Top 11 Reasons The Season Needs To Start Immediately

by gallagher on Oct 1, 2009 9:01 AM CDT

11. Wife keeps asking why you're just standing around in the kitchen. You're right in the way, you know.

10. Liver starting to get cocky.

9. The 'friends' you hang out with during the rest of the year not even 10% as much fun as the friends you hang out with 41 times a season.

8. This might just be the year that Towel Douche heeds our advice and does actually jump.

7. Charles Glenn on Opening Night = Natural Viagra.

6. Got nine bucks just burning a hole in your beer fund.

5. Finally gonna win the pool by kicking Louie the Big Blue Rat right in the nuts.

4. Waking up sober and rested on a Wednesday is for fucking suckers.

3. Can't wait to put a pic on your Facebook of you humping the new MacInnis statue.

2. Red Berenson Cowboy promised you he'd show you his patented "back way" into Illinois this year.

1. April was like a million years ago.

From the 12 Fluid Ounces of Gallagher's Brain

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LOVE IT!

need a picture of you kicking louie in the nuts though,

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by DESTROYER on Oct 1, 2009 9:30 AM CDT reply actions

How about

- It’s disconcerting to be at home and not doing anything at 10 p.m. while thinking, “Shouldn’t I be writing something for something?”

- I just miss the hockey.

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by Brad Lee on Oct 1, 2009 9:46 AM CDT reply actions

Just 41 times a year?

Shit, you guys are more fun than 95% of the people I know a hell of a lot more often than that.

Actually, I’m trying to think of the last time the remaining 5% and I did anything fun. Hm.

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by hildymac on Oct 1, 2009 10:22 AM CDT reply actions

START ALREADY, STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!!!!!

by stlchapman on Oct 1, 2009 10:55 AM CDT reply actions

Isn't technology wonderful

This from a person that yesterday began sliding down the backside of the 40’s (I’m so depressed). Born when some shows were black and white and what the hell is a computer times.

“The ‘friends’ you hang out with during the rest of the year not even 10% as much fun as the friends you hang out with 41 times a season.”

This reminds me of when my 10yo son told me that “friends” aren’t the same as they used to be when I was little. He said that he is just as likely to have a great friend on the other side of the world as across the street.

by luvhockey on Oct 1, 2009 11:00 AM CDT reply actions

I love the fact...

that I can’t read this blog without bursting out in laughter in class. It gives me the ability to use the excuse: “The United Nations is just a funny system…”

Sometimes, I wonder why hockey came south of St. Louis, and then I realize, I'm south of St. Louis. Coincidence, I think not.

by Will in STL on Oct 1, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions

Works even less well

when the lecture is on acute renal failure.

by Washoo on Oct 1, 2009 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions

#12. The leaves are turning, the morning air is crisp and I’m pacing like a rat in a tin cup.

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Oct 1, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions

10. Liver starting to get cocky.

Now that is funny. Good news is I’m having a Blues game 2 party/celebrating the Cubs elimination for the 101st consecutive time. The century club and copious drinking involved with that should prepare me for Thursday.

by dvdvrhs on Oct 1, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions