Blues @ Edmonton Second Period

by Brad Lee on Jan 11, 2009 7:54 PM CST Comment 154 comments

Quick poll below. Be honest. It's anonymous.

Scoreless after the first period, the Blues are trying to keep their two-game win streak going. And Federko wants you to know the period played EXACTLY how he thought it would. He's said it three times.

More at the drop of the puck.

Kelly, going to commercial as the camera from across the rink pans out showing their broadcast location: "We're high here tonight at Rexall place." Well that explains why Bernie Federko says so much fucked up crap.

19:00 Oh, we're back by the way. The ice is magnificient.

17:34 Berglund with the nice shot. Notice how Perron was strong on the puck as he was checked? He took the hit, kept his balance and got the puck out front. Very good sign.

Do they have hot ice girls in Edmonton?

17:16 STASTNY scores! Nice play from McClement getting the puck on, staying with the rebound and then getting it back to Stastny in the crease.

And Federko about had an aneurysm trying to describe the play. Good thing he didn't have to say Colaiacovo at the same time.

16:00 I think it's funny we have more people from outside St. Louis following along watching on the Internets. The comments act as a spoiler for people seconds behind.

15:25 Blues shorthanded by the way. Spoiler alert: the Blues just cleared the puck.

13:50 The Blues are on the power play again, but you couldn't tell by the offensive chances for Edmonton.

13:15 How are there THREE Oilers players by the Blues' net when they only have four on the ice?

Amazing.

11:12 BRULE SCORES ON A BREAKAWAY. Score now tied 1-1.

"That's just an unfortunate play for the Blues," Federko said. I'd say a poor play. Shitty play.

10:45 The ice looked unbelievable on that goal. Commenter Dominik (check out his Islanders site) was right.

10:22 Iceberg in the box, feeling shame for playing physical.

9:07 The referees just called the weakest hooking penalty in the history of organized hockey. Blues getting the advantage.

8:25 Cogliano is hurt. That makes Federko happy.

7:00 With how this power play looks tonight, they're going 0-fer. Not getting any breaks, not creating good chances. Just isn't clicking.

I hope we didn't lose a lot of readers to the Golden Globes awards on TV. I'm sure lots of our regulars watch them religiously.

5:30 I'm reading comments. Watching the game. Live blogging. E-mailing. Talking to my 3-year-old daughter.

I think I have ADD.

4:30 I think there's a reason why Strachan doesn't shoot the puck much. And we just saw it as he got his shot caught in the skates of an Oilers player.

2:50 Not a lot of good chances for either team lately. Both seem somewhat content to go into the third tied.

No jinx, no jinx, no jinx.

2:05 Brule almost got his second of the game as the above comment was posted.

0:55 John Kelly has a man crush on Sheldon Souray's shot. Not Souray, just his shot. They're bombs.

Another hooking call. Federko says, "Oh boy..." Blues shorthanded. Berglund in the box.

END OF SECOND PERIOD. Game tied 1-1.

INTERMISSION

They just showed highlights of Gretzky scoring 50 goals in 39 games. The goalies look skinny, the leg pads barely bigger than shin pads. Holy crap, what a difference.

And I kind of liked the long pants on the Flyers even though it looks like a rollerhockey interview.

LOOK FOR THE COMMENT SAYING THIRD PERIOD IS UP.

Poll

Do you like the live blog or would you prefer just a game day thread?

Yes, keep the live blog.

29 votes

No, just go with the open thread concept.

15 votes

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Ummm.

First.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Yarp

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

lol I say that all the time since I saw that movie

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

nice, very nice. I’ve been know to throw out the narp as well.

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Ow

I think I pulled my McKee while jumping to the next thread.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 11, 2009 8:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That must’ve not hurt.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

4-6 weeks.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 11, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

That’s what I feared.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

and he said nay!

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Man

That’s such a tough vote for me. I like both boss.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I voted no

not because I don’t like the live blog, but because I just don’t look at it.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

To be honest

I often forget to…but mostly because I’ve been a part of so few of them.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

With the old format, you had to refresh to see new comments. So that’s why I’m asking. The auto refresh comments makes it different.

I’m torn as well, and I’m the poor schmuck writing the thing.

by Brad Lee on Jan 11, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

have you thought about the cover it live style

you know like sn did for the winter classic. that way you could blog, we could comment AND it auto refreshes. the site says its free … i like reading both.

by averagejoe on Jan 11, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, tough call. I am inherently lazy (and infrequent), so seeing your comments in the thread is nice.

On the other hand, it’s nice to have the “god voice” up above — particularly when one misses the game or when one is trying to figure out what happened on the ice while thread conversation strayed into the visual similarities of bat wings and testicular flesh. I mean, hypothetically speaking.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 11, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

It’s more about laziness than anything, at the old site you had to refresh all the time, so it was just natural to look, but with the auto update on the comments I don’t think about it.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Can someone introduce Bernie to a good barber? I’m 52 and my dad wore his hair just like his.

by TOP SHELF BOB on Jan 11, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

you made me switch!

when I’m trying to fix dinner as well

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Brad is full of surprises and wonderment alot of the time.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

it’s good to have. you do a great job posting instant results and if we’re confused we can see what happened and what times they happened

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Gooooooooooooalllll!

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

BANG MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Yeah Bitches!!!!

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

FACIAL?!?

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

The other Stastny.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

nice

and I"m clearly watching on a feed cause you guys saw it long before me!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

PERFECT TIMING!

I had just got the screen up

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Jan 11, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

But Brad . . .

Is the ice . . . MAGNIFICENT? or . . . DECADENT?

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

according to the logo at Center Ice ...

the ice is Tri-Decadent ….

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

But according to the NAME that surrounds the logo . . .

the ice is enhanced by prescription drugs.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Sweet.

I’m kinda pissed that the blog was a spoiler though. :p

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

same here! … can’t be helped tho

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

funny

my youngest just came over to check out the game … told him he’s playing and he goes “I hate the Oilers” … I’m raising him right … :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Howdy all.

I miss anything? Other than Brad phasing himself out?

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 11, 2009 8:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

The ice is AMAZING.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Dude.

You have to hate on a guy trying to save his marriage?

The Xbox is making my life dangerous. Then there’s the live blog and I have to write for the Psuedo Porn site tonight.

And honestly, I think it’s a good topic.

by Brad Lee on Jan 11, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Pseudo Porn site?

Link?

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

you dont’ have enough?

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Brad writes about the Blues for InsideSTL.com

It’s 90% pseudo-porn, 5% sports, 5% real porn.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 11, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Also

This is my all-time favorite T-shirt

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Umm . . .

awesome shirt.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

My all-time favorite T-shirt...

…is a K-HITS 2006 World Fish Fry Tour t-shirt autographed by Jen Sparks… I like it so much I don’t wear it, I just keep it as a shrine to Sparky. I miss her on the Showgram in the morning…

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Jan 11, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

me too, Prospect ...

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Son of a

let’s try this again. http://tinyurl.com/9zg2sv

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That IS an awesome shirt.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

HAHA amazing =p

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Jan 11, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

money

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Lol

I wear it everywhere :D

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

EMMANUEL!!!

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I leave for a few minutes to tuck a son in and all kinds of things happen.
Including getting lost with the thread change.

by luvhockey on Jan 11, 2009 8:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Christ

Who’s on the fucking power play here?

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Do they have hot ice girls in Edmonton?

judge for yourself

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I . . .

would certainly hit that. Or those.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Imports!

Those look like they’ve seen the sun.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 11, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck my buns.

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Fuck

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

dammit

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh man

What’s with all the odd man rushes

by luvhockey on Jan 11, 2009 8:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Cockbiscuits.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

That goal was due to the great ice

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 11, 2009 8:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

ouch!

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

you clearly see Manny damning his glove hand

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Fortunately

You see Manny damning his glove hand much less often than Sanford

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

“WEAK WEAK WEAK GLOVEHAND!” ~ Nike Goalie Commerical

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Jan 11, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Haha

nice touch.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

well at least I know it’s comming

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Jan 11, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Of course it was Brule.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

i wonder if they call him

Creme ?

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I almost said that… almost.

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I have no shame ...

it’s well documented …

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I know i’d like to take a blow torch to him right about now

by TOP SHELF BOB on Jan 11, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The water damage to that wall looks like an axe wound.

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Apparently I've missed a goal against...

Don’t have the game on yet; just got done following the Rivermen game on the ’Net.

Bishop choked again. 4-3 Manitoba final. Matt Foy (played for the Wilds last year) finally played for the Rivermen, and picked up an assist.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Jan 11, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

IronMan for a PP ???

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Yea...

The Oilers announcers are calling that a good call…I say fuck that. Berglund should be able to smash whoever he wants.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

love it when the guy who scores for the opponent gets a penalty not long after. it’s like he’s getting penalized for scoring

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

The hooking calls are ridiculous even if it goes our way.

by luvhockey on Jan 11, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I completely agree...

I was just going to post about how f***ing weak this stuff is that they’re calling “hooking” nowadays.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Jan 11, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

A couple of really good plays by DP …. its been a good nite for him so far.

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Cogliano gets hurt...

…and Bernie breathes a sigh of relief.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 11, 2009 8:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Some of the hooking calls since the lockout

Have been fucking retarded.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Man,

Berglund has a rocket of a slapshot.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

lol Roloson fell down when he tried to play the puck

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

“aww, Orson fall down?”

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Goalie looked like a turtle

by luvhockey on Jan 11, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Just got here...

Is this the first live blog since the switch to SBN? I’ve missed it!

And to the six wise-guys who voted ‘nay’ for the live blog — what the hell? Don’t you know that it’s our job to monopolize Brad’s time and effort whenever possible?

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Jan 11, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

One of 'em is me...

…and I much prefer the open thread concept.

I don’t like having to switch threads for every period. Much easier to just open one thread and keep it open.

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Jan 11, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Caught up on the first period.

Sorry. Missed the location request…

Edwardsville, IL. Went for school, stayed for Stagger Inn. Among other reasons…

I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.

by TheDuke32 on Jan 11, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Polak says the Blues are going to work really Hard on their PeePee’s

by TOP SHELF BOB on Jan 11, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Almost 20 minutes late

But yes, he said that. :)

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

The perils of watching on dialup.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 11, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Little Mac and Marylin in the press box

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I love of my feed is smooth and clear when they are playing in the neutral zone but when there are plays by the net my feed gets really fucked up

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X

by Carnie on Jan 11, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

the Blackhawks beat the Preds , so we’re that extra 2.5% closer ….

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Sweet.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

alot of hockey left … just win every game and you’ll be fine :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

However . . .

we apparently only beat GOOD teams.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

ha ha ha!

(kicks you!)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah.

I left myself open for that one, now didn’t I?

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

More like .1% closer.

And yet, still closer.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 11, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

oops

make that 0.1%

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Sorry, I was off making myself a tasty gin and tonic.

While that was the weakest hooking call in the history of hooking calls . . . it’s like if a cop pulls you over for doing 69 in a 65. You ask, “then why did you pull me over?” And s/he says “because you were speeding.” It sucks, it’s fucking stupid, but he’s technically correct.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

that is where cleavage comes in

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You have that advantage.

I don’t.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Cheater.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I have no issues with cheating if it keeps me out of speeding tickets :)

Ever get the feeling we are on a collision course with reality?

by ang6666 on Jan 11, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t think my cleavage is going to help me.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

tasty? that stuff is almost entirely tasteless

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Unless you go half and half . . .

then it becomes a potent potable.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

What, is this Jeopardy?

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'll take "Potent Potables" for $1000, Alex...

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Jan 11, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And I'll take the Penis Mightier for $800

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

the rapists for $20

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Trebek: Burt Reynolds!
Burt: (clears throat, points at sign)
Trebek: Oh, sorry . . . TURD . . . FERGUSON!
Burt: Whaddaya want?
Trebek: You rang in.
Burt: No I didn’t.
Trebek: Yes you did!
Burt: That’s your opinion.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Sean Connery: what is “sex with Alex’s mother”?

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Trebek: This is the sound a doggy makes. (ding) Sean Connery!
Connery: MOO!
Trebek: Incorrect.
Connery: Well that’s the sound ya mother made last night!

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

To the powers that be...

BIG fan of the “who we want to win” deal on the site today. BIG fan.

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

here here !!!!

I concur.

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You guys got it.

We’ll keep it up.

Unless it gets too depressing.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 11, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

But then it’ll just bring the funny.

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

or we can flip it.

and it’ll become a ‘race to the top pick’ tracker.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 11, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I just love that name...

Horcoff.

That always makes me crack up, for some reason…

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Jan 11, 2009 8:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Horcoff, ya knob!

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I laughed my horcoff.

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

is that a hernia test

in a brothel??

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

winner.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 11, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

someone tell me what the hell the guy at the end of the McDonalds cappuchino commercial is saying? before the other says “don’t” I can never make out what it is

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

"I almost bought a beret"

…. no idea if it was raspberry

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 11, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Haha, just saw Brad reminds us the Golden Globes are on

Good one, heh heh. Heh … I, um … I need to head out for … a beer run now. Yeah! That’s the ticket. Probably take a couple hours.

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 11, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Followed by a Simpsons style sound of feet walking away that quickly speed up, followed by a car starting and a peel out.

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I call it the Troy McClure

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I DON'T THINK HE'S COMIN' BACK!!!!!

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Brad

I think Brule hates you.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 11, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

What is it about Blues 2nd Periods the last few games that just bore the shit out of me.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

maybe they need to not switch directions

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Bernie’s getting a little personal talking about Polaks little stick

by TOP SHELF BOB on Jan 11, 2009 8:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

What the shit?

TSN talking about the possibility of Tampa trading Lecavalier? Let’s do it.

by Dan. on Jan 11, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I’m on board

by stlchapman on Jan 11, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hell. and Yes.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

but at what cost? it’s gonna be expensive.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 11, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Walt reached a lot of milestones lately..

by Dooks on Jan 11, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I like your thinking.

Too bad that’ll get us jack plus shit.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 11, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And isn’t he signed for the next 11 years at top dollar? Even the Mrs. gets no more than a four-year deal from me, and she does things Vinny can’t do.*

*without artificial help

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 11, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs