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Tales from the Crease - 3/4/08

By Jeremy Pratte

Blues Can't Score... Even in a Whorehouse

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Q. In what town would the Best Little Whore House In Missouri be located?

A. Cooter. Or Licking. Definitely not Tight Wad. All actual Missouri towns, by the way. You could look it up.

by Brad Lee on Mar 19, 2008 10:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or Knob Noster. I’m not sure what a Noster is, but I think I’d pay $50 to find out.

by LeNoceur on Mar 19, 2008 11:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hah, Brewer can’t get laid.

by pdub on Mar 19, 2008 11:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

there are no whorehouses in Missouri, because we claim the ones in East St. Louis, because even though it’s across the river, it’s the same name, so it must still be a Missouri annex.

it’s amusing how Tkachuk and nameless-other-player have that fruity hands-over-their-mouth gasp

by Dooks on Mar 19, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nameless? he is wearing the c!! its brewer!

by Childhood Trauma on Mar 19, 2008 4:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Dooks meant the other guy on the right.

by pdub on Mar 19, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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