Alex Semin Fights. Sort of.

by gallagher on Jan 4, 2009 3:57 PM CST Comment 20 comments

Alex Semin decided to fight Marc Staal last night. Instead, he's given us all reason to laugh at him. Forever. Thank you, Internets.

Even the announcers can't help but laugh at this feeble attempt at fisticuffs.

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Orr

Is lucky his helmet stayed on. If it hadn’t I’m sure Semin would have pulled out the 2nd girl-fight manuever and started ripping Orr’s hair out.

by Dan. on Jan 4, 2009 4:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

What the fuck was that?! Even I throw a better punch than that shit!

It made me laugh though, it was very strange to look at.

FUCK DETROIT IN EYEBALLS

"Go to sleep bitch! Die motherfucker die! Times up bitch close your eyes!" ~Eminem

by Carnie on Jan 4, 2009 4:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Alex’s first game back after Backes’ cross check across his lower spine. Now that was hockey………

by Pi on Jan 4, 2009 6:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

He looks as tough as this guy

by Pagan on Jan 4, 2009 7:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

It looks like so Phruit fighting over high heels. They should be ashamed.

Anyone see the Crosby fight? What a piece of shit. The puck drops, his opponent takes the draw all the while Crosby starts hitting. Piece of shit.

Thrillin' Booties and Punchin' Faces.

by Answer Man on Jan 4, 2009 7:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

“Look ma, I’m playing the bongo drums!”

by Brad Lee on Jan 4, 2009 7:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Ask = Receive

Alex Semin plays the drums.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 5, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

Two words:

Fuckin’ sweet.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jan 5, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey mofos – it’s Mike B., from Rangerland.net. Last we spoke, we were thanking you for what turned out to be the glorious tenure of Sister Christian Backman on Broadway. That bitch was motoring.

Anyway, needless to say, we Ranger fans are quite delighted that this clip is making the rounds. Someone funnier than me needs to come up with a funny semen joke here, to add to the endless ones already out there about the “spunky” Russian. I’m not sure how you can relate that to bongo playing or hitting like a girl, but we hockey fans are nothing if not creative.

Rangers, Royals, Raiders, Knicks...the man loves a winner.

by self loather on Jan 4, 2009 10:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Rangers, Royals, Raiders, Knicks . . .

ugghhh. Most of us are Cards fans, and at least I’m a Broncos fan. You must be a true fan of woe.

Anyway . . . if that was the strongest of the semen from the Semin, the rest would be bashed to oblivion by Claude Lemieux.

Yeah, I know. Not that good. Nevermind.

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 4, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hence the handle.

A self loather indeed.

Rangers, Royals, Raiders, Knicks...the man loves a winner.

by self loather on Jan 4, 2009 11:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

By the way...

That Ranger announcer ragging (choking?) on Semin is former Blue defenseman Joe Micheletti. He played for them for a few years in the early 80s. I remember seeing a picture of him in the uniform somewhere, but can’t find it right now.

Rangers, Royals, Raiders, Knicks...the man loves a winner.

by self loather on Jan 4, 2009 11:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

and former color man announcer for the Blues in the 90’s. he was good too! as far as investigative reporting goes, that dude could kick Andy Strickland’s ass with both arms behind his back any day

by Dooks on Jan 5, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hit ’em with your purse, you pussy!

Fuck Detroit

by Poor College Student on Jan 5, 2009 2:11 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Came here to post this.

Glad it was already done.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jan 5, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m surprised Kung Fu Bunny wasn’t on here before you got to it.

Fuck Detroit

by Poor College Student on Jan 5, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Me, too.

I posted it for all of our out (ooooot, for our Canadian fans) of towners so they would not have to have a “WTF moment” every time it was mentioned.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jan 5, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

::wipes tear from eye::

not only is it sad that he got his pads ripped off, but sadder that he’s getting a game misconduct for “not having his jersey strapped down”, which it was.

plus, the bitch slapping is just too funny!

by Dooks on Jan 5, 2009 10:38 AM CST reply actions 0 recs