Alex Semin Fights. Sort of.

Is lucky his helmet stayed on. If it hadn’t I’m sure Semin would have pulled out the 2nd girl-fight manuever and started ripping Orr’s hair out.

What the fuck was that?! Even I throw a better punch than that shit!

It made me laugh though, it was very strange to look at.

Alex’s first game back after Backes’ cross check across his lower spine. Now that was hockey………

It looks like so Phruit fighting over high heels. They should be ashamed.

Anyone see the Crosby fight? What a piece of shit. The puck drops, his opponent takes the draw all the while Crosby starts hitting. Piece of shit.

“Look ma, I’m playing the bongo drums!”

Hey mofos – it’s Mike B., from Rangerland.net. Last we spoke, we were thanking you for what turned out to be the glorious tenure of Sister Christian Backman on Broadway. That bitch was motoring.

Anyway, needless to say, we Ranger fans are quite delighted that this clip is making the rounds. Someone funnier than me needs to come up with a funny semen joke here, to add to the endless ones already out there about the “spunky” Russian. I’m not sure how you can relate that to bongo playing or hitting like a girl, but we hockey fans are nothing if not creative.

A self loather indeed.

That Ranger announcer ragging (choking?) on Semin is former Blue defenseman Joe Micheletti. He played for them for a few years in the early 80s. I remember seeing a picture of him in the uniform somewhere, but can’t find it right now.

Hit ’em with your purse, you pussy!

not only is it sad that he got his pads ripped off, but sadder that he’s getting a game misconduct for “not having his jersey strapped down”, which it was.

plus, the bitch slapping is just too funny!

The Rangers have signed enforcer Tyra Banks to counter the heavyweight that is Alex Semin.