Dear Public Skating Session Jackass

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Dear Public Session Jackass,

I’m glad we got a chance to speak Friday night at the public skate.  I’d like to reiterate a few things to you. 

First off, the reason why I asked you if you had a hockey game that night is because you were wearing hockey gloves at a public skating session. Maybe you were trying to break them in? Why did you take offense to it? Is it because you are a low-life piece of shit trying to show off for some 12 year old girls when you are clearly over the age of 21? 

Once you conveyed to me you don’t play on a hockey team, I am still confused as to why you’d wear hockey gloves to a public skating session. They clearly aren’t used for warmth.

Secondly, I asked if the dude with the moobs you were with was your lover because you two were skating so closely together. It was either that or you two were coordinating how you’d get to the next “Meeting of the Juggalos”.

I’m going to let you in on some thing.  No one gives a shit how fast you can skate.  No one gives a shit how much you can jump through the crowd of people on the ice. No one gives a shit how high the snow goes when you hockey stop.  In fact it makes you look like and even bigger douche bag.

I’ll be extremely honest with you. If the Answer Man Crew wasn’t on our outing as “Positive Adult Role Models” that evening, I would have dragged you off the ice and beat you senseless in front of the little kid you knocked down.

That’s it for now.  Have a great night with Moobs and tell ICP they suck.

Hugs,

-AM-

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