Let Us Prey

by spectr17 on Oct 1, 2009 11:57 AM CDT

JoBoo,

We come to you on this eve of a new season for our beloved Blues to ask for your almighty blessings. Give us the strength to smash those Soddomites from Detroit and Chicago. We beseech you to keep the injuries and golf carts at bay for this one year and that Brad Boyes hit the god dayum net for change. We also most humbly ask you to keep Mr. Dangles off Andy's shit list.

P.S. Can you please make sure there is one good line brawl on the opener?

Amen

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That arm (or whatever you call it) is so disturbing…

St. Louis Game Time

by Marcus E Pettersson on Oct 1, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions

I'm in agreement with Marcus here

Is that a chicken foot?
Nice Plager photo.

by luvhockey on Oct 1, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions

What does it say about me?...

that I laughed and smiled when I saw that bird leg

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 1, 2009 4:27 PM CDT reply actions

Its spelled

pray, spelling it with an E changes the meaning. Add some sort of shrunken head incense/candle holder. Amen.

by Icion on Oct 1, 2009 4:48 PM CDT reply actions

I think that spelling is intentional.

Knowing what I know about our hunter friend Spectr.

SWYD

by gallagher on Oct 1, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions

Where is...

the whole chicken?… or was it fried chicken?

by DanGNR on Oct 1, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions

I also want to know where the cigar and rum is . . .

anyway, it doesn’t help you hit a curveball. Just ask Harris.

One day, David Backes and Albert Pujols will combine forces to become the most awesome piece of violent force known to man.

by Donut King on Oct 1, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions

Are you saying Jesus Christ couldn't hit a curveball?

I know it's time for hockey because I've started singing "Don't Stop Believing" with the words "...born and raised in FUCK DETRIOT!!!"

by J-Mill on Oct 2, 2009 1:56 AM CDT up reply actions

He would know what you were going to throw before you were born and would already know it was going to land in the river before He swung at it.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Oct 2, 2009 6:57 AM CDT up reply actions

When the Panthers let Bouwmeester go ...

were they thinking “Fuck You, J-Bo , I do it myself” ??

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Oct 2, 2009 10:01 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Count it!

It’s a little bit of a reach, but I love it.

No beer and no TV make Homer...something something.

by Poor College Student on Oct 2, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions

lets go blues

"Some people think of the future and it upsets them. They see a rocket and they start building a bomb shelter. They see T.J. Oshie, they start building a fallout shelter."

by Oshie#74 on Oct 2, 2009 3:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Last minute shrine erection, left for vacation

I couldn’t find my lucky Blues hat or button. The lucky beads are from first trip to Mardi Gras. The rocks are amulets I had blessed by a Buddhist monk. The silver square thing is a pack of matches from the Velvet Touch Massage Parlor on N. Lindbergh ( a fine establishment long gone). The lucky coin is from Ontario Canada and the turkey leg is needed for the root and bone dance. Chicken bones also work.

And it was Prey with an “e” for the devastating annihilation of them Wings.

Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints

by spectr17 on Oct 4, 2009 5:19 PM CDT reply actions