Im a slow learner, so 11 things is tough, but here we go

11) Dont go near big blue rats

10) Compound swearing

9) That once you trick someone into going to meatspin, people tend to not click on anything you post

8) The sweater never touches the floor

7) That there are non-family members in the state of Michigan that have not been infected by the Detroit Douche Flu

6) Higher tolerance (but not for people)

5) During the regular season, Sharks are friends not douchebags who killed our best shot at the cup in the past decade

4) If I don't get my morning links, I get grumpy and violent

3) More tolerance (still not for people)

2) David Backes is actually god and if I ever decide to go back to church I had better be wearing #42

1)  Even if you did almost clobber an innocent bystander with a shoe following a Blues loss, there are still people who will accept you