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Merry Christmas From GT

In what is fast becoming our favorite way to celebrate non-hockey holidays, here is your ridiculous rap to celebrate Christmas. Good luck getting 'soup tureen, soup soup tureen' out of your heads.

Merry Christmas, all.


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I can oblige with going to drink a beer . . .

but y’all can go fuck yourselves if you think I’m ordering a soup tureen online.

Merry Goddamned Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Dec 24, 2008 11:46 PM CST reply actions  

I just love the fucking random shoe in the foreground. Dickbag, you’re shooting this thing, move your foot!

SWYD

by gallagher on Dec 25, 2008 2:09 AM CST reply actions  

ooooh bake it bake it's sister

’tis the freakin season.

“i walked into a marshalls, and what did i see?….”

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Dec 25, 2008 5:02 AM CST reply actions  

stuff like this...

makes me rethink my position on abortion

by Doc Whiskey on Dec 25, 2008 7:13 AM CST reply actions  

Three thieving Mexicans?

That’s just wrong. She hopes the tureen cracked the first time they used it. Let me guess. She’s thinking they’ll be putting guacamole or salsa or gazpacho or some other stereotypical Mexican dish in it. Why can’t Mexicans have every bit of a right to shop at TJ Maxx that trailer home people enjoy? I ask you that, woman.

Also, I love that she needs two chairs for her fat ass (although she’s only using a little bit of one of them, I’m sure the extra two legs under her ass help).

by Pagan on Dec 25, 2008 9:43 AM CST reply actions  

wow, and i thought the thanksgiving rap couldnt be beaten…

Ryan Jennings, Fucking Detroit's mother since 1989

by RFJCC on Dec 25, 2008 9:53 AM CST reply actions  

who in their right mind would write that rap?
who in their right mind would film this?
who in their right mind would dress up like that?
who in their right mind would post this on youtube.com?
who in their right mind would POST THIS ON A BLOG?

by Dooks on Dec 25, 2008 12:19 PM CST reply actions  

Good Question, Dooks.

Another question: Doesn’t she look just like Poochie, the short-lived dog from Itchy & Scratchy?

SWYD

by gallagher on Dec 25, 2008 3:07 PM CST reply actions  

Poochie?!!! Bahwhahahahahahahahah..worst character ever…

Thrillin' Booties and Punchin' Faces.

by Answer Man on Dec 25, 2008 10:20 PM CST reply actions  

Poochie?

Are we talking about the dog or her stomach which has clearly eaten her vagina?

by Doc Whiskey on Dec 26, 2008 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

-Close Second Place here

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Dec 26, 2008 5:21 AM CST reply actions  


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