You Write The Comedy Monday

by Brad Lee on Mar 31, 2008 12:06 AM CDT

By Brad Lee

Wife: "Honey, these front row tickets next to the glass are AMAZING! You can see and hear everything. It's like we're sitting on the ice. Sometimes I forget the glass is even there!"

Husband: "You're not kidding. This is great! Kids, tonight anything you want, you got. How about some ice cream!"

Son: "I want a chocolate-covered ice cream bar!"

Daughter: "I want Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future!"

Husband: "Whatever my loving children want, tonight you get! Just make sure when you're eating it, you're careful not to get any on your clothes. Meanwhile, I'm going to have another beer. Hey, I think those guys are coming right at us."

Jay McKee and Brent Seabrook collide. Heart attack ensues.

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Is it another shorthanded goal? I can’t look!

by Brad Lee on Mar 31, 2008 12:20 AM CDT reply actions

What’s that growing on the Blackhawks player’s neck

by Johnny Stats on Mar 31, 2008 12:45 AM CDT reply actions

“Achoo” I must be alergic to something around here “Achoo”

by Johnny Stats on Mar 31, 2008 12:45 AM CDT reply actions

Brent Seabrook demonstrating a heart punch by his favorite Tekken character, Heihachi

by Dooks on Mar 31, 2008 12:56 AM CDT reply actions

Holy shit, that guy just farted!

by gallagher on Mar 31, 2008 1:47 AM CDT reply actions

Wife: “OMG, I just threw up in my mouth a little…”

by Marcus Pettersson on Mar 31, 2008 5:08 AM CDT reply actions

Dad: “Good try kids, but your mom wins the Dippin’ Dots eating contest too! (Honey, can you try to let the kids win ONE of these eating contests?) Let’s try popcorn next…”

by Mr. Particle on Mar 31, 2008 7:37 AM CDT reply actions

hey, I saw the photo and got so excited about my awesome caption idea that I didn’t even read what Brad had already posted about the Dippin’ Dots. So sorry about the almost-repeat caption. (Maybe I subconsciously saw the words “Dippin’ Dots” as I looked at the photo and quickly scrolled down to post.)

by Mr. Particle on Mar 31, 2008 9:01 AM CDT reply actions

Jay McKee’s taillbone cracks in anticipation of hitting the ice.

by LeNoceur on Mar 31, 2008 10:31 AM CDT reply actions

li’l girl: oops. daddy i just detroited in my pants

by Childhood Trauma on Mar 31, 2008 11:50 AM CDT reply actions

I will refrain from making a fat kid/wife comment on this one. Jesus, do a fucking sit up.

by Answer Man on Mar 31, 2008 1:27 PM CDT reply actions

thats how they got the first too kids..

by Childhood Trauma on Mar 31, 2008 2:11 PM CDT reply actions

Lady- I’m so fucking embarrassed that I’m willing to kill my kids to get their ice cream.

Mckee and Seabrook- Dude, we both just psyched out.

by mean on Mar 31, 2008 2:52 PM CDT reply actions

YAOW!! Let go of my nipple! Let me fall let me fall!

by Scot C on Mar 31, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions

Seabrook: “My therapist told me to do positive thinking while I’m playing and to breathe in and out like this.” breathing noises … “OH MY GOD IS THAT ICE CREAM GIMME GIMME!”

by Dayton on Mar 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions

Mother: “Achoo!!!! Damn I’m allergic to shitty teams!”
I kid I kid. Hey, can you conjure up some magic for me? I need the Blues to beat the Preds on Tuesday night so the Nucks have more of a chance!!!

by Zanstorm on Apr 1, 2008 2:05 AM CDT reply actions

I think I hate the “Nucks” more than I hate the Preds…

by Marcus Pettersson on Apr 1, 2008 2:03 PM CDT reply actions

Father: “So here I am, sitting front row at a hockey game between the Blues and Hawks. But am I enjoying it? No. I’ve got that god-awful harpie of a wife. Thank god she’s covering her ugly face. Maybe she’ll keep it up and I won’t have to make her wear the bag tonight. And these two horrible kids she says are mine. Yeah, right. If I thought that were true I’d blow my brains out. At least I can get skunk drunk of beer. Ah, the sweet, sweet oblivion of alcohol. Auggie, Oh how I love you and this magical conconction.”

by Pagan on Apr 1, 2008 2:12 PM CDT reply actions

Seabrook: “That’s what you get for rickrolling me yesterday!”

McKee: “That’s right. And I’d do it again! If I could I’d spit the link out right now!” bleh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

by Dayton on Apr 1, 2008 2:53 PM CDT reply actions

Little girl: “That guy is FUCKED!”
Mother: " Oh my heavens my little baby just said Fuck?!"
Little boy: " Daddy I dont want glass in my ice cream"
Frank Cusamano (guy in front): “I wish this were a high school basketball game”
McKee: “Hey there mama, I like my girls with a lil thickness”
Seabrook: “I look and feel like Ive been on a 3 day bender”

by Mingha on Apr 2, 2008 9:34 AM CDT reply actions