You Write The Comedy Monday

by Brad Lee on Dec 8, 2008 11:29 AM CST

Thanks, buddy. I needed that. It's been tough, you know, with that Mason dude playing well and me being in the dog house. Can you do me a favor and just hold me a little longer? Thanks, bro.

By Brad Lee

Blues play at home vs. the Nashville Predators tonight. Thinking it will be an open thread event. We'll have that up later.

For now, tell us what pray tell Emmanuel Legace and Keith Tkachuk might be doing/saying in this photo from Saturday's 4-3 win over the Phoenix Coyotes. Don't be afraid to fill up the comments.

And as we should always say but don't say enough, we thank you for your support.

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“Manny, people are watching. Let go. Seriously, let go. They are staring at us, especially that guy in the red shirt with his hand in his pocket.”

by Brad Lee on Dec 8, 2008 11:36 AM CST reply actions

There, there Manny, its okay they still love you more than Mason

by Doc on Dec 8, 2008 12:08 PM CST reply actions

There’s some intense bromance happening here…

by Adam on Dec 8, 2008 12:57 PM CST reply actions

Tkachuk: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.

by Tim on Dec 8, 2008 1:04 PM CST reply actions

Walt: “Points don’t rub off on goaltenders. Knock that shit off.”

Emmanuel: “BUT I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A FORWARD!!!!! IT’S NOT FAIR, WALT!”

by Donut King on Dec 8, 2008 1:25 PM CST reply actions

(Best Chris Farley): Hey, Walt. You remember that one time I was an All-Star? That was awesome.

by Poor College Student on Dec 8, 2008 1:37 PM CST reply actions

Walt: Manny, he was just kidding. Of course Santa Claus is real.

Manny: ::sniffle:: Promise?

Walt: Yes, I promise. Now let go of me or Santa won’t bring you that pony you’ve been asking for!

Manny: See, Perron! I told you he was real! Big Walt says so!

by Jessica on Dec 8, 2008 1:51 PM CST reply actions

Manny: "Ahhhhh, nobody else gives man hugs like you Walt. So grey and strong, yet soft and pillowy. Well, Perron is a pretty good hugger… Berglund too — it’s in their genes or something I guess. Backes kinda gets it… and McKee.. yeah he’s good too. JD touched my arm once… that was nice… "

Walt, thinking: “is that his glove hand on my butt, or his blocker hand?”

Guy behind glass with hand in pants: “Yeah, that is a nice hug.”

by Mr. Particle on Dec 8, 2008 2:26 PM CST reply actions

Guy in red orange shirt: Usually I have to put money in the booth to watch this. mmm.

by IrishBlue on Dec 8, 2008 2:27 PM CST reply actions

Guy in hat: For the love of God, stop hugging. I can’t watch this.

Woman: Eh… since Tkachuk laid off the donuts, he’s not half bad. I’d hit it.

Walt: Manny, I think they’re talking about us.

Manny: Shhhh… you’re ruining the moment.

by Jessica on Dec 8, 2008 2:59 PM CST reply actions

Manny: "Walt, what is the secret to success? I’m in a contract year, and I really need to prove to the guys that I am a legitimate starter in today’s NHL.

Walt: “The secret is this…” farts loudly

Manny: “Hehe, you silly devil.”

Walt: “Yeah, I’m a silly son of a bitch with 1,000 points in my jockstrap.”

Manny: “Can I touch it?”

Walt: “No.”

Manny: “Damn. So much for success…”

by HuntsvilleBlues on Dec 8, 2008 3:11 PM CST reply actions

It’s okay, Manny, it’s okay. You didn’t hear Coach correctly… he didn’t say to kill you, he said to kill SPIDER-Man.

by Fishee on Dec 8, 2008 3:12 PM CST reply actions

Tkachuk is getting two minutes for “high stickinng” if you hear what I’m saying.

by Guinea Pig on Dec 8, 2008 3:35 PM CST reply actions

“Lower, Keith, lower.”

by gallagher on Dec 8, 2008 3:54 PM CST reply actions

“Walt, don’t look now but there’s some weirdo in the front row looking at your ass and playing pocket pool.”

by LeNoceur on Dec 8, 2008 4:17 PM CST reply actions

“It’s OK Manny. Don’t be scared. You don’t have to worry about Ensign Red-Shirt over there. He’s just searching for a life-form in his own special way – without a tri-corder. He will have screamed and disappeared by the end of the period.”

by Gene on Dec 8, 2008 4:28 PM CST reply actions

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no words here…Just emotions.

Whispers to Legace, “Pssst, taste the rainbow.”

by Answer Man on Dec 8, 2008 4:37 PM CST reply actions

Chick with the low-cut top: So that’s why they didn’t want a lap dance.

Mr. Pocket Pool: Damn! I need deeper pockets.

Manny: I didn’t mean what I said about the team.

Walt: I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart.

by Pagan on Dec 8, 2008 6:25 PM CST reply actions

I don’t want to wait
For our lives to be over
I want to know right now
What will it be
I don’t want to wait
For our lives to be over
Will it be yes or will it be
Sorry

(Is a Dawson’s Creek reference still funny?)

by KB on Dec 8, 2008 6:37 PM CST reply actions