Worst. Cribs. Ever.

by gallagher on Dec 23, 2008 3:10 AM CST

TJ Oshie fires up his own version of MTV's 'Cribs' for his teammates back in North Dakota. Couple tips for you before you dive in to this 9-plus minute journey of 'umm' and way-inside UND references:

-Watch for Berglund flat-out laying the fuck out in the background of about 25% of the shots.

-Holy shit, who knew that the editors at MTV were so good. Nine minutes of this and like seven minutes of it is filler/garbage.

-Dude, 'Jack In The Box' rules.

-Oasis peaked at 'Wonderwall' but I'm still witcha. Who knew you liked to cry when you are alone?

-Seriously, stop saying, 'umm'.

-Teej: You should probably stop putting shit on YouTube. We're like 45 minutes away from figuring out where you live now. The TechnoViking is gonna be pissed when you open the door for all of us at 2 a.m. when we show with a case of beezos, 20 Jack burgers and chilli cheese fries and three 'Bermuda Cup' references. definitely keep putting shit up on YouTube.

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Small TV for ones making a shit-load of money in their first year.

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Dec 23, 2008 3:28 AM CST reply actions

At least they took the beer out of the fridge before “filming”.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Dec 23, 2008 6:47 AM CST reply actions

Like these two (berglund and oshie) don’t fuck each other? Seriously? Wow. I bet they fuck constantly.

Oshie’s shoulders are “hunched” to a degree. Looks like he needs to do more rows in his lifting vs. bench.

Thrillin' Booties and Punchin' Faces.

by Answer Man on Dec 23, 2008 8:06 AM CST reply actions

Is that the version of ABBA version of rock band?

by JGB on Dec 23, 2008 8:35 AM CST reply actions

God it’s too early!!!

I meant to say: Is that the ABBA version of Rock Band?

by JGB on Dec 23, 2008 8:36 AM CST reply actions

Um I want to say um that I’m a little um disappointed that Patrik Berglund didn’t have um more speaking lines. Here’s what he could have said:

"These are nice furnitures, but we have no IKEA here. I feel lost."
"This is my room, where magic happens. Here is where fine St. Louis girls learn to blow the jobs."
"If I hear Wonderwall one more time, I will punch him in face."

I’m disturbed by one thing. On Teeej’s dresser, next to the silver plate and his first goal, there was a blond wig on a stand. Seriously, what the fuck was that?

by Brad Lee on Dec 23, 2008 8:42 AM CST reply actions

He’s cleaning it for McKee

Thrillin' Booties and Punchin' Faces.

by Answer Man on Dec 23, 2008 9:25 AM CST up reply actions

is bergie just stoned out of his mind at this point… or did oshie just keep him up all night singing fucking wonderwall

Ryan Jennings, Fucking Detroit's mother since 1989

by RFJCC on Dec 23, 2008 11:24 AM CST reply actions

Oshie can still help the Blues win. He can show the other team that video before a game and bore them into a stupor.

Any guesses what Iceberg was doing with his hands the whole time in the background.
My guesses are A) texting, B) playing a video game, C) making obscene gestures, or D) handing the jobs.

by Pagan on Dec 23, 2008 1:40 PM CST reply actions