During the break... (Blues One Act Theater)

With the Blues currently enjoying their longest in-season break, Andy McDonald made a phone call.

 [Ring tone: Rick Roll] Yo! Go for Chuckers.

 Walt, what up, broseph?

 Aw you know, just hanging out. Not breaking my ankle.

 Not that cool, Walter.

 Lighten up, Francis. Whatchu been up to during your, you know,  break?

 Seriously? Again?

 Sorry, bro. I think it's funny.

 Whatev. You know, I'm almost back. Won't be long and we'll be back in business. Dishin'. Dealin'. Deken'. Dunkin'. Donuts.

 Now who's hilarious? Donut jokes are very 2005, douchie.

So's my faceshield. So what? The room has gotten pretty young and AHLie since I left. How's that going?

Well, I have to 'text' a lot more than before, that's for sure.And the shit they put on the locker room boombox is really, um, shitty.

Hey, speaking of youngsters, check out this guy...

E-I-E-I-Ohhhhh! What's up, old man? Those brittle bones healing yet?

Yeah, yeah, NAMBLA, I'm drinkin' milk. Your plus/minus getting any less infected?

Hockey joke! Hilarious! Great success!

Oh no. Have you been watching Borat again?

My sister is number four whore in all of homeland!

 Christ. Anyone else there?

Sure. Hold for an old guy..................NOT!

 Hey, um... hello? Go for Nose? Hello?

 Yeah, uh, hey new guy. Andy McDonald here. Heard you were on the team. Ahh, looking forward to meeting you.

 Oh, uh, yeah. You too, uh, Andy.

So, ummm....

 Yeah.

 So.

So.

 Anyone else there, Steamer?

 Steener.

 Steener. Yeah. That's what I meant. Said.

 Sure. Hold on.

 (sigh)

 Yo! Go for Cokie!

 Hello? Go for Cokie?

{Hola! Como esta usted?}

 Uh, hold on.

 Go! For! Osh!

 Oshie, dudenkoff, how's it going? It's A-Mac.

 Happy Meal! Dude, it's going great. Now that I'm back with the team, IceBerg has been showing me the ropes, bro! Hold on, hold on, this is hilarious, hold on...

(TechnoViking! Come here, come here. OK, do it for Happy Meal. Dude. Do it right.)

Hey babies! Who wants to blow the job? No? Who's up for handing the job?

 Dude, how fucking funny is that? Even crazier? That shit works! It works, Happy Meal!

 That's pretty awesome, Osh. Hey is Walt there somewhere?

 Um, close. I got Walt Junior, hold on.

 Go for Backs.

 Hey, Backes, it's A-Mac, how's it going?

 McGriddles! Dude, what have you been doing on your, you know, break?

 I heard that one already.

 (laughter) I know, McNuggets, I know. I was standing right here. Can't wait to travel with you again, bro. Let's get playing this week, huh?

 That's the plan, man. That's the plan.

Hey, did you do anything cool during the break this week?

 Yeah man! I went back to Steve Wagner's home, man. We were buddies in college, played on the same team and all. His family has a great place and they let me come up for a couple days to chillax.

 Dancin' Steve Wagner? Where's he live?

 Michigan, Big Mac. Near Detroit.

 Duuuuuuuuude. That's bullshit. Fuck Detroit.

[Click.]