You Write The Comedy Monday; Diver Edition

by gallagher on Jan 5, 2009 12:02 PM CST

Kristian Huselius, who didn't miss a shift after this 'hit' from David Backes Saturday night, must have heard or said a few things during this shot. What were they?

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Your guesses in the comments, if you please.

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Man, did I just get bitch slapped by Alexander Semin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6DjNKAAmPA

by HuntsvilleBlues on Jan 5, 2009 1:00 PM CST reply actions

BJ teammate says: “Why you gotta act like Keenan’s here every time someone touches you?”

Oshie mutters in Bartender Moe voice: “Swedish purse, anyone? We got a Swede, looking for his purse.”

Lady in purple coat: “You were right, Spencer! The acting here is just as moving as the opera!”

Woman in blue scarf: “So you were saying Columbus has an MLS team, too? Do they share players?”

Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.

by Dominik on Jan 5, 2009 1:33 PM CST reply actions

“This is how Brittney Spears began her acting career, right? Or was it Paris Hilton?”

by Rich of GASL on Jan 5, 2009 1:41 PM CST reply actions

Sister Kristian: “I’M A HUGE EMBARRASSING FAILURE! Just let me lay here awhile, doc.”

Teej (to Klesla): “Dude, I’m’a elbow-drop him if you skate away.”

Klesla: “Just do it now. I’m not gonna battle for this assweasel.”

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

by Donut King on Jan 5, 2009 1:52 PM CST reply actions

Teej- ’What? He asked to see the video tour of my apartment."

Ryan Jennings, Fucking Detroit's mother since 1989

by RFJCC on Jan 5, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions

Klesla: "How do you say "m***f*in' candy ass" in Swedish?"

"If we do not prepare for ourselves the role of the hammer, there will be nothing left but that of the anvil."

-- Otto von Bismarck, 1851

http://www.tomorrowsblues.net

by Tomorrows Blues on Jan 5, 2009 3:14 PM CST reply actions

Yeah, doc, I'm hurt...

I pulled my pussy muscle.

SWYD

by gallagher on Jan 5, 2009 4:46 PM CST reply actions

I like how the chick in the blue scarf is smiling her ass off. I hope she was thinking “Yea pussy! Get some!”

by Dan. on Jan 5, 2009 6:02 PM CST reply actions

Sister Kristian: “I’m smelling the ice. Just like in my favorite hockey movie The Cutting Edge. I think I’m gonna tear up. Moria Kelly is just so strong and beautiful. You go girl!!!”

by Pagan on Jan 5, 2009 7:06 PM CST reply actions

I'm embarressed ...

I actually like that movie.

Used to be Aaron, but some douchebag Celtics fan has that one already.

by Fuck Detroit on Jan 6, 2009 5:08 AM CST up reply actions

Toe pick.

by Dan. on Jan 6, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions

Pssst...

Hey c’mon man…everyone’s looking…taking a nap during the middle of the game is embarrassing!

by GTPhotographer on Jan 5, 2009 7:50 PM CST reply actions

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Jan 5, 2009 8:20 PM CST reply actions

So uh...

I was surfing the internets to try to find a video of this hit, and came across this too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hesPe9ehNTg

I felt the need to respond to the bashing that Backes was recieving in the comments. I’m Bluenotefan5. I think I highlighted the truth of the matter.

by Dan. on Jan 5, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions

That’s one mighty loogie.

by Chris Gift on Jan 5, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions

This is hilarious...

with the sound of an echo

Hey! Anyone out there? Can you help pull my head out of my a**. I seem to be stuck.

“Wow, my wee-wee is weewy-wewwy tiny from this angle!”

by GTPhotographer on Jan 5, 2009 10:51 PM CST reply actions

Is he gone yet?
I’m not getting up till he’s gone.

by briandunne on Jan 6, 2009 1:03 PM CST reply actions

BJ#1: Dude, what’s wrong!
BJ#2: I PLAY FOR A TEAM WITH A FUCKING GREEN BEE AS OUR MASCOT THAT’S WHAT’S WRONG!!! (sob, cry, additional various sounds made by a whiny pussy)

by Doc Whiskey on Jan 6, 2009 4:44 PM CST reply actions