Look at the difference in equipment size for Turco and Osgood. Is Ozzy related to the Michelin man?

(Granted, it could just be the camera angle.)

Turco: Dude, weren’t you in The Buddy Holly Story?

Turco is sporting is home, dark playoff beard, while Ozzy is wearing his matching white/invisible playoff peach fuzz.

I thought they dropped bombs during parades in Detroit, not before them.

No Brad you are quite correct. He has what appears to be spikes sticking out of his shoulders which makes one wonder if he’d not in fact borrowing one the members of Gwar’s shoulder pads. In fact in one game this season I saw perron rip a shot over said shoulder spike and normally it’s a perfectly placed goal. Not this time. This time it hit the spike and the puck was sent flying over the mesh behind the boards.

Hopefully Pittsburgh will exploit Detriot’s main weakness—goaltending. One can only hope they crush Osgood so badly they bring Hasek back in and then eventually put Lindstrom inbetween the pipes when the situation becomes ridiculously hopeless.

Actually as I have friends in Michigan, the reason for so many Detriot fans found in St. Louis is because it was so hard to get tickets to games and St. Louis is realitively close. After that, having spoken with some people sporting Detriot jersies at Blues games, I found out they became Wings fans because unlike the Blues they had won Cups. Very sickening. But I thought you should know.

C’mon, don’t be sad. At least you don’t have to go to the locker room and wtch Maltby and Draper fuck.

Maltby and Draper might f**K, but they’ll do it with something you in St Louis can’t do. F**k with the Stanley Cup besides you. Give it up already.

how about this picture.

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20080519/det_80693.jpg

I know I’m going out on a limb here, but humor me for one freakin’ minute. WHEN the Blues make the Stanley Cup Finals, the last thing I’ll be thinking about will be any loser teams that didn’t make the playoffs that season. Yet here are the Wingnuts gloating on our site. AND THEY HAVEN’T EVEN WON YET.

Hey JP, thanks for confirming Maltby and Draper are butt-buddies.

I have a new marketing slogan for Detroit. “Red Wings hockey: Check your sense of humor and ability to detect sarcasm at the door!”

Lindstrom?

“hey Marty, if you guys hadn’t beat the Sharks, they would’ve beat us, you know”

Here’s a short list of shit I won’t be doing when my team is in the Stanley Cup Finals:

1. Anything that falls under the headline of “Family Event.”
2. Work.
3. "Going to the fucking Red Wings e-hangout to read about what they think about my team.

If the Red Wing ‘fans’ spent half as much time worrying about their corpse of a downtown as they do worrying about what we think of them then maybe they would have moved past Baghdad on the Travel Channel’s list of “Great Vacation Spots.”

lol

Wing fans crack me up! And I’m famous for not having a sense of humor. Amazing.

Anyone lifting weights getting siked up for the Finals?

God damn… I feel alive.

Nathan wrote:

"Anyone lifting weights getting siked up for the Finals?

God damn… I feel alive."

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Another product of the world-class Detroit public school system?

(insert “rolling eyes” icon here)

B.

Call me crazy, but after the way that the Blues dissed and dismissed him, I want Dallas Drake to win his Stanley and ride off into the sunset. I recognize that it might have been neccessary to let him go, but I was still sad to see him leave. So yes, I am cheering for Detroit. Fuck Jeff Taffe.

Actually, another product of the world-class St. Louis public school system, being mocked.

i am getting sikeston’ed up for the finals meself.

i hope crosby doen’t o’fallon his face much, i know it didn’t happen afton during the regular season for him.

and if eric lindros wont give game time a series predition i bet brentwood.

anway, i’m off to cuba, via mexico, with a nod towards bourbon.

Nathan I was just up in Michigan for a month. What it taught me was that the only people in Michigan have going for them are their sports teams. Well, that and the weekly umemployment checks. Of course with all those drug companies out there all you have to do is get paid by being a test subject. Mighty great state if I don’t say so myself. Doesn’t even compare to Missouri or for that matter the rest of the United States. I hear the U.N. is going there on their current tour of third-world nations in distress. Enjoy your umemployment benefits and not being able to afford the Wings’ games.

“We’re almost at Defcon 1 around here, just waiting for the bomb to drop and a parade to be launched in Detroit.”

At this point, apathy has set in. I need a drink…