You Write The Comedy Thursday

by Brad Lee on Mar 5, 2008 11:55 PM CST

By Brad Lee

If you haven't checked out the end of the Open Live Blog Thread, a Wings fan stopped by to inform us poor Blues fans how misguided we are. Please respond in an acceptable fashion even though the Blues lost 4-1.

And in that same vein, we give you Lee "Dutchie" Stempniak dry humping the ancient Dominik Hasek last night. Your hilarious captions in the comments, please.

Blues still missed the empty net.

Tweet Comment 15 comments | 0 recs |

Do you like this story?

Comments

I’m going to rip the eyes out of your head and skull fuck you!

by Brad Lee on Mar 5, 2008 11:56 PM CST reply actions

1! 2! aw, he got a shoulder up

by Dooks on Mar 6, 2008 1:20 AM CST reply actions

I smell cabbage.

by Marcus Pettersson on Mar 6, 2008 2:56 AM CST reply actions

holy cow hasek! i think that is wing nut coming out here to defend you!

by Childhood Trauma on Mar 6, 2008 9:02 AM CST reply actions

“I think this would work better if you were facing the other way. And took your mask off.”

by LeNoceur on Mar 6, 2008 9:44 AM CST reply actions

"Hey Hanrahan, your wife’s a dyke.

“I know! I know!”

by gallagher on Mar 6, 2008 12:00 PM CST reply actions

Right foot on red??? I fucking hate playing Twister!

by Rich Horton on Mar 6, 2008 2:20 PM CST reply actions

WARNING some combination of cotton eye and joe is contianed in this post

that what you get for trying to eye my new Joe Boxer cotton bikini briefs!!

by Childhood Trauma on Mar 6, 2008 3:45 PM CST reply actions

Dominik: “Where is your other hand?”
Lee: “Between two pillows.”
Dominik: “Those aren’t pillows!!!”

by sharpelbows on Mar 6, 2008 4:43 PM CST reply actions

OK, Stempniak this is weird. Normally I have MY balls on Maltby’s back while Draper mounts HIM. Your way is cool too though.

by Answer Man on Mar 6, 2008 4:48 PM CST reply actions

Your fighting it. I like that.

by StLooFrenchy on Mar 6, 2008 6:41 PM CST reply actions

OOOOO you touched my tralalala
MMMMM my ding ding dong

side note: Hasek is actually smiling in this picture XD

by Christine on Mar 6, 2008 8:10 PM CST reply actions

Hasek: “I’ll bet you’re the kind of person who would fuck a person in a the ass and not have the God damned common courtesy to give them a reach around. I’ll be watching you.”

by Paul Goodloe on Mar 6, 2008 9:36 PM CST reply actions

i don’t know why you all are giving them such a hard time. obviously, dutchie and hasek are being responsible and having sex the only safe way, in the ear. they probably both took celibacy promises, because, as we all should have learned from ‘family guy,’ “sex turns straight people gay and gays into mexicans.”