11: Wii Fitness. Figures don't lie, KT's fitness coach apparently does.
10: Yan Stastny. If you can't afford the best Stastny, or even the second best Stastny, and don't want to risk being the first NHL team to play a female Stastny, then Yan is the Stastny for you!
09: Ryan Johnson's roster spot. 1,150,000 worth of space. Buys a lot of free tacos.
08: The Peoria Rivermen. Why have no AHL team when Checketts has the money to field two of them next season? And with third jersies for both, anything is possible!
07: A&B stock. Not sure how this helps Andy Murray, per se, but when has helping your Belguim overlords while making some money on the side ever been a bad thing?
06: Per numerous fan requests (most recently by LosBri), JD shot a bear mascot in his pajamas, how he got into JD's pajamas no one knows, but Louie's suit and tie, and bare naked bear nakedness on the low-side is now coupled with several pants suits, bib overalls, and loin cloths!