We come to you on this eve of a new season for our beloved Blues to ask for your almighty blessings. Give us the strength to smash those Soddomites from Detroit and Chicago. We beseech you to keep the injuries and golf carts at bay for this one year and that Brad Boyes hit the god dayum net for change. We also most humbly ask you to keep Mr. Dangles off Andy's shit list.
P.S. Can you please make sure there is one good line brawl on the opener?