Saturday Links: Zero "Escalator Accidents" since Thursday

by Poor College Student on Oct 10, 2009 6:01 AM CDT

Mitch Hedberg lied to me. Escalators can become much more than just "temporarily stairs."

Blues News:

With Jackman out, it's go time for Peter Angelos.
LA comes to town tonight. Get your best crying Ryan Smyth pics up early!

NHL News:

Scores!
When your NHL career comeback fails, make up for that potential lost revenue by announcing your past sexual abuse right before your book comes out. I still feel bad for Theo and I particularly loathe the perp, but you gotta figure there's a reason he's telling this right before his book hits the shelves.
Tonight's action. Non-Blues game I'll be paying attention to: Pittsburgh (Crosby, Malkin and Co.) vs. Toronto (The Truculent Ones)
No punishment for Hartnell for snacking on a Penguin.
The Fanshot crowd beat me to it: Franzen's out for four months with a torn ACL.
David Feher (not Donald Fehr) mentioned as a potential Paul Kelly replacement as head of the NHLPA.

Other Stuff:

Milk goes with cookies, spaghetti goes with meatballs, and Answer Man goes with links to bad tattoos. Some things just make sense together.
Mystery Google: You get what the person before you searched for. PROJECT MAYHEM: If we all go there and plug in "Fuck Detroit"...
Nothing gets the blood pumping like a good ol' passive aggressive kitchen note fight.

Video:

Even though he had a hat trick last night, "Dany Fuckin' Heatley" wants out of San Jose already.

Hope to see you folks tomorrow after a Blues victory!

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Project mayhem must be working...I got this:

“eriously if I get a search relating to Detroit one more time I’m going to. do something.”

I’ve been changing up between Detroit is a dump and Is Detroit technically a 3rd world country

You are a cock,

by Genetic Mutation on Oct 10, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions

I just got that one.

"Umm - it was - you know - umm - a good game. You know."
-Patrick Ewing

by Thelonious Dunk on Oct 10, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions

some asshole searched…there is nothing wrong with detroit, they have great coffee shops.

You are a cock,

by Genetic Mutation on Oct 10, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions

That's okay,

I threw in a little “Detroit: America’s Gooch” to balance out the morality of mystery google.

"Umm - it was - you know - umm - a good game. You know."
-Patrick Ewing

by Thelonious Dunk on Oct 10, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions

‘If I just abandon my shithole in Detroit, is that a legitimate tax deduction?’

You are a cock,

by Genetic Mutation on Oct 10, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions

WTF?

The asshole before me searched for “Gay Kittens”

A sample link title = “Lost keys, faggots and gay kittens. – *violet*vamp*’s MySpace Blog”

/and I thought you fuckers were sick and twisted…

Let's go Blues!!!

by Milo. on Oct 11, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions

Nice, "Mitch" reference!

Good stuff, PCS, now LGB!

"Millhouse, push 'em down if he's in yer way! Jimbo, go for the face! LOOK!!! Ralph Wiggum lost his shinguard! HACK THE BONE!!! HACK THE BONE!!!
-Lisa Simpson, Goalie

by Nancy's Boy on Oct 10, 2009 4:42 PM CDT reply actions