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You Write The Comedy - Playoff Edition

by Brad Lee on May 5, 2008 9:56 AM CDT

By Brad Lee

So that "Let's root for the Montreal Canadiens and the team playing Detroit" strategy we deployed at the beginning of the playoffs is working swimmingly! Detroit has played two games over the minimum in getting to the conference finals and Montreal was lucky not to lose in the first round against a team it had beaten eight times in the regular season before bowing out to the Flyers. Hey, didn't Philadelphia really suck not that long ago?

We've had three series end in the last two days. For your "pleasure," three photos of dejected and suddenly sad playoff hockey teams. Your captions in the comments, please.

Tomas Plekanec of Montreal:
Mama and Pappa always told me to be a dentist and marry a nice farm girl. Why did I not listen?

Martin Straka of the New York Rangers:
I blame Jagr.

Joe Thornton and Evgeni Nabokov of San Jose (who lost in the fourth overtime at about 1:30 a.m. Monday):

If anyone wants us to jinx any of the four remaining teams, our allegiance (estimated value: -$1 million) is up for grabs.

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tomas: wanna see my Price imitation?

by Childhood Trauma on May 5, 2008 10:24 AM CDT reply actions

Photo 1: Cover your eyes while we x-ray your scrotum to make sure your balls are still intact.

by Pagan on May 5, 2008 10:38 AM CDT reply actions

pic2: sympathy pains! ooowwww my spleen!!

by Childhood Trauma on May 5, 2008 12:11 PM CDT reply actions

pic3, don’t worry I;’ll see you again soon, at the tin can next weekend

by Childhood Trauma on May 5, 2008 12:11 PM CDT reply actions

picture 1- “Fuckin’ Chrysler plant here I come.”

by Answer Man on May 5, 2008 1:08 PM CDT reply actions

Straka, filled with remorse after his OT loss,… oh, no, just looking for his contact.

by Chia on May 5, 2008 2:14 PM CDT reply actions

Maybe we should do the unthinkable and publicly endorse the Used Tampax With Wings in this space, so as to jinx those miserable wretches?

If it’ll help, I’ll go first, hold my nose and type — slowly, and under great protest — (gulp) Let’s Go… Wings…

Oh, God, I hated doing that… it had better friggin’ work. I need a shower now.

B.

by GT Prospect Department on May 5, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions

Answer Man wrote:

"Picture 1- ‘Fuckin’ Chrysler plant here I come.’"

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Plakanec is Czech, so the correct statement woulkd be:

“Fuckin’ Skoda plant, here I come…”

;-)

B.

by GT Prospect Department on May 5, 2008 2:44 PM CDT reply actions

St. Louis Game Time, your home for intelligent Eastern European car talk!

by Brad Lee on May 5, 2008 3:31 PM CDT reply actions

pic 1: Kovalev lied to me. I’m lying in the net and this horrible feeling of defeat isn’t going away…"

pic 2: drifting toward the Pittsburgh bench
“can I play for you guys again?”

pic 3: “don’t worry Nabby, at least you’ll be winning the Vezina”

by Dooks on May 5, 2008 3:39 PM CDT reply actions

Straka: “I still can’t believe Renney dressed that retard Hollweg in game 3.”

by Kyle on May 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions

Pic 2: Any idea how difficult it is to see a clear contact lens on a white background?

by Chris Gift on May 6, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply actions

Photo 2….Shit, Shanny ate them fucking refried beans again.

by Eric M on Jul 22, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions

Pic 1 Another two feet left or right and I would be singing soprano!

by Eric M on Jul 22, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions

Pic 3….. Ok Nabby, i promise…tonite you can pitch and I will catch

by Eric M on Jul 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions

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