Merry Christmas From GT
In what is fast becoming our favorite way to celebrate non-hockey holidays, here is your ridiculous rap to celebrate Christmas. Good luck getting 'soup tureen, soup soup tureen' out of your heads.
Merry Christmas, all.
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I can oblige with going to drink a beer . . .
but y’all can go fuck yourselves if you think I’m ordering a soup tureen online.
Merry Goddamned Christmas, ladies and gentlemen.
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield
ooooh bake it bake it's sister
’tis the freakin season.
“i walked into a marshalls, and what did i see?….”
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
stuff like this...
makes me rethink my position on abortion
Three thieving Mexicans?
That’s just wrong. She hopes the tureen cracked the first time they used it. Let me guess. She’s thinking they’ll be putting guacamole or salsa or gazpacho or some other stereotypical Mexican dish in it. Why can’t Mexicans have every bit of a right to shop at TJ Maxx that trailer home people enjoy? I ask you that, woman.
Also, I love that she needs two chairs for her fat ass (although she’s only using a little bit of one of them, I’m sure the extra two legs under her ass help).
Good Question, Dooks.
Another question: Doesn’t she look just like Poochie, the short-lived dog from Itchy & Scratchy?
SWYD
Poochie?
Are we talking about the dog or her stomach which has clearly eaten her vagina?
by Doc Whiskey on Dec 26, 2008 10:31 AM CST up reply actions
-Close Second Place here
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

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