Top 11 Ways The Blues Are Thanking Their Season Ticket Holders This Year 11. Great half-price...

Top 11 Ways The Blues Are Thanking Their Season Ticket Holders This Year

11. Great half-price ticket deals for everyone who’s not a season ticket holder.

10. 2009 pricepoints; 2005 roster.

9. Closing half the concession stands upstairs so we can get more in-game exercise.

8. Not re-investing the ticket price increase into hiring more ushers.

7. Scheduling tons of back-to-back games so you can either write off your whole weekend or give away half of your tickets.

6. Remember the cool season ticket holder book with the cool picture tickets that was worth keeping as a souvenir last year? Yeah, not doing that anymore.

5. Didn’t exactly do ‘Whatever It Takes’ last year, might as well keep the motto and see if we can do ‘Sort Of What It Takes’ this year.

4. Have a sweet souvenir puck grab bag for just $25, but include pucks from AHLers.

3. Get everyone to really like your young shooter. Get everyone to buy his jersey. Come out with a new jersey for them to get customized with his name. Trade young shooter.

2. This year’s Christmas gift? A swift kick in the nuts.

1. When you’re selected as Season Ticket Holder of the game, under the heading of Fan Since, they put the word Fan in quotation marks.

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What people don't realize at first....

….is that this list is straight off the official press-release from the Blues. It’s all true!

"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown

by -DJ- on Dec 30, 2008 7:21 AM CST reply actions

Wow

Am I really missing out on a swift kick in the nuts. Where do I sign up?

by Pagan on Dec 30, 2008 9:08 AM CST reply actions

Dam, how many times did you say yep after each point? Hey just one long sleeve T-Shirt per account. What if you have like 4 seats. Fuck that “Ok Honey you can have the Shirt.” Ya really BLOWS this year. Thank You, Thank You, Thank You hey get rid of that guy while your at it. But that might make the good points…

Dennis...
"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now." - Clark W Griswold

by BluesRoughing305 on Dec 30, 2008 1:20 PM CST reply actions