You Write The Comedy Thursday
By Brad Lee
I'm going to run an excerpt of my cover story for tonight's game later today -- for free even. But for now, get your insults ready for the Phoenix Coyotes who come to town tonight. They lost 1-0 to the Chicago Blackhawks and Patrick Lalime (snicker) Wednesday night. The lone goal of the game bounced in off of Joel Perrault's skate and into the net. He may have been a little upset at this turn of events and took his angst out on Chicago's Adam Burish. Your comedy stylings in the comments if you please.

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Hey! You can break up the fight without passing gas ya jerk!
by Pagan on Feb 28, 2008 11:50 AM CST reply actions
Linesman: “weeee Im a Manwich!”
Pedo in front row: “Wish they were younger”
Yandle: “Sweet ass for a linesman”
by Mingha on Feb 28, 2008 1:54 PM CST reply actions
you look like tony danza and punch like tony randall!!!
by Childhood Trauma on Feb 28, 2008 2:03 PM CST reply actions
I wish I could come up with a line but all is see Perrault with the “talk to the Hand” going or in some major chick bitch slap-down and the ref is about to laugh………..I’ve given ingredients – someone help with the killer line…………….
by Diana on Feb 28, 2008 2:53 PM CST reply actions
ref: snicker I can’t believe you bitch-slapped him with your glove ON!
by Dooks on Feb 28, 2008 6:36 PM CST reply actions
ref: break it up guys, you can arm wrestle later. you need a table for that anyway.
by Dooks on Feb 28, 2008 6:36 PM CST reply actions

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