Blues Vs. Red Wings Open Thread

by Brad Lee on Mar 25, 2008 3:30 PM CDT Comment 81 comments

Jamal Mayers does not like the Red Wings.

By Brad Lee

No. 1 sign fans are ready for the season to be over: I've been scrambling to find people to go with me to the hockey game tonight, Gift has called me with extra tickets and another commenter has called me with a ticket offer. You'd think Columbus was in town.

St. Louis Blues fever...catch it!

If you'd like to cross the fence for a quick preview of things, go to On The Wings. They share with us these bits of information:

Dallas Drake and Dan Cleary will be back in the lineup tonight.

Tomas Holmstrom did not skate, but is with the team. His abdomen will get more tests tomorrow in Detroit, either an MRI or ultrasound. His return isn't going to come in the next few days (EDIT: Couldn't happen to a nicer guy).

Dominik Hasek has the flu, so Chris Ozzzzzzz-Good gets the start.

Blues lines:
Kariya-Tkachuk-Boyes (BTK is a killer line.)
King-McDonald-Backes (NO WAY this line stays together long.)
McClement-R. Johnson-Mayers (Do you think McClement could be the long lost kid brother of the Mayers brothers?)
Stempniak-Perron-Janssen (Henceforth to be called the Doghouse Line.)
Jackman-E. Johnson
Brewer-Polak
Woywitka-Walker

The season series between the Blues and Wings is tied 3-3 with it wrapping up tonight and Friday at Joe Louis. Go wild in the comments. I will share with Gallagher my expectation on the number of times a certain phrase is included in the hilarious/pithy/bitter observations. We'll see if it's exceeded.

EDIT: 117 times just the phrase "fuck Detroit" was typed in the comments. New World's Record. Get Guinness on the phone.

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Fuck Detroit.

“The Doghouse Line”. Me like.

by Marcus Pettersson on Mar 25, 2008 3:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

On the bright side, Blues get to check Red Wings for at least an hour tonight.

by brian on Mar 25, 2008 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So who wants to bet that every time Detroit puts skilled players on the ice, AM counters with a line of grinders? Enjoy your two 20-second shifts DP.

Do you remmber what Gene Simmons used to do every night after a KISS concert? Fuck Detroit.

by Pagan on Mar 25, 2008 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Y’know who I still don’t like?

Detroit.

Fuck Detroit.

by Poor College Student on Mar 25, 2008 4:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I think the Stempniak, Perron and Janssen line was a real good idea. I hope it plays out tonight.

I have a feeling Aaron Downey may get some attention tonight based on his comments after last game.

by Answer Man on Mar 25, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I’ve had tix for several weeks, as part of a company outing, and yes, people were trying to find takers for tickets all day. I’ll be at the game tonight, 321 P5. Feel free to look me up. I plan on buying some extra copies of GT to hand out to my co-workers.

oh yeah, I almost forgot-

Fuck Detroit

by Tim on Mar 25, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Totally forgot about what Downey said.

And fuck Detroit.

by Heather on Mar 25, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck andy murray and his stupid lines. fuck keith tkachoke and his soon to be 500 goals…how did that happen? fuck going to the game.

lastly and as always—-FUCK DETRIOT!

by Chris D. on Mar 25, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

oh and fuck ryan johnson and the martyr complex of but he blocks shots. yeah and he’s supposed to stop other teams from scoring. so fuck him to!

by Chris D. on Mar 25, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Anyone else lifting weights getting ready for the game? God Damn I feel alive.

*still refusing to follow the crowd and use the “F” word when speaking of tonight’s visiting team.

living the dream….

by Answer Man on Mar 25, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck you people for not mentioning the can’t-find-someone-to-go-with situation BEFORE I decided to take a nap before the game. I would’ve gone with you. we could’ve met up at Gallegher’s vender spot by the Kung Fu Bunny or something.

fuck Detroit

and fuck the top draftees if the Blues don’t find a pure goal scorer or elite puck moving defenseman that’s ready to jump to the NHL next season

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and fuck Kariya for being who he is and not having more points.

(the bashing thing is starting to work to get players more productive, so hopefully my giving him shit will light a fire under his ass)

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and fuck the “Modern English” Taco Bell commercial. I never did care for that song. love the burrito being advertised though

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck datsyuk and his sickly looking head

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Murray for not realizing the offense sucks enough to warrant shaking up the strategies

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

…..instead of the lines

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck the ‘Skeletor’ Dobbs commercials. show the ones that DON’T have that bitch in them

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lol Mayers getting a breakaway on the delayed penalty call and uses the touch-up to score into the empty net.

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck Detroit and the fact that I had to drive back here yesterday and thus won’t see another game live until fall break……..So I guess I’m saying Fuck the whole league

by Johnny Stats on Mar 25, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck Jackman for drawing a stupid penalty

by Big G-Man on Mar 25, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck Chelios for being an old fucker

by Big G-Man on Mar 25, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Detroit for getting Rafalski in the offseason instead of the Blues

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck sausages

no, I’m kidding, I love that commercial

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I love actually being able to see the game.

by Dayton on Mar 25, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Detroit for having so many players in the way on that last scoring chance

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Osgood for actually saving that.

Toivonen wouldn’t have

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Lilja if he keeps challenging and doesn’t actually get in a fight tonight

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

come on Lilja, you want King? Janssen? Mayers? Walker? Polak? Jackman?
pick one, either one of them will gladly pummel you

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Unsportsmanlike conduct my ass

by Big G-Man on Mar 25, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Great glove stop there.

by Dayton on Mar 25, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK DETROIT for scoring

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck John and Bernie for saying Shitterberg is “amazing” and Datsfuck is “imprssive”

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck the refs for calling delay of game penalties because the goons are planning a fight

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Kronvvvvvall for not getting a jigh-sticking penalty there

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Heh they just delayed the inevitable is all.

by Dayton on Mar 25, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Kariya for losing control of the puck on the power play and letting Shitterberg get an odd-man rush back the other way

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck NASCAR for being a boring “sport”. (seen any Jeff Dunham shows?)

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Got 2 of his DVDs!

by Dayton on Mar 25, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lol “they’re making a left turn! they’re making another left turn! they’re making another left turn! I wonder what’s gonna happen next”"

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

did you see Downey run like a little bitch? Franzen’s getting crunched too. Too bad the minor league refs are afraid to let things get physical. oh the big bad Blue looked at me mean mr. ref, call a penalty because I’m just a soft fragile Red Wing and we never do anything wrong.

They don’t even stand up for themselves.

Fuck Detroit.

by The Goalie Guy on Mar 25, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That old guy Walter reminds me of a friend of mine, always being negative and such.

by Dayton on Mar 25, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck the “what’s on tap” segment. they have nothing better to do than show the Blues getting scored on by Detroit in the background??

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck the Blues for not scoring this goal sooner :p

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You mean fuck the Wings for not turning the puck over like that sooner?

by Dayton on Mar 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that’ll work. fuck Detroit

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice! Kariya pinching in on D. Shitterberg almost had a free goal there

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Detroit for making scoring attempts look easy, when our offense is awful

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Manny (just once) for making the defenseman come all the way back on the power play every time instead of sending it back up the ice.
the power play is a short period of time, we’d like to spend as much of that time in the other end as possible

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck “Skeletor” for being in at like 4 different Dobbs commercials, increasing the odds of her being on my television >: (

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hartigan goes to the locker room with an apparent injury. one down, 19 to go

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Detroit for getting another damn power play

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Murray if he doesn’t bench Jackman next game for lack of discipline.
King too. both have been in the box too many times already this game

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Perron for looking bad twice on the same play

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

“shot wide by Kariya”

umm, John, he whiffed on the shot

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck the television show Benson for not ever telling us who won the race for governor.

by Paul Goodloe on Mar 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

just to make sure, this isn’t Paul Goodlow the weather guy on the news?

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck the Blues for consistently, and I mean every year, getting their asses handed to them by the Wings. Fuck Pronger for trying to injure Yzerman and getting burned for it. Fuck Jon Casey…oh wait, not him. Good for you Jonny.

by BigTimeBluesFan on Mar 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes, I’m on break right now. I go back on after the game.

by Paul Goodloe on Mar 25, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

O_O fuck me! Ottawa was losing 3-0 tonight in the 3rd period and scored 6 unanswered goals in 7.5 minutes

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

re: the last comment, I saw that when I flipped over to versus to check on the Rangers/Flyers game. upon further review on nhl.com, the score was actually 3-1 (Ott. scored in the first period) and it was 5 unanswered goals.

still, though! wow O_O

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hey Paul, does Mike Bush miss doing the sports?

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck this period for being mostly uneventful

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK DETROIT for scoring again!!!

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuuuuuuuuuu-ck.

by Guinea Pig on Mar 25, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Doh.

by Dayton on Mar 25, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Detroit for getting a 2-0 breakaway

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Chelios and his chili

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

“Perron can’t keep it in but made the effort,” says Kelly. Well as long as he tried, I guess.

by Guinea Pig on Mar 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Detroit’s penalty kill and their defense

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Detroit with their superior puck possession skills

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck Detroit for keeping the Blues to only 3 shots in the 3rd

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK DETROIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Anyone in particular you guys are going to cheer for in the playoffs?

by Dayton on Mar 25, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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by Dooks on Mar 25, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs