When Our Jokes Come True
by gallagher on Jul 31, 2008 12:59 AM CDT
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By Sean Gallagher
In the business of wiseass unofficial hockey programs (population: 1) you sometimes find yourself stretching a premise to an extreme to get a laugh.
See also: Eric Brewer is a Robot.
See also: The guy in the mascot costume is a sweaty pervert.
See also: Jay McKee is soft like a woman.
And then our boy Fragile Jay McKee goes ahead and proves us factual, thereby ruining a perfectly good joke. At energy guy, solid leader, durable, overpaid fourth liner and playboy Dan Hinote's wedding this last weekend, F-Jay showed up dressed as a woman.
While we understand that Hinote and his Playboy Playmate wife decided to have a retarded "theme" wedding and reception, we have to question the decision-making process of any individual who reads a wedding invitation that says "dress in 1950's style garb" and immediately thinks, "I call Marilyn Monroe!"
And yes, he wore a blond wig and some heels, too.
Hinote himself said it pretty well when he remarked during his speech,
"You must be a bunch of screwed up people to dress up like the '50s, right? I have a teammate dressed as a woman."
Or, more succinctly, as our Answer Man would say, "that shit is ghey."
But, again, as the publisher of a small-time smartass paper, we see only opportunity here: send us an original photo of this getup and win a GT t-shirt and sticker. It may not be much, but you can rest easy knowing that you've given us a picture that will appear on this site and in our printed paper about 427 times in the next 12 months (conservatively).
Oh, and to anyone who wants to defend this particular type of themed wedding, don't even start, because I don't speak Hoosier.
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I think “Oh sweet baby jesus” is more appropriate.
by Mr. Particle on Jul 31, 2008 6:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, she looks drastically different in the video without all of the airbrushing & he sure has scrawned down in the off season.
by Milo on Jul 31, 2008 8:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I speak Hoosier. What do you need translated?
by Brad Lee on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
event…. fragile jay’s costume
50’s wedding Marilyn Monroe
The Kennedy’s Marilyn Monroe
rock stars of 2000 Marilyn Manson dressed as Marilyn Monroe
Tony Curtis Monovies Tony Curtis dressed as Marilyn Monroe
17th Century German philosphers
Marilyn Monroe
His wedding night Marilyn Monroe
His wedding Marilyn Monroe
i’m thinking that is almost a theme jay’s got going on!
by Childhood Trauma on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bowman to the Hawks as a senior adviser.
Fuck Detroit
by Poor College Student on Jul 31, 2008 1:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A couple of links away through some of of the stories produced this little fluff link about Hinote, Supermodel, and friend. (EJ)
http://blues.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=362319
“stlouisblues.com thought it would be fun to put McCarthy and Johnson to the test: who knows Hinote better? His fiancee or his roommate on the road?”
Bitch: 2
EJ : 0
No fucking wonder we lack communication on the ice.
by Chia on Jul 31, 2008 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey folks, just for the record:
Amy McCarthy was NOT a Playmate. She was a Playboy Cyber Girl. Playmates are only those, like her sister Jenny, who actually were in the Centerfold.
I belong to a discussion group about the magazine and it’s a pet peeve of everyone on there to call anyone who has posed for Playboy a Playmate. That’s just laziness!!
by Brent on Aug 2, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let’s be honest… the only real difference between an “official Playmate” and a “Cyber Girl” is that only one set of pictures fits comfortably under the mattress.
by Fishee on Aug 6, 2008 4:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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