According to this article on the Achorage Daily News site, Blues prospect and former first round draft pick Marek Schwarz has had quite enough of freezing his ass off while playing in Alaska. He has decided to flee home to his native Czech Republic.
Schwarz played in 5 games for the Aces this season, recording a .904 save percentage and a 3.15 GAA. He also played 10 games for the Rivermern, recording a horrid .869 save percentage and a 3.56 GAA.
Also, somewhere in the world, while reading the above mentioned article, someone uttered the word "asshat".