You Write The Comedy… Twice!

by Brad Lee on Feb 20, 2008 9:38 AM CST

By Marcus Pettersson

After last night's sweet victory, why not celebrate by making fun of someone? Cool? Who better to ridicule than The Great One himself, the one they call Wayne Gretzky. And just for the heck of it (and because the pics are soooo incredibly great!) why not throw in two pics today? Twice the fun!

What does Wayne say to the 'Yotes assistant coach Ulf Samuelsson? Why is the team doctor trying to get 99's attention? Does he need help pronouncing Radim Vrbata's name... again?

Psst. I just farted.

This next one's scary. Looks just like my old grandmother used to when she found me with my hand in the ~~toilet~~, ~~kitty litter~~, cookie jar! And, most importantly, who's the girl in the background and how do I get in touch with her?

NO, I DID NOT FART!

Your fun stuff in the comments.

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Phaneuf could not pull off wearing a pink shirt AND pink tie and not look gay like me. Wait, did I say that right?

Hey ref, I….AM Not….GAAAAAY, OK?

by Brad Lee on Feb 20, 2008 9:43 AM CST reply actions

I don’t care what her tongue makes you think of when you come to the bench! Fifteen second shifts are too short! At least wait for the TV timeout to look at her!

by The Goalie Guy on Feb 20, 2008 9:51 AM CST reply actions

pic 1: look at the note we stuck to the back of doan’s helmet and he doesnt even know

pic2: bench minor?!? for saying for a good time call don khorarski?!?!? you gotta be nuts!

by Childhood Trauma on Feb 20, 2008 11:24 AM CST reply actions

pic 1: “I just let one slip. Act all nonchalant if Doc says anything.”

pic 2: “Oh yeah? I’ll call Marty McSorley and he’ll cram this pink tie up your ass!”

by LeNoceur on Feb 20, 2008 1:00 PM CST reply actions

Pic One Title: “Wayne Gretzky’s Office”

Trainer: Did you just fart man? WTF!
Ulf : Fucking American’s
Gretzky : Janet loves when I lean and blow.
Vrbata: I like bunnies.

Pic 2 Title: “Pussywhipped”

Gretzky: Im just yelling right now cause there’s this hot chick behind me and Janet’s got me wearing this gay fucking tie and somehow I gotta look manly. HELP ME THE FUCK OUT FELLAS I’M THE GREAT ONE!

by Mingha on Feb 20, 2008 2:43 PM CST reply actions

Pic 1: Wayne – “What, did somebody step on a duck or something?”

Pic 2: Wayne – “Go ahead, see if you can fit your whole fist in my giant mouth.”

by Chris on Feb 20, 2008 4:24 PM CST reply actions

1. “This is funner than watchin’ NASCAR. (Brrappp) Whoo-ee, you caint get much funnier ’an that.”

2. “See? I’m not hiding coke in my mouth. I hid it up Doan’s ass.”

by Pagan on Feb 20, 2008 5:27 PM CST reply actions

(pic 1) at San Jose where Michalek checks a Phoenix player
Gretzky: “huh huh huh that Mih-Chal-Eck guy hits like a girl”
trainer: “sir, that’s Mee-Hall-Eck”

(pic 2) Gretzky: “if you guys say I’m a dick for leaving St. Louis a free agent one more time, I’ll—”
hot girl thinking hmm, he’s so uptight. I wonder what I can find in Gretzky’s “office”….
Gretzky: “AAHHH! MY ASS!”

by Dooks on Feb 20, 2008 6:49 PM CST reply actions