.

B.

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by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright. I’m all caught up, but I’m not. Whatever.

FINISH THEM!!!!!

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:46 PM CST reply actions  

Niko “Don’t Call Me Saku” Koivu. Completely forgot he played for these asshats.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

WHEW

Its a funny story actually.

by Wad on Dec 20, 2008 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

Fan of the Cubs, Lions, Hawkeyes and Blues . . .

Did someone stick you with a voodoo doll or something?

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Barry Sanders, Ryan Sandberg, and Brett Hull where all my favorites growing up. I guess i am to loyal.

Its a funny story actually.

by Wad on Dec 20, 2008 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

If those are your faves . . .

You are NEVER too loyal. Three quality athletes there.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Mu-fuggin’ CRAZY sequence there.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:49 PM CST reply actions  

That was one of the worst PK’s ever. But it worked, I guess.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:51 PM CST reply actions  

Don't expect greatness

Just be happy when mediocrity works.

Its a funny story actually.

by Wad on Dec 20, 2008 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

And it sure did there. And you raise a very good point.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Four-zip final...

…for your Peoria Rivermen.

Rivs outshoot Iowa 12-1 in the third period, and outscore them 3-0, for the win.

The Peoria “d” of Junland, Wagner, Hellstrom, Fast, free agent Justin Fletcher, and Dallas farmhand Ivan Vishnevskiy hold Iowa to 15 total shots on goal, and Bishop turned ’em all aside.

B.

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by Tomorrows Blues on Dec 20, 2008 9:53 PM CST reply actions  

I’m guessing Lemtyugov waved a middle finger to all of that news.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Anyone else holding their breath for the last three minutes?

by Guinea Pig on Dec 20, 2008 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

I have been holding my breath for the last three years.

Its a funny story actually.

by Wad on Dec 20, 2008 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I always do when I get the feeling that we’re not playing to win so much as we’re playing not to lose.

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 9:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I’ll be glad when the rest of the league’s announcers figure out how the fuck to say “Perron.”

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 9:55 PM CST reply actions  

It was always funny to watch a Rams game when they had Brandon Manumaleuna. When Joe Buck would do a Rams game, he’d just call him “Brandon” like they were “Bros From ’Round The Block”. Hilarious.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

every nfl announcer calls roethelisberger “ben”

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

or 7

Its a funny story actually.

by Wad on Dec 20, 2008 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I wish they’d call him “Awful Quarterback”. But that will never happen.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Who gets the empty net goal.

Taking bets

Its a funny story actually.

by Wad on Dec 20, 2008 9:59 PM CST reply actions  

Legace

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 9:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Legace. He’s due for some good luck

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Polak. The Czech Roman.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course . . . WRONG ANSWER!!!!!

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

You all owe me 3 fuck detroits.

Its a funny story actually.

by Wad on Dec 20, 2008 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCKDETROITFUCKDETROITFUCKDETROOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good enough for ya?

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Perfect

Its a funny story actually.

by Wad on Dec 20, 2008 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Beauty.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck detroit in the ear
Fuck detroit in the throat
Fuck detroit in the nose

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 10:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Should I really be smoking three cigarettes in an hour?

Fuck it. I don’t care. Watching this team is always stressful.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:00 PM CST reply actions  

I am smoking “cigarettes” too.

by Guinea Pig on Dec 20, 2008 10:00 PM CST up reply actions  

heh heh heh . . . .

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Man...

Why am I craving fried foods??

Oh yea…

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

You have been assimilated.

Thanks for joining the Kingdom that is Donut.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

mcclement scores the only way he knows how

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

For those who had McClement . . . . You win.

FUCK YES!!!!!

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

atta way … give him the A, watch him score goals

by averagejoe on Dec 20, 2008 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

Damn this autoupdate feature is cool…except when it ruins the ending because your stream is behind the site :S

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

*****exhale******

wooooooo!!!!

by Guinea Pig on Dec 20, 2008 10:03 PM CST reply actions  

sorry for the spaz attack but....

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WE WON!!!!!!!!

AAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!

btw I used to be Christine, but I had to choose a new nickname. And fuck detroit in the eyeballs.

by Carnie on Dec 20, 2008 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

1 goal and 3 assists from the D tonight. Has to be a season high.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 10:04 PM CST reply actions  

It’s also awesome. But yeah.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it just me or is that the first point we’ve gotten since the last time the Blues wore the third jersey?

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 10:05 PM CST reply actions  

They’d better start wearing that thing during practice then.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

And if so, let’s keep wearing those mofo’s.

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

five game losing streak over

anyone think we have a shot against Boston tomorrow?

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 10:05 PM CST reply actions  

mason is either going to be lights out or its going to be a slaughter.

by bzgea2 on Dec 20, 2008 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I was at the game when they pounded the Thrashers in Atlanta

And boston looked slow, but that might just be because Atlanta is super slow. So hopefully we have a shot. But then again…

Its a funny story actually.

by Wad on Dec 20, 2008 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

So did anyone see where Kariya started skating the other day? Yeah. Get ready for a late January return.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:06 PM CST reply actions  

DK, that’s just a pipe dream.

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I know. I’m too hopeful, aren’t I?

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I think someone may have slipped some “cigarettes” into your last few donuts.

by Dan. on Dec 20, 2008 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

But they were SO TASTY!!!!!

And I was wondering why I had a hankerin’ for doritos and water afterward . . . . Sly bastard.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 20, 2008 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

alright everyone, peace. seeya tommorow against the tiny bears.

by Awfrick on Dec 20, 2008 10:08 PM CST reply actions  

Not gone, just lost.

Sup fuckheads!? Oops, I meant puckheads ;) Hope we play well tomorrow also, we’re gonna have to. Congrats to “The Emporer,” all those blasts from the point & his 1st is a side of the net dump- in like that. Anyone else have a man crush on Cola yet? That trade is looking good, Steen’s been ok & Carlo has looked great & both appear to be getting better as they get comfortable. Oh yeah, the man crush comment was primarily b/c of him pounding clusterfucks head into the ice twice. Good win 2nite, hoping for more. See you tomorrow in Sec. 333! Let’s Go Blues!

by Nancy's Boy on Dec 21, 2008 12:43 AM CST reply actions  

Speaking of lost...

Where the fuck has Childhood Trauma been hiding?

by Dan. on Dec 21, 2008 12:57 PM CST reply actions  


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