Blues At Oilers Third Period

By Brad Lee
Most awkward goal celebration. Ever.
Even with skates on, Stempniak is obviously shorter than the cameraman during the interview with Bernie. The guy is diminutive.
19:50 FSN didn't get back in time to drop the puck. I want a refund.
17:40 Cam Jannsseenn sighting. How many shifts has he had, four?
15:40 Legace seems to be more confident/with it than early in the game. Maybe he just needed a stiff cup of coffee.
15:00 In the car we have the XM and had to run an errand. Listened to part of the Edmonton broadcast. It's sponsored by Ford.
Wonder when Tim Hortons will sponsor Blues hockey.
13:40 Blues getting a penalty. Janssen was whining to the refs.
He took an exceptionally dumb penalty last night.
On The Roll Home on 1380 today, they had John Davidson on talking to Bernie and Randy. J.D. said it shouldn't be a surprise No. 55 hasn't played much. He's missed the entire year with injury, didn't get much time in the American League and is on a new team with new coaches and a new system. He said over the summer they're going to work on his skill with the puck. Said he has some raw skill that could be developed.
He had me all the way up until the last point.
Oilers 2-3 on the power play tonight? They're bound to blow this one.
13:00 Gagner shot off the iron. Legace needs new pants.
12:20 Brewer getting physical in front of the net. Needs to calm down just a little. It's not 1997 anymore.
11:10 Matt Walker almost ALMOST walked in and scored. I thought it was going to happen.
9:51 Blues buzzing right now. Kariya looks a little inspired. Optimism is almost brimming.
8:02 Blues going on the power play. We'd love to see Walker's shot on the point right now, but it ain't happening.
If I wanted to jinx the Blues, I'd mention how they are second in the league in allowing a certain type of goal during a certain time period and that two of them happened last night. But I'd hate to do that, so I'll just pretend I never brought it up.
Smid. What a horrible name. I'd change that shit first chance I got.
Sounds like an evil henchman.
7:20 If I'm Edmonton, I'd double team Boyes on the powere play.
6:57 Boyes almost killed Gilbert with a shot. He is on fire right now.
5:46 Smid and Jackman jawing after Smid skated in and almost scored. I'm not a lip reader, but I think Jax may have said, "Go find some deodorant, you stinky Fruit Euro."
3:44 Edmonton should have scored. Puck in the skates. Looked like a Blues pass.
2:00 I like McDonald more playing with a bigger guy like Backes. That's a nice combination. Hope Murray sticks with it.
1:33 Boyes hesitated letting the shot loose, defender closed in and deflected the shot. Damn.
He could still get another one.
:59 Walker with some bad luck on a decent hold-in chance. Oilers have some pressure, Blues clear.
END OF REGULATION 3-3
The White Jamal Mayers had a mad rush from end to end and got a shot off. No rebound help doing that, Mr. WJM. Legace had an awkward save with three seconds left. Sweet.
Keep it here for OT.
Manbones Says:
March 11th, 2008 at 9:20 pm e
I’ve been reading you guys’ comments for a while, but I’ve decided to break the silence. I guess that the Blues have decided to get a point before losing in OT/Shootout.
There's the optimism that GT online has become known for!
4:00 Blues haven't had the puck yet, it seems. Sweet.
Legace just got bowled the fuck over by Hemsky. Head first.
FUCK.
And I totally agree.
That is not cool. Who do you think you are, Patrick Sharp? And of course Jackman is in the area. AGAIN.
Legace standing, bent over. Going down to his knees. Murray is pissed there's no penalty. Quick camera shot of Hannu puking on the bench. Or drinking water.
Jackman was pretty much responsible. AGAIN.
3:30 Shot for Edmonton goes wide. EJ big shot and a miss.
Still worried about Legace.
2:10 Nice to see both rookies getting playing time in OT. That wasn't happening in January.
1:10 McDonald played hot potato with the puck and couldn't get a quicker shot off. Dammit. All four Oilers were in a line from the goal to the blue line.
:42 EJ with a great steal. And then Oilers almost scored. Damn.
4.9 seconds left. Edmonton scores. Damn. Cogliano is a young guy in the NHL with a bunch of game winners right in a row. He's gotta be pulling major tail anywhere he goes in Alberta.
FUCK.
"I don't believe Manny could even react to that," said Federko. I can't react to that either.
"They did get a point tonight, and that's really a breather for them," Federko said. Huh? I don't even know what he's trying to say here. The Blues are relieved they lost in the last five seconds of overtime after battling back the whole contest? They're satisfied with one point? They need it to keep in the playoff race? Put down the Nyquil, Mr. HOFer.
Manbones Says:
March 11th, 2008 at 9:33 pm e
Why couldn’t they just lose in regulaltion. All I’m asking for is a little commitment. If you’re gonna lose, lose in style.
I gotta disagree. That was losing in style. That's worse than losing in the shootout.
"The thing here is, you can't fall behind by three goals," Federko said. "They're fortunate to get a point." I can feel an aneurysm coming on.
Cogliano has an NHL record with three game winners in a row? That's it?
Well, that was a shitty couple of nights in a row. I have said a couple times I wouldn't be disappointed by anymore losses this year, but it's no fun watching this team just shoot itself in the foot every damn game. They can't do much right.
Now they play in San Jose Friday and Anaheim Saturday.
Ugh.
Well that's all she wrote. If I hear another dumb thing from Federko, I might have to break my TV. Thanks for hanging out and talking hockey for at least a few comments tonight.
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they’re like “great goal! you’re the best player on our team!”
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
Reposting here because 3rd period thread started before I finished typing -—
Milo Says:
March 11th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Pagan et al.: Thanks for the clarification.
Brad: I’ve seen it played and eaten ices at Herrinfest & Collinsville’s shindig … Looked like fun, but never have played.
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23573004/
Fuck and I thought we won the cup taking this shit, guess Ill go back to Robatussin
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions
Amazingly, no telestrator hijinks tonight. Did someone take it away from Bernie?
by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
I think I knew “Hallucinogenic Herb” in high school … He always muttered about “the colors, man.”
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions
damn, the Oilers are actually sponsored by Playstation?
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Big Country Matt Walker w/ the game-winner? You heard it here first…
by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
fucky fuck fuck fuck fuck
stupid oilers power play
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
Short handed no less. I’ll call it here.
by Ten Round Tubes on Mar 11, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
I had an ex named Christine that is eerily similar.
knew that damned Gunther song too
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
Dooks, was she Catholic and did she love hockey? All my exs have been Catholic and loved hockey.
by Pagan on Mar 11, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions
she was Christian and loves hockey, though loyal to the Devils and Predators
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
Well, I could see how that wouldn’t work. Ick, preds.
by Pagan on Mar 11, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
yeah, something to do with being born in New Jersey and raised in Nashville. crazy talk
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
and what kind of hockey does she like?
Begged to be asked
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
What the hell is going on in here in the third period of a tied game.
(checks standings)
Nevermind. Continue.
by Brad Lee on Mar 11, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
born in Jersey and raised in nashville?!….. Damn….
just kidding around =p
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
- just a game related note: We should probably start trapping soon
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
if you say you’re 20, I’ll be convinced you’re the same person
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
I remember a Futurama episode based on that movie
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
- Milo Says:
March 11th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Explaining my Christine reference:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085333/
I read that book in 8th grade Milo it is a fantastic piece of work!
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
pfft.. yeah right… im still in fucking highschool hell
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
Stephen King is almost as cool as the blues. Almost.
by Dayton on Mar 11, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
Need to go to the doctor and have my Ladislav Smid removed.
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
born in NJ? raised in Nashville? That had to be one crazy accent…
by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
damn, still in high school and writing papers on concubine diseases?
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
Mingha: Better than me. I merely watched the movie many times.
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
Im just a huge King fan, though i really dont like people to know im literate…ruins the image
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions
they never wanna give you change at the stoplight if you look smart
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
what kinda stupid commercials do you guys have down there?
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
The more I think about ol Billy was right, lets kill all the lawyers and kill em tonite
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
some stupid crap town that no ones EVER heard of
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions
what do you mean “down there”
down there as in 12 hour drive south
sorry i should have worded my question better, the ACT fried my brain.
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
2 minutes left
[Rob Schneider hick voice] YOU CAN DO IT!!
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
Mingha: More Henley references.
On the topic of papers, I did a term paper on Don Henley last semester for my Rock n’ roll class. Also, I’m now working on a 5 pager concerning “diabetic retinopathy.”
On the topic of Detroit, fuck Detroit.
by Poor College Student on Mar 11, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
Mingha: that quote was tongue-in-cheek. He was pointing out that human existence would be worse without lawyers.
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
Thank you, Minga. Should I let you bed my ex-wife now, glorious leader, or is that reserved for Brad?
by Pagan on Mar 11, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
I concur with him however, sometimes you gotta wonder
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
12 hours?!? are you in Iowa? there’s tv’s there?
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
I’ve been reading you guys’ comments for a while, but I’ve decided to break the silence. I guess that the Blues have decided to get a point before losing in OT/Shootout.
by Manbones on Mar 11, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
- Pagan Says:
March 11th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Thank you, Minga. Should I let you bed my ex-wife now, glorious leader, or is that reserved for Brad?
Save it for Brad and send me the video but please have her speak german
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
—————
Pagan Says:
March 11th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
When did I join a cult?
—————
With a name like “Pagan”, it’s kind of expected…
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
dooks: i meant i have to drive 12 hours south to get to st.louis, therefore i am north… in piece of shit MOFO’ing michishit
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
Clarkston - yeah i’m willing to bet no one’s ever heard of it
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions
- Milo Says:
March 11th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Mingha: that quote was tongue-in-cheek. He was pointing out that human existence would be worse without lawyers.
The world would be better without Fleas and Ticks, and Redwings too but the Darwin in me says they gotta be here… so I guess he really did know about what he spoke
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
you guys scared me! i thought the other team scored already! lol
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
Wow I have another youtube mission tomorrow now.
by Dayton on Mar 11, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
Christine, you’re like 10 miles north of Detroit (yes, I just checked a map), yet you hate them? I admire your treachery
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
Stuck between Detroit and Flint. Man, that must suck.
by Pagan on Mar 11, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
dooks: yeah they smell. And Kwame fucking sucks. And detroit screwed manny. there’s every reason to hate detroit.
WASSSUP DAYTON!!!
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions
Brewer must have thought he was in front of his own net the way he was cross-checking motherfuckers.
by Manbones on Mar 11, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Imagine Perron if he ever puts some size on his frame.
by Poor College Student on Mar 11, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
We’re glad to have you around though Christine!
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
They have easy access to Tim Horton’s Donuts and we’re stuck with Krispy Kreme. there’s another reaosn to hate em.
by Pagan on Mar 11, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
Yes! Good play to disarm him of the puck, Brewer! Violence IS the answer.
by Poor College Student on Mar 11, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
pagan: lol… i have a tim hortons by my house. I never been there
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
Brewer just made up for one of his shitty plays with the hit on Hemsky
by Scot C on Mar 11, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
“Fuhr was flying high until Toronto’s Nick Kypreos flattened him in the second game of the playoffs and blew out Fuhr’s right knee. Extensive reconstructive surgery followed, putting Fuhr’s career, not to mention this season, at risk.” (The Sporting News Hockey Yearbook 1996-97, p. 94)
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
For the record, I think that the Johnson-Jackman pairing have looked pretty good for the most part tonight.
by Manbones on Mar 11, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(You know the rest).
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:31 PM CDT reply actions
another reason why i hate detroit:
"HE HE HE LETS BE SO AMAZING!!!! LETS WIN THE PRESIDENTS TROPHY!!!!!’
red wings are HUGE stanley cup favorites
“OH GOD IT’S THE PLAY OFFS! WE BETTER SHIT OURSELVES!”
NO CUP FOR YOU BITCHES
I was tired of getting fucked over by them… FUCK THEM
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
Why couldn’t they just lose in regulaltion. All I’m asking for is a little commitment. If you’re gonna lose, lose in style.
by Manbones on Mar 11, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory yet again.
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Even with the live box I missed it. Was it in OT?
And hello again Christine. Sorry your fries didn’t agree with you at soccer.
by Dayton on Mar 11, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
Whatever it was a good game and good comeback. We looked a lot better tonight (minus the first period of course). Goddam fucking detroit.
by Scot C on Mar 11, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions
Well if your tanking it you gotta make it look “good” every once in awhile
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
Dayton: my live box said the OT was freaken over. then all of a sudden it had more time. then… yeah
WHAT THE MOFO?!!?!?
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
Well Im signing off Good evening to all, I thoroughly enjoyed everyones company tonite. Pagan/Brad good luck with the Mrs. tonite and please everyone bear in mind DETROIT SUCKS
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
Mingha — It’s all your fault. We should have had two points. Thanks, man.
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
And this the last game against EDM this year. Mark your calenders for next season, kids. Bring along the pliers and blowtorches, ’cause we need to get medieval on those sons-of-bitches.
by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions
Can I bring a hammer, a bat, a chainsaw and a Samurai sword?
by Pagan on Mar 11, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions
Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…
Dead!
.. Hemskey … DEAD !!!!!!
by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions
- Milo Says:
March 11th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Mingha — It’s all your fault. We should have had two points. Thanks, man.
I know and go ahead and credit me with global warming, WMD, Israel/Palestine, the democrats campaign, Ralph Fucking Nader and Janet Jacksons boob. I am not however responsible for Justin Timberlake, Detroit Red Wings, the delay in the “new” GnR album or Tom Jones
by Mingha on Mar 11, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
were going to place a bounty on their heads
(slapshot reference)
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
Global Warming is a farce. You are not to blame. Al Gore’s jet is to blame.
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions
Dayton: i’ll bring the butter burger’s, then maybe they’ll get clogged arteries and DIE. Or just an ulcer.
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:44 PM CDT reply actions
having few original thoughts of my own, you can always count on me for the movie reference.
More obscure, but when Brad Boyes scored his 37th goall, my first thought was “In a row?”
by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 10:45 PM CDT reply actions
I don’t care what Jackman did … If anyone has that much contact with my goaltender, they’re going to suffer for it. If for no other reason, then I want there to be a second’s hesitation the next time they crash my net…
by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
I’m guessing Christine and Dayton are the only Michigan residents who actually don’t like the Red Wings?
by Dooks on Mar 11, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions
by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
Dooks: My brother hated the Wings while he was in MI, but then he moved to Flyer territory.
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
In conclusion:
fuck the MEAP. fuck the ACT.
FUUUUUCK DEEEETTTRRRRROOOIITTT
good mofo’ing night.
by Christine on Mar 11, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions
Tim: Thanks. I thought you were referencing the Steven Wright routine where he catches the clerk locking the door at 7-Eleven and says, “I thought you were open 24 hours.” Clerk replies with “In a row??”
by Milo on Mar 11, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
heh … no, although that is a classic line as well.
by Tim on Mar 11, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions
Sweet merciful shit!!! 4.9 seconds to go and dick bag is sitting in front of the net ready to make history. WTF!!! I like Jackman, but how in the fuck do you pass the puck in front of your net with less than 10 seconds left in OT? That my friends is flat out Craptacular!!!
Oh, and before I call it a night I want to look the Red Wings straight in the eye and I want to tell them what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit they are. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?
by Chris on Mar 11, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions
On a positive note, Perron was dominating out there tonight. Wow he can carry the biscuit.
by Chris on Mar 11, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions
Oh and on a side note this is by far the greatest format in which to vent, share excitement, enjoy the good the bad, the ugly and all thats in between, and meet some kick ass people along the way! Cheers to all on the StL Gametime!!
by Mingha on Mar 12, 2008 12:47 AM CDT reply actions
Brad Lee said: “… If I hear another dumb thing from Federko, I might have to break my TV.”
Brad, I have a couple of non-working TVs you can have for this, because it’s going to happen around 9:32 PM Friday.
by Mr. Particle on Mar 12, 2008 8:48 AM CDT reply actions

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