You Write The Comedy Monday

by Brad Lee on Feb 18, 2008 12:55 PM CST

By Brad Lee

The Web site is back humming along delivering all sorts of hockey goodness, the Blues are pretty much back in the playoff hunt whether they deserve to be or not and we've got more pictures to caption!

In case you didn't know, the Blues kicked some Blue Jacket ass up and down the ice last night in a 5-1 thrashing. At some point in the game, it seems Lee Stempniak nearly killed a player on the opposition. Valued commenters, please give us a hilarious and pithy caption for this photo.

I'm sorry, was that your face?

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"Sorry, dude… Walker only knows one way to celebrate, and he’s been savin’ up for about 5 years. "

by Tim on Feb 18, 2008 1:20 PM CST reply actions

“This ‘Taking Out The Trash’ moment is brought to you by Waste Management Incorporated. WMI…leading the way in cleaning up your trash…”

“And now, get ready for the Ameren U.E. Powwwwerrrr Play!”

by TheDuke32 on Feb 18, 2008 1:22 PM CST reply actions

From the kid in front:
“Dude, you left snot all over the glass. Can you clean that off?”

by Brad Lee on Feb 18, 2008 2:07 PM CST reply actions

Brassard: “Hey, if you put your ear to the boards you can hear that Cotton Eye Joe song!”

Stempniak: “Oooh, let me hear! Lucky we have our fancy dancin’ skates on!”

by Mr. Particle on Feb 18, 2008 2:15 PM CST reply actions

Obviously unimpressed guy to the right: “Bah, I’ve seen worse.”

by Marcus Pettersson on Feb 18, 2008 2:19 PM CST reply actions

That kid is a spitting image of the one in Seinfeld — the one in the hospital that wants Paul O’Neill to crack two homeruns in exchange for giving Kramer back the birthday card signed by all the Yankees. If you don’t remember, Paul hits an inside-the-parker for his second, only to have it officially scored as a triple with an error.

…He may also look like Spanky from The Little Rascals…

by TheDuke32 on Feb 18, 2008 2:56 PM CST reply actions

braasard: OOOHH, little blonde-haired boys make me weak in the knees!

by StLooFrenchy on Feb 18, 2008 3:09 PM CST reply actions

…And the Schnozzberries taste like Schnozzberries!!

by slapshot303 on Feb 18, 2008 3:19 PM CST reply actions

Should have been you, Fedorov.

by Brad Lee on Feb 18, 2008 4:04 PM CST reply actions

Mr. Particle says “Brassard: "Hey, if you put your ear to the boards you can hear that Cotton Eye Joe song!"”

Thats freakin great

by Mingha on Feb 18, 2008 4:07 PM CST reply actions

“good hit, huh? I had to learn how to hit better, seeings how I forgot how to score and all”

by Dooks on Feb 18, 2008 4:10 PM CST reply actions

“See that dasher board? I planed the top of that myself. Look, nice and straight.”
“Wow. Nice work, but did you have to shove my face into it to show me?”
“Yes. I did.”

by Pagan on Feb 18, 2008 4:16 PM CST reply actions

“Daddy, why aren’t the Blue Jackets wearing blue? Or jackets?”

by LeNoceur on Feb 18, 2008 4:32 PM CST reply actions

hey lee, if you get down here and squish your head against the boards like this you can just see the tail end of your scoring tocuh leaving the building

by Childhood Trauma on Feb 18, 2008 4:51 PM CST reply actions