Blues At Hockey Gone Wild Third Period

By Brad Lee
Wild winning 1-0. Woooooooooooh! It's such a hot game. Naughty even. You'll never believe what the Blues players will do in the third period. Some are young enought to still be in college!!!
By the way, I love when a commenter censors himself and the other commenters respond with, "Fuck, shit, damn" just to make sure it's not some catastrophic thing that we've done with the blog. No, we're not going to do that, even when we're on SB Nation. Whenever that is...
Is anyone watching a live stream of the game and want to share in the comments? You know, just in case?
18:50 Ok, quick vote. Has this been an interesting game or a somewhat boring game?
18:15 Mason robs Owen Nolan. That's Nolan Jr, right? That can't be the old dude who played for the Sharks. I think he's dead.
Oh crap, it is him. He's gotta be about 50 by now, right?
And somebody said Minnesota's forwards aren't talented.
18:02 Blues penalty. Polak held a stick.
17:07 Brunette scores on the rebound for the Wilds. 2-0. Don't beat Rob STP up too much.
And for a team in supposedly the American capitol of hockey, there are a lot of foreign and French-sounding names on the team.
14:50 Stastny in the box. And Zidlicky scored. 3-0 Minnesota.
Remember when I said the Blues were standing around too much? Yeah a little of that before the penalty and then the Wild suddenly find offense with the man advantage.
djm448
…..cant wait to see the multiple "GET MASON OUT OF THERE!" and the "WTF?! WHY DIDNT WE PLAY MANNY??" threads on the Blues message boards….
Yeah, and that's why we don't have a message board anymore. Well that and the fact that Dooks was the only guy who used it for six months. I think Sean even renamed it Dooky's World for awhile.
14:00 Refs attempt to even the penalties up. Blues 0-2 so far. When was the last time we saw Tkachuk? Nevermind, he's out now.
12:54 Quality shorthanded chance for Minnesota. Um, yeah.
12:06 Blues take another penalty. So much for evening out.
No matter the outcome, the Blues just look like it's a struggle to do anything with the puck with this lineup. You look at the line combinations and it's almost humorous to see what Murray has to work with. I'm SHOCKED the Blues have played as well as they have without McDonald, Oshie and Kariya.
8:31 Well I hate to not finish this thing, but I need to get the daughter in bed. Wild still lead 3-0. Things look bleak, but the comments have been tremendous. Even random trivia contests giving away things that don't exist. Love it.
Thanks for hanging. We'll have the December desktop wallpaper up tonight.
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So do we have a Fuck WordPress and Fuck Detroit hand-in-hand?
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 8:41 PM CST reply actions
Why don’t these girls go to my school? All the ladies here are ****. (Derogatory remark blocked)
by sharpelbows on Dec 3, 2008 8:42 PM CST reply actions
Thanks for the heads up on the shoot out djm. Enjoyed it.
by sharpelbows on Dec 3, 2008 8:42 PM CST reply actions
hah
the minnesota girls gone wild. almost as funny as the nashville sexual predators.
by Adam on Dec 3, 2008 8:43 PM CST reply actions
Anyone notice how shortly after the Girls Gone Wild guy went to jail, our economy went totally ass-up?
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 8:44 PM CST reply actions
how the hell was a “derogatory remark” blocked on here?
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 8:44 PM CST reply actions
the pat trick…I think FSN blocked my cell phone from texting in cause every message was just “Pat Parris sucks” and now I get an undeliverable message any time I try this season.
by Dave S on Dec 3, 2008 8:45 PM CST reply actions
Just testing to be sure. MOTHERFUCKER! ASSHOLE! COCKSUCKER!
Yeah, he edited himself.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 8:46 PM CST reply actions
Because I am being sensible to the Midwesterners here. Fine. JAPS (Jewish American Princesses). And they can all go to hell!
by sharpelbows on Dec 3, 2008 8:46 PM CST reply actions
What! We’re down 1-0? Murray forgot to give the guys their Enzyne pills today?
Ahh, fuck this (and Detroit, too), back to bed.
by Marcus Pettersson on Dec 3, 2008 8:47 PM CST reply actions
Tim and Childhood Trauma, I agree with both of you there. The Wild hired Lemaire as a brand new expansion team. You aren’t going to get a lot of talent in an expansion draft. They brought him in and the Wild have made it to 3 post-seasons so far compared to the Blue Jackets 0. He was a good pick for coach to start, and his time is almost done.
MN fans support it because there is no way in hell that anyone is going to take NHL hockey away from us again, and the management has managed to post a winning record.
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 8:47 PM CST reply actions
And Fuck Detroit. Just to make sure I go to hell for many many reasons.
by sharpelbows on Dec 3, 2008 8:47 PM CST reply actions
“I fornicate (sp?) and play hockey because those are the two funnest things to do in cold weather. When I can’t play anymore, I’ll probably just end up a drunk like my old man.”
-Skank Marden
I would move to Mystery, Alaska!
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 8:48 PM CST reply actions
wow, even the celing zamboni guy looked bored. think he is the “cotton-eyed joe” guy for the wild?
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 8:49 PM CST reply actions
Also, is the influx of opposing fans due to the recent “sellout” of the site? Cause if so, I have to say, I like it. Good to have the enemy so close.
by sharpelbows on Dec 3, 2008 8:50 PM CST reply actions
Brad . . . just because I’m not paranoid doesn’t mean the fuckers aren’t out to get me, dude.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 8:50 PM CST reply actions
Hey, Marcus. Went through some of your comedy stuff the other day, awesome! The caveman thing was sooo bad ass! I was a reader (not poster) of the site then, but must’ve missed it.
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 8:51 PM CST reply actions
Mystery, Alaska is probably the next-most quotable movie, after SlapShot, for hockey stuff
by Tim on Dec 3, 2008 8:51 PM CST reply actions
Easy, I’m here because my own boards don’t like it when I say that the Wild should have been penalized for…whatever. They don’t like people who criticize the Wild.
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 8:51 PM CST reply actions
So true, Tim.
“I have a pony! He takes big shits!”
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 8:53 PM CST reply actions
I think Mason needs the competition from the other goalie whereas Manny has struggled.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! again!
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 8:55 PM CST reply actions
…..cant wait to see the multiple “GET MASON OUT OF THERE!” and the “WTF?! WHY DIDNT WE PLAY MANNY??” threads on the Blues message boards….
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 8:55 PM CST reply actions
Clusterfuck had a breakaway? (nevermind he missed)
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 8:56 PM CST reply actions
nice i was waiting for brewer to fuck up to him out nice fucking pass you tard
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 8:56 PM CST reply actions
just curious, i did some looking online. In perhaps a rare occurrence, Walt is NOT the oldest man on the ice…. Owen Nolan is 6 weeks older than KT. Also Owen Nolan was born in Belfast, Northern Ireland.
oh, and fuckbeans for the goal.
by Tim on Dec 3, 2008 8:56 PM CST reply actions
Stastney goes to the boxfor having Motorhead facial hair
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 8:57 PM CST reply actions
Belfast? Really?
Why have I hated that fucker all these years then?!
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 8:58 PM CST reply actions
young Yan needs to learn that’s what a face wash is for
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 8:58 PM CST reply actions
fucking stupid mother fucking fuck sticks nice fucking retarded penaltty to take when you’’re down 2-0 on the road.. come on try fucking scoring a fucking goal
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 8:59 PM CST reply actions
hmmmm …. Mason was really screened there … i don’t see why that wasn’t stopped.
by Tim on Dec 3, 2008 8:59 PM CST reply actions
ooops … that was supposed to read “wasn’t really screened”
by Tim on Dec 3, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply actions
then again the wild did give up six goals their last game
that fucked my fantasy stats up a bit
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply actions
FYI, Wild assistant coach Mike Ramsey told the Wild to put it high on Mason.
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 9:00 PM CST reply actions
tim that was a rocket. that is what it’s like having a defensman that can shoot the puck.. remember the AL
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:01 PM CST reply actions
*RANDOM TRIVIA TIME!!!*
In 1933, 62% of American homes owned one of these household appliances. Today 99% of all homes have at least one of them. What are they?
Answer to come at the 10:00 mark
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 9:01 PM CST reply actions
Mine too Chris D. Backstrom started with a 9.00 GAA. Fucked me right over.
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 9:01 PM CST reply actions
Chris, I’m sure coach Goblin has probably mentioned that goal-scoring suggestion too. they tend to do that from time to time….
by Tim on Dec 3, 2008 9:01 PM CST reply actions
yep, myself and SIU Law were the only ones who frequented it
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:02 PM CST reply actions
Trivia guess: TV?
Good God this game went downhill fast
by Poor College Student on Dec 3, 2008 9:02 PM CST reply actions
Man, the first game I’ve gotten to see in a fucking week, and the Blues are playing like a damn Junior team.
by Dan on Dec 3, 2008 9:02 PM CST reply actions
The answer is probably . . . a washing machine.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:03 PM CST reply actions
@ Tim i know man. just pissed. i miss when we could score a bunch of goals. i miss winning almost every night. i miss it so badly.
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:04 PM CST reply actions
trivia answer: stove? (mainly cos no one has said it yet)
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:04 PM CST reply actions
I’m sticking wth fridge, too early for TV, wasnt it, PCS?
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:04 PM CST reply actions
Somehow, Detroit is to blame for this stupid fuck of a game.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:05 PM CST reply actions
We did have 3 scoring lines & right now it’s like 1 1/2. Sucks so much.
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:06 PM CST reply actions
*RANDOM TRIVIA ANSWER*
In 1933, 62% of American homes owned one of these household appliances. Today 99% of all homes have at least one of them. What are they?
ANSWER: A Radio.
Congrats to Chris D. You win Cam Janssen’s game-worn jersey from tonights game.
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 9:06 PM CST reply actions
Let me just say this: I miss when the Blues scored a lot of goals too. The Blues were my team when MN didn’t have a team. The Blues are my second team. I have two Jerseys in my closet: Wild and Blues.
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 9:06 PM CST reply actions
nice rob. you’ve got to be loving the minny connection on our team.
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:07 PM CST reply actions
Ah, good point, I didn’t even think about that (All that tuition money for nothing, I guess)…
new guess: Bank accounts
by Poor College Student on Dec 3, 2008 9:07 PM CST reply actions
i should have played lundquist or danny s. tonight instead of mason. at least i played auld.
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:08 PM CST reply actions
I keep thinking to myself, “Why the fuck do we have our 4th line out there again?”
..then I realize how many injuries we have, and that its actually like, the 2nd line out there.
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 9:09 PM CST reply actions
So how quickly do you think the Note can get back to St. Louis from Minny/St. Paul?
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:09 PM CST reply actions
haha bitches…wait that’s not winning shit…well i guess i won’t need toilet paper for a while. there’s not much sweat in it maybe i’ll just have it made into an oshie jersey
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:09 PM CST reply actions
I do. And honestly, I need a fucking move, and I’m considering St. Louis because I need a city with an NHL hockey team. Why not move to where my second favorite team is?
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 9:10 PM CST reply actions
You know it’s a light hitting night whenever Perron has your big hit of the game.
by Dan on Dec 3, 2008 9:10 PM CST reply actions
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:10 PM CST reply actions
SHUT UP, Kelly! Down 3-0 means we’re gettiing our asses kicked!
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:11 PM CST reply actions
And live blog becomes open thread.
AND MASS FUCKING CHAOS ENSUES!!!!!
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:11 PM CST reply actions
i don’t know dan the kid keeps getting stronger and stronger.
ha so it looks like in 8 gaes the toronto duo has made a point and in five lee has three. hmmm…
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:12 PM CST reply actions
man they are making shitloads of Drinkability commercials
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:12 PM CST reply actions
Still sucks that we traded Dutchie away though. Hell, even my MOM liked him.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:13 PM CST reply actions
yeah rob. crosby and malkin have been hot and in the prior five games king henry was pulled twice. so far i don’t have a shutout but i have the best gaa in the league.
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:13 PM CST reply actions
note to Bud light: release one commercial at a time, not 3 at once
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:13 PM CST reply actions
yeah, as far as movie-based jerseys I desperately want – John (?) Beebe and Reggie Dunlop are tied for number one.
Okay blues, I’m ready for a Wednesday niht miracle now…
by TheDuke32 on Dec 3, 2008 9:13 PM CST reply actions
Ya know Chris, Ive owned every Blues jersey since the early 90’s one & Lee was the first name I’ve ever put on one.
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:14 PM CST reply actions
Ah fuck it…..
*RANDOM TRIVIA*
Question: The first brand-name product ever to be featured on a cover of Time Magazine was displayed on May 15, 1950 (not as an advertisement). What consumable product, which sold for about 5¢ per unit, was it?
Answer to come the next time Bernie says either “CLEARLY” or “NO IDEA”
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 9:14 PM CST reply actions
Alright, my goaltending situation is different than yours. I see where you’re coming from.
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 9:15 PM CST reply actions
first time i sat him. thought there was a chance the rangers would start stephan tonight…i was hoping anyway. heck i sat danny s. as well. feared the game might open up. figured the way mason’s been playing and he still has played good tonight i’d take my chances. auld is awesome at home so i went with him for sure.
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:15 PM CST reply actions
That was a trivia answer, not Colaiacovo’s new nickname.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:16 PM CST reply actions
Hey guys, I just stopped by to say that this might be the most boring game I have ever watched.
by Manbones on Dec 3, 2008 9:17 PM CST reply actions
The Mystery Jerseys in the Ranger game were awesome!
I’d go with Skank or
“I’m a premature ejaculator. I didn’t mean to, Birdie. It’s your sister’s breasts, they’re so perky…”
-Stevie Weekes
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:17 PM CST reply actions
Rangers don’t have Stephan. Dallas does. I have Turco. and Auld. and Harding.
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:17 PM CST reply actions
we can start two netminders. 162 games max for the season. I keep a bunch in case of injuries and to keep others from upgrading their netminders. the injuries to mcdonald and kariya have been killing me. so i have to play zetterberg, sharp and versteeg on my leftwing and spezza at center with whatever scrap player i can grab who might be hot.
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:17 PM CST reply actions
no dooks hehe stephan villequette i can;t spell his last name so i used his first lol
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:18 PM CST reply actions
I’d like to bitch some more about the defensive shut-down style by the wild, but honestly, they have the 2nd best powerplay in the league for a reason. Our boys just didn’t stay out of the box.
by Adam on Dec 3, 2008 9:19 PM CST reply actions
I must be the only guy in here NOT participating in fantasy hockey. I played it once and dominated, then retired on top. Can’t remember which season that was, though.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:19 PM CST reply actions
@ manbones reminds me of the clutch and grab days BORING except we won back then….
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:19 PM CST reply actions
ah. just use Stevie V., add the I so one won’t think you’re talking about Vai
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:20 PM CST reply actions
i flipped over to the ducks/black-cocks game, so incase bernie said it…..
*RANDOM TRIVIA ANSWER*
Question: The first brand-name product ever to be featured on a cover of Time Magazine was displayed on May 15, 1950 (not as an advertisement). What consumable product, which sold for about 5¢ per unit, was it?
Answer: Coca-Cola (not to be confused with Blues player #28)
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 9:20 PM CST reply actions
Empty net with three to go. I agree . . . why the hell not?
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions
and it wouldn’t be a blues loss without empty net antics
by Adam on Dec 3, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions
I dont play fantasy either, DK. Well, ocasional ‘09 & my friends & I throw sticks on Saturdays, but those don’t count do they?
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions
adam that’s damn right. plus backstrom stood on his head all night. jezzus fucking christ that dude is awesome. must be horrible to have two great goaltenders ona team. i still say we should make a move for what the fuck’s his name shitty ass brain fart harding
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions
I win a game-used T.J. Oshie jersey from tonight’s game.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:21 PM CST reply actions
I have to confess, I’d prolly buy a Basil McRae North Stars jersey if the opportunity fell into my lap.
by Tim on Dec 3, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions
NB: Dude, if you say it counts, then count it. Nothing wrong with throwing sticks and wreaking havoc.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions
Ouch on Harding Dooks. I expected him to play a lot more games than this. He’s is a solid netminder. If the Wild aren’t going to use him they should trade him. Only if they can’t resign Backstrom though.
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions
Lemaire basically said “you get the puck, just toss it at that empty goal”
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions
djm it had cocaine in it back then didn’t it? some sort of slogan about a pick me up or a lift or something…
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:22 PM CST reply actions
rob how do you not give backstrom whatever he wants? i mean really lemaire basically is playing for a goal lead every night and why not…
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:23 PM CST reply actions
Chris … you could always remove the name off of the Janssen jersey and tell people the 55 is for Sister Christian Backman ….
by Tim on Dec 3, 2008 9:23 PM CST reply actions
I know Harding isn’t gonna play much, but when he does he’s great
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:24 PM CST reply actions
I’m out indefinately pending an upcoming doc appt. so now it’s just occasional ’09, but I get ya, DK.
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:24 PM CST reply actions
that’s apnelaty shot. they can rule a goal but that was too far out to call a fucking goal
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:24 PM CST reply actions
the classic “GOAL WITHOUT PUTTING A PUCK IN THE NET”
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 9:24 PM CST reply actions
he hit the puck first wtf???? i’d decline the goal in that situation
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:24 PM CST reply actions
hahahahahahaha……………. im sorry, but hearing that horn and goal-song just randomly sound was hilarious
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 9:25 PM CST reply actions
Hey, Mittens scores a goal! Top scorer! Honestly, he’d be a checker on any other team.
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 9:25 PM CST reply actions
Damn I haven’t played stick-and-puck for so long that I’ve probably forgotten how to skate.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:25 PM CST reply actions
later guys have a good night at least it was fun talking shit about avery his bitches, radioes, and other shit
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:26 PM CST reply actions
anybody who wants to play on saturday my buddy has ice at 9:45 pm out at cahokia
it’s fun
by Chris D. on Dec 3, 2008 9:26 PM CST reply actions
And the game ends. And since this game sucked ass, my participation ends as well.
Have a good evening all.
by Donut King on Dec 3, 2008 9:26 PM CST reply actions
Well that sucked, but atleast I now have a nice buzz.
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:26 PM CST reply actions
yeah good chat…. def better than the game, even if it was us who won 4-0. that game was plain.
by djm448 on Dec 3, 2008 9:27 PM CST reply actions
That entire officiating crew seemed to be new to the game of hockey.
Granted, the Blues were largely crap tonight…but the refs somehow managed to be worse.
by Rich Horton on Dec 3, 2008 9:27 PM CST reply actions
and ….. another one for the history books. Good night, all. have a day.
by Tim on Dec 3, 2008 9:28 PM CST reply actions
a very undeserved loss for Mason. if we had more than one scoring line we could’ve given him some goal support. we have one scoring line, two 3rd lines and a 4th line
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:29 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, but that could’ve been said for Manny a couple times too, Dooks.
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:31 PM CST reply actions
glad Oshie is coming back just in time for a feisty Calgary squad
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:38 PM CST reply actions
they keep showing that damn lucky stick save Backstrom made back in the first period. game would’ve been 1-1 at that point. the game could’ve ended way differently
by Dooks on Dec 3, 2008 9:42 PM CST reply actions
I’ll be here watching the cal game, but I’m finally going to the ’yotes game this weekend, feels like its been 4ever! I think it was the ana game the General won in OT.
by Nancy's Boy on Dec 3, 2008 9:49 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, it was a lucky save, but it doesn’t mean the outcome would have been different.
by Rob STP on Dec 3, 2008 9:54 PM CST reply actions
hey hey rob i had to go play some hockey so i didn;t catch that comment. of course it would have. it’s physics man; something observed is changed merely from the phenomena being observed…uh uh hellz yeah.
Tkae Janssen’s name off and say it’s for sister Christian jeezus i thought the prize couldn’t get any worse…thank god it doesn’t exist other than i could pretend to be some middle eastern burning the american flag only it’s be a Janssen jersey but it wouldn’t have the same meaning and yet i can’t hurt the Note…damn you god why do you mock me doh! sorry i missed some of those wicked comments earlier, i kept watching the game wondering if they were simultaneously playing hockey and god damn another fucking brain fart…oh yeah curling. i swear i say some of the players on the ice playing curling while the game was being ‘played’.
by Chris D. on Dec 4, 2008 1:31 AM CST reply actions

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