Top 11 Things I've Learned from Game Time and Blues Hockey

by RFJCC on Oct 1, 2009 10:36 PM CDT

Im a slow learner, so 11 things is tough, but here we go

11) Dont go near big blue rats

10) Compound swearing

9) That once you trick someone into going to meatspin, people tend to not click on anything you post

8) The sweater never touches the floor

7) That there are non-family members in the state of Michigan that have not been infected by the Detroit Douche Flu

6) Higher tolerance (but not for people)

5) During the regular season, Sharks are friends not douchebags who killed our best shot at the cup in the past decade

4) If I don't get my morning links, I get grumpy and violent

3) More tolerance (still not for people)

2) David Backes is actually god and if I ever decide to go back to church I had better be wearing #42

1) Even if you did almost clobber an innocent bystander with a shoe following a Blues loss, there are still people who will accept you

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I learned

that the guy in the big blue rat will go insane if you ignore him to long. and that he has a secret god complex.

by Bleedbluecp2 on Oct 2, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions

Ang666 will be happy about #5

by luvhockey on Oct 2, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions

Milo, however,

is NOT!

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Oct 6, 2009 7:46 AM CDT up reply actions

The Links thing is true.

I don’t know if we’ve ever had as good an idea as that or shown better judgement in the guys we picked to do it.

SWYD

by gallagher on Oct 2, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

i second that

Props for the dudes that carry those out.

MAD props for the guy that had the idea and picked them to carry it out.

.... formerly "Tim" of StLouisGameTime.com

by CrossCheckRaise on Oct 2, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions

I 2nd that... again..

I guess that makes it thirds, but is that sloppy seconds? or sloppy thirds? At least it ain’t turds…

by DanGNR on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions

I learned that you can blame a broken window on a tornado.

"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible

by Carnie on Oct 2, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions

I've learned

That saying fuck detroit in public is perfectly acceptable

I’m not alone in my belief that the Sundin Twins share male genitalia

And of course Ive learned Swedish… namely… Fan Ta Detroit

After 5 No-Dozes I feel great.. only except that i can hear my ears.. and I believe that toenails are the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Come Root on the blues at
www.stlouisgametime.com

by MSUBluenoter on Oct 3, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

I’m not alone in my belief that the Sundin Twins share male genitalia

… I also believe the genitalia they share is not their own.

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Oct 6, 2009 7:48 AM CDT up reply actions

Eww.

Why did I just read that as a Draper/Maltby comparison? Bad connotation… bad.

It’s too early in the AM, and I have too much shit on my plate. What I just thought of is a sign that I probably need to go back to bed and hide for at least 4 more hours.

Reporter: There`s a "stamp out the Beatles movement" underway in Detroit. What are you going to do about it?

Paul McCartney: We`re going to start a campaign to stamp out Detroit.

by hildymac on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions

Rec'd

For the fact that you used a different language to say one of my favorite phrases.

by DanGNR on Oct 6, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions

I learned...

That others feel as strongly as I do about the Big Blue rat and towel boy.

That I am not the only Blues FAN who needs further outlet (referring to SLGT) than going to games and yelling:
“Hey Brewer, you still suck” or
“Hey Tom, how much times left?”
“JUMP ! ! ! !”
“Life saved, souvenir lost.” or “Life lost, souvenir saved.”
“PTMFUS ! ! !” (Even though I had to ask Juan)
“Fan Ta Detroit” or “FUCK DETROIT” or “Blackhawks SUCK” etc etc
“Beeeelllllllllllffffoooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr ! ! ! ! "

That you can make up for being from South County (in AMs eyes anyway)
by going to Stockholm, Sweden and reporting on the Blues.

Many Many others, but hey, I am now at work and need to start, umm.. working.
(SLGT was the 1st thing I did when I got to work this morning, even though I have
a million emails to get through. Guess I have my priorities straight ehh?)

by DanGNR on Oct 6, 2009 9:28 AM CDT reply actions