The Keith Tkachuk Show: The 2009 NHL All-Star Game
Or maybe not. But as the sole representative from the Blues, we'll all be pulling for Big Walt to have a good game. Who knows, maybe it'll make his trade value higher come deadline time.

Our man Brad was going to live blog this bad boy, but decided that he was going to live blog a game of NHL94 instead. Look forward to seeing that in the coming weeks.
With the yawner exhibition high-end competition taking place at a later time than usual (5 p.m. Central) this year, we may actually watch it rather than take our annual All-Star game nap.
Then again, it's on the Versus network in the U.S. so many of you may end up watching college basketball instead simply because you have no choice.
For those of you looking to swap some snark, this would be your game-day thread.
Let's Go Walt!
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Brutal opening
No Walt mentioned and they paid tribute to Kane and Toews. Stab the producer in the eye with a steak knife.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Is there any place
I can listen to the game?
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
try this
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Thank you......
I found it using this radio plug in thing that I was given for Christmas……..now Let’s Go Walt
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
WTF?
Now there are spandex wimmens hanging from ropes playing violin?
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
What the fuck?
Okay, the pre-game last time was poor, but their was at least an organ.
Fucking French eurofags.
DOH
I think I hit the channel button by accident. This can’t be hockey.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Walk gets a murmor from the crowd
I swear Inginla is Mike Tyson’s brudder
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Walt i meant
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Any fight predictions?
LOL
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Ovechnkin vs. Malkin
This can’t possibly last can it??? The truce won’t last
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
LEt's get it on

Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
I love
French announcers. I get wood when they call a goal.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
This guy singing our Anthem, kinda sucks at it.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
Because they sing it like it was written
instead of letting some douchebag muck through it and change half the fucking notes.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
America The Beautiful is awesome
Game on
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
LET’S GO WEST
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
LET'S GO WEST (BUT FUCK DETROIT)
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
I's rather suck a dead dog nose until its chest caved in than root for detroit
F Detoilet
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
holy shit, yuck
that was awesome
www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D
NO Garland, NO Wolf, NO Looper!
by jealousblues on Jan 25, 2009 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
Point taken Dan....
Now this one counts right………the winning side gets home field advantage in the Stanley Cup right??? Oh that’s baseball
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
thats right!
how about “Butt fuck Detroit”
www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D
NO Garland, NO Wolf, NO Looper!
by jealousblues on Jan 25, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
Anybody notice the shirt the anthem singer was wearing?
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
Someone throw a shoe at the producer.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
34 minutes, and we're off
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
I've never been wif a woman hanging from a rope playing a violin
ANyone?
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
What are the odds on
Walt getting the only penalty given in the entire game??? Since the refs always try to hose us
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
WALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
If ya want to see what no fight/no check hockey looks like, here ya go.
Walt for the 1st goal for the WEST
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
First time poster here, and....
WALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
Welcome Tackle
Nice to have you here
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
I can't believe I've never noticed this blog.
I know I’ve checked around SBN numerous times but just found it today. Can’t believe it’s been around since 2005.
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
Rookie year also
I was a lost soul
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
We joined SB Nation in December. We’ve been a Web site with this address since sometime in 06. The paper we sell outside games started in November 2005.
Lay the history of Game Night Revue on the newbies Brad.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
Review
Why the Hell did I spell it like that? Fuck Detroit
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:43 PM CST up reply actions
Don't hate
We were all newbies at one point!
jk.
And nice moniker. Concise and crystal clear.
Btw, we need more Canadians in this game.
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
Actually, I think it was spelled Revue
But I don’t remember at the moment.
Quick history: This crazy guy in Chicago started the Blue Line Report to sell outside Hawks games to basically curse at Bill Wirtz. Jeffio saw it, said, “I can do that.” He started GNR the first game in the Kiel Center, forever known to him as Yuppie Heaven. He lasted 10 years with the motto “an unbiased opinion of tonight’s action” with the philosophy “We’re not afraid to call a piece of shit…a piece of shit.”
He gave it up after the 04-05 lockout and Gallagher, who had been writing for GNR, picked it up with Game Time in November 05. I joined the effort shortly thereafter. There’s a few holdovers.
If you check the main page, there’s a spot to look at recent issues on the left hand side of the site. It’s an interesting hobby.
Thank you. Awesome start.
Next time I’m in STL I’ll look for it at the game
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
You might be right on the spelling
I actually had the very last edition of GNR, I remember talking with vendor outside the 14th street entrance about how it was going to be last edition.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
I linked GT to my blog to help spread the love
More lost souls out there wandering around with no hope.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Game Time has only been on SBN for about a month or so.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:41 PM CST up reply actions
That explains it.
I checked the archives and saw post dating back to 2005.
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
I see the Hawk fans rolled out the Welcome Wagon for us
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
I…uh…encouraged a few to go over and a few people didn’t take it too well.
Just wait until the next Detroit game.
Its on like Donkey Kong
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
I gotta agree on the Blue Moon though
Drink a real beer awfrick.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
I enjoyed myself
over at Second City. Not sure whether Second City enjoyed my time over there.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
How about that
GO WALT
'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.'
MARK VIDUKA
I have a feeling we are gonna hear some words where the FCC will be calling VS.....
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
Welcome TB
Walt ^5
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Snails
about the only French I can handle.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
There was an old guy from my hometown who hated the French
He served in WWII and used to say. “The goddamned French. They fight with their feet and F@%* with their face.”
A teenage boy with a sprit inside
Of a Samurai warrior who long ago died.
Now he's O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
O....O....O....O Oshikuru!
My oh My he's a demon Samurai
Who's the guy who had to die.......Oshikuru!
hahahahahahaha!
im not one to bash the French, but thats hillarious
www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D
NO Garland, NO Wolf, NO Looper!
by jealousblues on Jan 25, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
well,
ok, some DP on the side
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
......1-0 after 5min? What kind of all-star game is this??
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
tight checking LOL
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Les Mutes?
Quiet crowd
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
$10 says no one throws a check the whole game.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
No Roenick, so I’ll pass
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
candycanes
look like pajamas
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
goalies making saves... maybe the players will start getting pissed at em and start playing a real game... and start to get physical and such.
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
Wow
Rocket. I was a kid when I first saw him play.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
the east is getting a little more goal-horn action when they score....... bias bastards
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
Lady Bings all around
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Do you think
That Tkachuk is getting used to playing with nASH? Not that I would expect him to be traded in the division.
it looks like they are all wearing sweatpants
"Brad Winchester playing on a line with Perron and Berglund is like the fat kid who you invite to play one day because you didn't have enough skaters, yet you don't have the heart to tell them to leave the next few times you play. Damn you Andy Murray." -Author Unknown
What's sad
is that no one is skating hard. It’s like all the players think they’re too cool to try hard right now.
Walt
I can’t believe the Blues pushed so hard for Walt to be their all-star selection. I don’t know why they continously try to polish turds.
by Henry Miller's Used Penis on Jan 25, 2009 6:01 PM CST reply actions
We need to move past Walt
turn the page. Where do u think he’ll get traded?
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
them sharks are lookin pretty good this year
I get to see a lot of their games out here on the coast on Center ICe.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
More frilly dancers
topless? like vegas?
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
c ya Carnie. F Detroit
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
It's the internet
you can always pretend someone on here is a foul mouth girl. Where’s Answer Man?
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
by Fuck Detroit on Jan 25, 2009 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
Sports Soup must be hurting for ratings.
Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.
btw, Bergland + Wheeler = money in the youngstars game. let’s send Walt to Boston for Wheeler. so we can have those two and Oshie be a dominating line
So have you heard anything from Murray about whether you’re getting the start this coming Thursday?
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
screw Vs
for not being in my cable package
www.GriffinandtheGargoyles.com or www.myspace.com/GriffinandtheGargoyles
Dont take me seriously :-D
NO Garland, NO Wolf, NO Looper!
booobage!!
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Pineing away for an Imo's pizza
My tapeworm thinks my throat’s been cut
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Weak horn there
My truck horn is louder….. when it works
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I jsut cant get into the All star games with no hitting.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
No fight/no check hockey
No thanks
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
The Roadrunner.
Dude was amazing. His thighs looked like oak tree trunks. A freak of nature
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Hejduk wrist shot = money anyone else notice this during the elimination shootout and on that last goal?
Sniper deluxe
Poor goalie, looked like a baby seal clubbing
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
did carey price score? not watching the game (at work) saw the box score that walt scored and saw this … Eastern Confe 1:21, Carey Price 1 (Tomas Kaberle)
what happened?
It's 7-7 now. It's been a blur of goals. Not sure on CAry
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
For anybody who cares
The atdhe.net stream is back up. It’s the second link.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
Man, the Canadians were THE team when I was a kid and they are rolling out ALL the greats.
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
What really sucks
is we have to wait until Thursday for a Blues game
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Kane for the miss
While standing in the crease with open net
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
Lol
Just how great would this band be if they did that Dallas Drake song during the intermission?
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? - Satchel Paige
John Turturro just seems like he’s gonna snap and twist your head off at any given moment. they way he looks and talks
dude was scary in that CIA movie "The Good SHepard"
played a good muscle man. The scene when Toturro meats MAtt Damon was great
Life is relevant. You can put your hands on a hot stove and a fraction of a second seems like hours. Yet you can put your hands on a hot woman and hours seem to turn into seconds.
interesting…. while looking for that pic, I came across possibly a live-action image of Little Mac vs. King Hippo from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out

You win if you can find a real-life Soda Popinski
And what was his actual, pre-wimped name — Vodka Ruskie or somethung close, right?
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
Tony Dungy?

"Leaders are made, they are not born. They are made by hard effort, which is the price which all of us must pay to achieve any goal that is worthwhile." -- Vince Lombardi
(No, I'm not a Packers fan)
Just tuned in …
If the League wants to increase scoring to attract fans, then why is this high-scoring game so damn boring?
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions
I hope! After yesterday’s trick shot shoot out, elimination shootout, and youngstars zero-D 3-on-3 shootout, the fans need more shootout! And bettman will be pleased as punch to show it off some more.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
very likely
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions
wtf?
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions
stupid html BS
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
Proportionally speaking...
…if they solve tied regular season games with shootouts, they should decide tied All-Star games with a shoot-from-center-ice-past-the-sumo-costumed-French-fan contest.
This I believe.
Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.
wow ... a penalty in the ASG
and it wasn’t Walt …
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:01 PM CST reply actions
yay.
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions
i love the Jack Schmit carwash ad
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:05 PM CST reply actions
“hey Mom … the car smells like Schmitt again”
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions
by the way ....
i found a totally awesome pick, and posted it on FanShots,,,, check it out when you get a chance.
.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com
by CrossCheckRaise on Jan 25, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions
Too bad for me
I couldn’t even watch the NHL all star game since no one here in Indiana cares about hockey and I don’t get verses.
Pats R 18* and DONE without CHEATING FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They will never win another playoff game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Colts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PatsR18*andDONEwithoutCHEATING on Jan 26, 2009 11:30 AM CST reply actions

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