The Keith Tkachuk Show: The 2009 NHL All-Star Game
Or maybe not. But as the sole representative from the Blues, we'll all be pulling for Big Walt to have a good game. Who knows, maybe it'll make his trade value higher come deadline time.

Our man Brad was going to live blog this bad boy, but decided that he was going to live blog a game of NHL94 instead. Look forward to seeing that in the coming weeks.
With the yawner exhibition high-end competition taking place at a later time than usual (5 p.m. Central) this year, we may actually watch it rather than take our annual All-Star game nap.
Then again, it's on the Versus network in the U.S. so many of you may end up watching college basketball instead simply because you have no choice.
For those of you looking to swap some snark, this would be your game-day thread.
Let's Go Walt!
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Brutal opening
No Walt mentioned and they paid tribute to Kane and Toews. Stab the producer in the eye with a steak knife.
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is there any place
I can listen to the game?
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
by Jstats on Jan 25, 2009 5:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
try this
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you......
I found it using this radio plug in thing that I was given for Christmas……..now Let’s Go Walt
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
by Jstats on Jan 25, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
Now there are spandex wimmens hanging from ropes playing violin?
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Heh, I thought I was going to be watching the all-star game. This looks like Circ du solei
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 5:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck?
Okay, the pre-game last time was poor, but their was at least an organ.
Fucking French eurofags.
by Chia on Jan 25, 2009 5:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
DOH
I think I hit the channel button by accident. This can’t be hockey.
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is Picard announcing?
Your two-tousand nine all-stars!
by Chia on Jan 25, 2009 5:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Walk gets a murmor from the crowd
I swear Inginla is Mike Tyson’s brudder
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Walt i meant
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Any fight predictions?
LOL
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ovechnkin vs. Malkin
This can’t possibly last can it??? The truce won’t last
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
by Jstats on Jan 25, 2009 5:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LEt's get it on

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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I love
French announcers. I get wood when they call a goal.
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This guy singing our Anthem, kinda sucks at it.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 5:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes he does
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
by Jstats on Jan 25, 2009 5:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why is their anthem so much better than ours.
by oic on Jan 25, 2009 5:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Because they sing it like it was written
instead of letting some douchebag muck through it and change half the fucking notes.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 5:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
America The Beautiful is awesome
Game on
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LET’S GO WEST
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
by Jstats on Jan 25, 2009 5:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO WEST (BUT FUCK DETROIT)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 5:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I's rather suck a dead dog nose until its chest caved in than root for detroit
F Detoilet
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit, yuck
that was awesome
www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D
NO Garland, NO Wolf, NO Looper!
by jealousblues on Jan 25, 2009 6:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Point taken Dan....
Now this one counts right………the winning side gets home field advantage in the Stanley Cup right??? Oh that’s baseball
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
by Jstats on Jan 25, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That will probably be next years All-Star Game.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 5:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thats right!
how about “Butt fuck Detroit”
www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D
NO Garland, NO Wolf, NO Looper!
by jealousblues on Jan 25, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody notice the shirt the anthem singer was wearing?
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
by -DJ- on Jan 25, 2009 5:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I noticed it looked like it was bought at a thrift store.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Someone throw a shoe at the producer.
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
34 minutes, and we're off
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
by -DJ- on Jan 25, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I've never been wif a woman hanging from a rope playing a violin
ANyone?
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What are the odds on
Walt getting the only penalty given in the entire game??? Since the refs always try to hose us
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
by Jstats on Jan 25, 2009 5:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Man, lots of people round here for a game that won’t really resemble hockey. Impressive.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
im only here till the SAG awards start. half ass all star game fan.
by oic on Jan 25, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
by -DJ- on Jan 25, 2009 5:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BIG WALLET!
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 5:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If ya want to see what no fight/no check hockey looks like, here ya go.
Walt for the 1st goal for the WEST
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
First time poster here, and....
WALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
by Tackle Box on Jan 25, 2009 5:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Welcome Tackle
Nice to have you here
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
by Jstats on Jan 25, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I've never noticed this blog.
I know I’ve checked around SBN numerous times but just found it today. Can’t believe it’s been around since 2005.
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
by Tackle Box on Jan 25, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i know what you mean. i just found this place last week.
by oic on Jan 25, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rookie year also
I was a lost soul
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We joined SB Nation in December. We’ve been a Web site with this address since sometime in 06. The paper we sell outside games started in November 2005.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lay the history of Game Night Revue on the newbies Brad.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Review
Why the Hell did I spell it like that? Fuck Detroit
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't hate
We were all newbies at one point!
jk.
And nice moniker. Concise and crystal clear.
Btw, we need more Canadians in this game.
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
by Tackle Box on Jan 25, 2009 5:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I think it was spelled Revue
But I don’t remember at the moment.
Quick history: This crazy guy in Chicago started the Blue Line Report to sell outside Hawks games to basically curse at Bill Wirtz. Jeffio saw it, said, “I can do that.” He started GNR the first game in the Kiel Center, forever known to him as Yuppie Heaven. He lasted 10 years with the motto “an unbiased opinion of tonight’s action” with the philosophy “We’re not afraid to call a piece of shit…a piece of shit.”
He gave it up after the 04-05 lockout and Gallagher, who had been writing for GNR, picked it up with Game Time in November 05. I joined the effort shortly thereafter. There’s a few holdovers.
If you check the main page, there’s a spot to look at recent issues on the left hand side of the site. It’s an interesting hobby.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you. Awesome start.
Next time I’m in STL I’ll look for it at the game
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Old issues are posted here on the site. Sean also does e-mail subscriptions for $2 an issue.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You might be right on the spelling
I actually had the very last edition of GNR, I remember talking with vendor outside the 14th street entrance about how it was going to be last edition.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I linked GT to my blog to help spread the love
More lost souls out there wandering around with no hope.
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Game Time has only been on SBN for about a month or so.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That explains it.
I checked the archives and saw post dating back to 2005.
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
by Tackle Box on Jan 25, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I see the Hawk fans rolled out the Welcome Wagon for us
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I…uh…encouraged a few to go over and a few people didn’t take it too well.
Just wait until the next Detroit game.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Its on like Donkey Kong
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta agree on the Blue Moon though
Drink a real beer awfrick.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed myself
over at Second City. Not sure whether Second City enjoyed my time over there.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 6:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
How about that
GO WALT
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
by Jstats on Jan 25, 2009 5:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Detroit, and fuck all the frog-eating fans for not making any noise for a Western Conference/American goal.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling we are gonna hear some words where the FCC will be calling VS.....
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
by -DJ- on Jan 25, 2009 5:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Welcome TB
Walt ^5
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Snails
about the only French I can handle.
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
There was an old guy from my hometown who hated the French
He served in WWII and used to say. “The goddamned French. They fight with their feet and F@%* with their face.”
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
by Tackle Box on Jan 25, 2009 5:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahaha!
im not one to bash the French, but thats hillarious
www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D
NO Garland, NO Wolf, NO Looper!
by jealousblues on Jan 25, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
well,
ok, some DP on the side
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
......1-0 after 5min? What kind of all-star game is this??
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
by -DJ- on Jan 25, 2009 5:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
tight checking LOL
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Les Mutes?
Quiet crowd
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
$10 says no one throws a check the whole game.
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No Roenick, so I’ll pass
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Those red pants
with the red socks are horrible.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
candycanes
look like pajamas
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i dont like the uniforms in general this year
by oic on Jan 25, 2009 5:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
goalies making saves... maybe the players will start getting pissed at em and start playing a real game... and start to get physical and such.
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
by -DJ- on Jan 25, 2009 5:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Rocket. I was a kid when I first saw him play.
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by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the east is getting a little more goal-horn action when they score....... bias bastards
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
by -DJ- on Jan 25, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Lady Bings all around
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Do we have to introduce
and clap for a fucking Canadien every single commercial? Screw this shit.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Do you think
That Tkachuk is getting used to playing with nASH? Not that I would expect him to be traded in the division.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
it looks like they are all wearing sweatpants
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
by -DJ- on Jan 25, 2009 5:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
sweat pants are awesome!
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So far it’s been a shame we’re not playing 3-post with the way the West has been shooting.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 5:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What's sad
is that no one is skating hard. It’s like all the players think they’re too cool to try hard right now.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 5:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Walt
I can’t believe the Blues pushed so hard for Walt to be their all-star selection. I don’t know why they continously try to polish turds.
by Henry Miller's Used Penis on Jan 25, 2009 6:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
hey he’s scored the only west goal so far..cut him some slack
by oic on Jan 25, 2009 6:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We need to move past Walt
turn the page. Where do u think he’ll get traded?
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What makes you say the Blues pushed for him to get picked? I didn’t think the teams had any say who got picked.
by Brad Lee on Jan 25, 2009 6:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, the West doesn’t to be as sharp defensively when they can’t knock the shit out of people.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 6:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Im loving how Walt scored the goal! =D I was SO HAPPY!!!!
REPRESENT!!
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 6:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
speaking of trade bait
Marleau added another goal for the West
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
them sharks are lookin pretty good this year
I get to see a lot of their games out here on the coast on Center ICe.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
More frilly dancers
topless? like vegas?
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
gahdammit, I thought this game was gonna start at 6. I get here and there’s already 75 comments on a GDT. I’m like wtf
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
well I’ll see you guys later
p.s. FUCK DETROIT!
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You were only off by a little bit. I knew it started at 5:00 and sat through 30+ minutes of bullshit before there was anything remotely resembling hockey. Cya Christine.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 6:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
c ya Carnie. F Detroit
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
dammit, I get here and the foul mouth girl we all love has to leave…. this day keeps getting better
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's the internet
you can always pretend someone on here is a foul mouth girl. Where’s Answer Man?
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 6:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i can lay on the foul language, but it’s not really needed so far.
by oic on Jan 25, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sports Soup must be hurting for ratings.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 6:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
yeah, like we give a shit about what happens to the guy. we hardly even know his name
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
btw, Bergland + Wheeler = money in the youngstars game. let’s send Walt to Boston for Wheeler. so we can have those two and Oshie be a dominating line
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
plus we already know Boston loves getting screwed in trades with us
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So have you heard anything from Murray about whether you’re getting the start this coming Thursday?
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
no, but I would imagine so since Legs seems to be injured
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yea, I forgot he was injured again. How bad is it when you lose track of injuries because their are so damn many of them.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody elses stream die?
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 6:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
you didn’t miss anything. they were only showing a package on activists for learning-disabled kids
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
screw Vs
for not being in my cable package
www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D
NO Garland, NO Wolf, NO Looper!
by jealousblues on Jan 25, 2009 6:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I so want that chick in that Jim Beam commercial
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
booobage!!
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
1. boobage
2. hot accent
3. VERY lenient on what you do (though I probably wouldn’t neglect her to do half those things she mentioned)
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I so want the internet stream to come back up :<
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 6:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pineing away for an Imo's pizza
My tapeworm thinks my throat’s been cut
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
looks kinda like watching a Capitals/BlueJackets game, the way those jerseys were designed
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Weak horn there
My truck horn is louder….. when it works
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
hate when they pronounce Mario like “Mair-e-o”
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I jsut cant get into the All star games with no hitting.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No fight/no check hockey
No thanks
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
“simple concept: you: annoying…makes us: annoyed”
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The Roadrunner.
Dude was amazing. His thighs looked like oak tree trunks. A freak of nature
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hejduk wrist shot = money anyone else notice this during the elimination shootout and on that last goal?
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 6:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sniper deluxe
Poor goalie, looked like a baby seal clubbing
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
did carey price score? not watching the game (at work) saw the box score that walt scored and saw this … Eastern Confe 1:21, Carey Price 1 (Tomas Kaberle)
what happened?
by averagejoe on Jan 25, 2009 6:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's 7-7 now. It's been a blur of goals. Not sure on CAry
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
its been fixed
Eastern Confe 1:21, Martin St. Louis 1 (Tomas Kaberle)
by averagejoe on Jan 25, 2009 6:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
For anybody who cares
The atdhe.net stream is back up. It’s the second link.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 6:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Man, the Canadians were THE team when I was a kid and they are rolling out ALL the greats.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What really sucks
is we have to wait until Thursday for a Blues game
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 6:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
GOD I KNOW!!!
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kane for the miss
While standing in the crease with open net
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 7:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
hey what system is that game of NHL 94 gonna be on?
You say 'Tomato', I say 'FUCK DETROIT', so lets call the season off
by RFJCC on Jan 25, 2009 7:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think the second period goalies got 16 new assholes torn for them.
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 7:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Lol
Just how great would this band be if they did that Dallas Drake song during the intermission?
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 7:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
well at least two of those top plays were goals against (Fuck) Detroit
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 7:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
the REAL #1 hockey play in the first half? The Blues’ MLK Miracle!
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 7:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No doubt. I would have loved to have been able to watch that whole game.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
by Dan. on Jan 25, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
John Turturro just seems like he’s gonna snap and twist your head off at any given moment. they way he looks and talks
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 7:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
lmfao!
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 7:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
dude was scary in that CIA movie "The Good SHepard"
played a good muscle man. The scene when Toturro meats MAtt Damon was great
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
by spectr17 on Jan 25, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
playing Chuck in “Anger Management” isn’t softening his image either lol
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 7:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
dont forget that crappy movie with johnny depp. secret window..he was creepy as hale is that too.
by oic on Jan 25, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
does that one really count? technically he was Johnny Depp the whole time
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
interesting…. while looking for that pic, I came across possibly a live-action image of Little Mac vs. King Hippo from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out

by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You win if you can find a real-life Soda Popinski
And what was his actual, pre-wimped name — Vodka Ruskie or somethung close, right?
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Jan 25, 2009 7:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
well...there's this, but I'm not done searching

by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll allow it!
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Jan 25, 2009 8:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tony Dungy?

"Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve any goal that is worthwhile." -- Vince Lombardi
(No, I'm not a Packers fan)
by Donut King on Jan 25, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit, why didn’t I think of that?
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just tuned in …
If the League wants to increase scoring to attract fans, then why is this high-scoring game so damn boring?
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I hope! After yesterday’s trick shot shoot out, elimination shootout, and youngstars zero-D 3-on-3 shootout, the fans need more shootout! And bettman will be pleased as punch to show it off some more.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Jan 25, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
NEEDZ MOAR SHOOT OUTZ
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
very likely
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wtf?
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
stupid html BS
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 7:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Proportionally speaking...
…if they solve tied regular season games with shootouts, they should decide tied All-Star games with a shoot-from-center-ice-past-the-sumo-costumed-French-fan contest.
This I believe.
Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.
by Dominik on Jan 25, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
PENALTY!!!!!
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 8:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wow ... a penalty in the ASG
and it wasn’t Walt …
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
SHOOT OUT
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
yay.
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i love the Jack Schmit carwash ad
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
“hey Mom … the car smells like Schmitt again”
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Man, Walt almost put that one in on the quick stuff to pull out an entirely meaningless OT win.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
by TheDuke32 on Jan 25, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
first two shooters for the Wst needs to be Doan and Hejduk
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the east
Fuck detroit
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 8:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
“if he scores it’s over…YES!”
biased announcers
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 8:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
by the way ....
i found a totally awesome pick, and posted it on FanShots,,,, check it out when you get a chance.
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OH BOY! Sports Soup is on!!
FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS
"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem
"Turned into a monster I'm a motherfucker!!!" ~ Static X
by Carnie on Jan 25, 2009 8:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
TheDuke32, scroll up to the picture request
by Dooks on Jan 25, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Too bad for me
I couldn’t even watch the NHL all star game since no one here in Indiana cares about hockey and I don’t get verses.
Pats R 18* and DONE without CHEATING FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They will never win another playoff game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Colts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PatsR18*andDONEwithoutCHEATING on Jan 26, 2009 11:30 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

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