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Top 11ish Rejected 2008-09 Advertising Ideas

by Brad Lee on Jul 29, 2008 1:04 PM CDT

11. Cam early and Cam often!

Cam better get used to street clothes!

10. When the Blues score six goals in a single week, Larry Rice gets a free taco, assuming he sends one of his minions to Scottowel between 12:45 and 12:47 the next day.

9. The St. Louis Blues, we put the "A" in NHL.

8. Willing to do whatever it takes, as long as it doesn't involve signing free agents!

which one is Cheap Cheap, and which one is Fun Fun??

7. Scoring WILL be at a premium, ~~like our beer prices~~! like the ticket prices for our most popular games!

6. Planning to hang the numbers of such Blues' greats as Len Frig, Curtis Giles, Andre Dupont, Ron Schock, Jocelyn Lemieux, Gordon Kannegiesser, and more!

Give us your slogans in the comments.

Blues' icon so old, Gabrielle Lippman hadn't invented color yet! (p.s. the joke is these numbers ALREADY hang at Savvis)

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“Bring the radon detectors, because we’ll be spending lots of time in the basement!”

by Dan on Jul 29, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions

“hey! we still have two Kariyas!”

by Dooks on Jul 29, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions

“Come see our new backup goalie!”

by Pagan on Jul 29, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions

" where we have more grinders than Lowes and Home Depot combined "

by Tim on Jul 29, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions

" The Scottrade- home of the slutty emcee between periods"

Feel free to take that one multiple ways (that’s what she said).

by Answer Man on Jul 30, 2008 9:35 AM CDT reply actions

the fan shuttle of the day!

every day some lucky fan will get chosen to drive to Peoria to pick up our 4th line!

(and sometimes our second line)!

by Childhood Trauma on Jul 30, 2008 11:29 AM CDT reply actions

Is it next year yet?

by Alex Chidester on Jul 30, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions

Dooks wrote:

"hey! we still have two Kariyas!"

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Not unless Paul’s wife is suting up this year; Marty is hitting the road back to Europe after a less-than-stellar 2007-08 in Peoria.

B.

by Brian Weidler on Aug 4, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply actions

AM wrote:

" The Scottrade- home of the slutty emcee between periods"

Feel free to take that one multiple ways

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B.

by Brian Weidler on Aug 4, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions

AM wrote:

" The Scottrade- home of the slutty emcee between periods"

Feel free to take that one multiple ways

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deep sigh of longing *

opens Draft Party 2008 photo album to peruse pictures of said emcee in miniskirt, Blues’ jersey and heels **

gets smacked upside the head by Mrs. GTPD *

B.

by Brian Weidler on Aug 4, 2008 5:57 PM CDT reply actions

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