Blues Third Period - Pronger’s old tricks.

Yeah, Pronger's been doing that for a while. Helps him look more human.
PCS- 19:06- BLUES GOAL! The Woywitkanator gets a pinball goal off of Pahlsson. Hot damn.
PCS- 18:00- Great effort by McClement getting back to break it up in front of the net. Not good. Great.
Chia- 17:10- Is everyone else shouting out "Random Polock sighting!" every once and a while?
Chia- 15:52- Neidermeyer puts one past Legace. Right past our defense and under Emanuel's arm. If it makes you feel better, California Scott (roommate of PCS) says, "Anaheim, they suck!"
Cha- 11:26- Blues get a too many men call. Murray is not amused.
Chia- Later- Glass fuck up. (EDIT: to clarify, my beers fine. The glass around the Ice. ) Stand by for hockey.

Behold EJ's Facebook photo.
PCS- 9:13- Damn fine chance for the Blues there. I guess that's why they call it the Blues.
PCS- 8:51- Niedermayer scores again. What the hell!? And right after that great chance on Jiggy. fuck detroit
PCS- 5:08- An icing call followed by another Skeletor sighting. What's the story with the Skeletor following? Anyone?
Chia- 3:00- Ya know? that casual confidence at the end of the 2nd? Starting to fade.
PCS- 2:20- Great offensive sequence not yielding a goal leads to several swear words in the apartment of PCS.
PCS- 1:38- Empty netter for Anaheim. 5-2. Sons a bitches.
Chia- 0.01 Fuck Detroit.
Coming up...the post game show. And beer.
Well, looking ahead, the Blues still have a bullfuckingcrapshit-load of the road trip to go. This could turn ugly, well, uglier than it is already. It was great hangin out with you tonight -Chia
or...two and a half men.
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WOW double pinger off some ducks into the goal.. lets see if this time a break = a win
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions
Boy, it’d be a nice surprise if Woywitka turned into a good NHLer. He’s teetered on the bring of busting for years now.
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions
Woywitka’s gettin done for me I think he should stick around
by Mingha on Mar 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions
I wish Backes would find 10 more goals per year in him
by Mingha on Mar 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions
Niedermeyer the Lesser fired a fucking Mayers on net and the shit goes in.
Bullfuckingcrapfuckshits.
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions
hmm matt went a few years without scoring a goal. maybe he should try going a few periods without letting a goal be scored on him.
thankfully the blues planned for the playoffs— peoria’s so walker gets to play every game
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions
“They’ve done a much better job tonight at getting it to the net”
/ and into it.
by Milo on Mar 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions
gallagher Says: Bullfuckingcrapfuckshits.
Google Sez: Your search – Bullfuckingcrapfuckshits. – did not match any documents.
Sweet, gallagher. You just coined a new phrase just in time for St. Pats.
by Milo on Mar 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions
Yay, me. I give it all up to St Pat and his sweet green beer. St Patrick did invent green beer, right?
Jamal is beating the SHIT out of Giguere’s crest tonight. Dude’s gonna need a new jersey.
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions
McClement short handed tonite = Cialis for Mingha
by Mingha on Mar 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply actions
glass fuck up? is that like a drinking problem?
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions
wow, its called tying up a stick walker, there’s a reason why you should have a permanent seat in the pressbox. lol at trying to kneel down to block a cross crease pass
by matt on Mar 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions
ok fire murray. im tired of the losing. hire. oh… hmmm. rick zombo
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions
now wlaker cant go a period without a goal….against :(
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions
Boy that Facebook photo looks like a bunch of bad suits. Don’t these guys have real money, too?
Stempniak looks like he’s trying out for a local production of “Godfather: The Musical”
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply actions
i’ll take anyone whose name doesn’t start with andy and end with murray
by matt on Mar 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
craig janneys wife? she jknows multiple ways to score.
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions
hmmm a banner. a proud member of th fire andy murray bandwagon since 2 minutes ago.
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions
our luck she will bring janney back..
with nedved in tow
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions
don’t get me wrong i think she can get shanny to come…
just not to st louis
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions
at least keenan was batshit crazy, andy murray is just boring
by matt on Mar 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions
Funny (well, to me at least) Zombo story:
He came out to give my rec league team a little help. We all gather around him and he gives us this spiel along the lines of," OK on the forecheck it’s two men in, all asses and elbows. First man strong on the body, second man supporting on the puck. Third man, shooting position, but ready to cut the braekout up the boards…."
This goes on for another 30 seconds. He goes, “ready for the drill?”
Dead silence.
“OK, let me start over.”
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions
lol zombo, he had some of the best one liners I’ve ever heard
by matt on Mar 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions
What is it doctor? Am I going to make it?
Im sorry son…..its peter zezel
by Mingha on Mar 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions
If Keenan’s coming, is Joe Murphy in game shape?
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions
“Perron came back on him.”
I’m thankful for the word, “back”.
by Milo on Mar 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions
gallagher: Let’s not forget to pay Noonan millions, too.
by Milo on Mar 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
Was that Brewer attempting a decent outlet pass?
by Mingha on Mar 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions
I can’t stop scanning up to the Facebook pic. Who is that bent over trying to stay out of the picture? And what the fuck is up with Wagner’s pants? They remind me of my sweet pair of parachute pants I had in 8th grade.
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions
empty net with 2 minutes left, we might as well shoot it in our own net
by matt on Mar 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions
maan fuck anaheim commentators.. criticizing Legace for his equipment
Like Giguere is any better.
by slagathor. on Mar 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions
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Childhood Trauma Says: March 15th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
g’night irene~
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Closest I could get:
by Milo on Mar 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions
i think if you do that to her, she gives you peter zezel
by Childhood Trauma on Mar 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck. What ever happened to the October and November Blues?
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions
gallagher: lets find Mr. Peabody and his boy, Sherman, to take a ride in their “way-back” machine.
by Milo on Mar 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions
Great…Modern English being used to sell Taco Bell. I’m sure it’s in the Book of Revelation.
by Milo on Mar 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions
Absolutely. Great work, dynamic duo. Now, as college students, I assume your Saturday is just beginning. Good luck!
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, and embarrassingly, I just got the joke in the Post title for the 3rd period.
by gallagher on Mar 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions

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